I freaking love Brock's mystique
Sept 2, 2014 7:44:12 GMT -5
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 2, 2014 7:44:12 GMT -5
Not the shape-shifter from X-Men, btw. Just so we're clear.
So here's this gigantic blonde-haired, blue-eyed tank of a guy. Somebody who seems to be not only genetically gifted, and grew up in an environment where those physical gifts couldn't *help* but be honed to perfection. A guy who has excelled at every physical thing he has ever attempted (NCAA champion, youngest WWE Champion, final Undisputed Champion, UFC Champion in only like 3 matches, nearly made a pro-football team after not playing football since high school, and doing all of that, allegedly, while fighting off a devastating disease...without even KNOWING it). He beat Vince McMahon in court, changed the name of his finisher (for all of like two matches) to mock him over it, and then returned to company after being OFFERED the sweetest deal in this history of the wrestling business.
BUT...
He's also the guy who can't approach the ring without doing a little dance. He's the guy who, in the rare instance his speaks live, tells his advocate to "say something stupid", goes on about vomit and piss, and lets out screams that sound like a T-Rex giving birth. And his t-shirt? Because a Tap-Out styled Brock Lesnar shirt would probably outsell the original nWo shirt, possibly becoming the new Business Casual attire in many places, is a shirt with a bunch of text...and a sticker over the last word.
All the while, he lives on a series of farms out in the middle of skull-crunching NOWHERE with his wife, one of the most popular WWE Divas of all time, and the only friend that anybody can confirm that he has...is the creator of EC-f'n-W! And despite all of that, he absolutely could (and may) up and quit at a moment's notice.
Somehow, he (got booked to) not only break the Undertaker's streak, but SQUASH John Cena in such a way that it can only be described as Zack Ryderian, to the point where HBK and Ric Flair had to tell HULK HOGAN that there is no way that rematch is going to end any differently. Think about that for a moment. Of all the insane **** that Hulk Hogan has spouted over the years, the thing that FINALLY gets people to say "YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND, HOGAN!" is "Yeah, John Cena might have a chance next time".
I freaking LOVE this guy! And I hope to Creative-Above that he keeps that sweetheart deal for as long as possible so that jaded, old me can't grow bored of the MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN THE WORLD.
So here's this gigantic blonde-haired, blue-eyed tank of a guy. Somebody who seems to be not only genetically gifted, and grew up in an environment where those physical gifts couldn't *help* but be honed to perfection. A guy who has excelled at every physical thing he has ever attempted (NCAA champion, youngest WWE Champion, final Undisputed Champion, UFC Champion in only like 3 matches, nearly made a pro-football team after not playing football since high school, and doing all of that, allegedly, while fighting off a devastating disease...without even KNOWING it). He beat Vince McMahon in court, changed the name of his finisher (for all of like two matches) to mock him over it, and then returned to company after being OFFERED the sweetest deal in this history of the wrestling business.
BUT...
He's also the guy who can't approach the ring without doing a little dance. He's the guy who, in the rare instance his speaks live, tells his advocate to "say something stupid", goes on about vomit and piss, and lets out screams that sound like a T-Rex giving birth. And his t-shirt? Because a Tap-Out styled Brock Lesnar shirt would probably outsell the original nWo shirt, possibly becoming the new Business Casual attire in many places, is a shirt with a bunch of text...and a sticker over the last word.
All the while, he lives on a series of farms out in the middle of skull-crunching NOWHERE with his wife, one of the most popular WWE Divas of all time, and the only friend that anybody can confirm that he has...is the creator of EC-f'n-W! And despite all of that, he absolutely could (and may) up and quit at a moment's notice.
Somehow, he (got booked to) not only break the Undertaker's streak, but SQUASH John Cena in such a way that it can only be described as Zack Ryderian, to the point where HBK and Ric Flair had to tell HULK HOGAN that there is no way that rematch is going to end any differently. Think about that for a moment. Of all the insane **** that Hulk Hogan has spouted over the years, the thing that FINALLY gets people to say "YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND, HOGAN!" is "Yeah, John Cena might have a chance next time".
I freaking LOVE this guy! And I hope to Creative-Above that he keeps that sweetheart deal for as long as possible so that jaded, old me can't grow bored of the MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN THE WORLD.
