You're Easy E: Pick a 5 man welcoming party for the DX Tank

[DjZonk]

You're Easy E. You have DX knocking on your doors (Hunter, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X Pac). You decide it would be hilarious to open the gate with your camera crew there, with four wrestlers ready to kick the shit out of them with the camera's rolling, making the WWF wrestlers look like a bunch of chumps and idiots, seriously damaging one of the competitions hottest babyface acts. 

I'd select:

Scott Norton 
Scott and Rick Steiner 
Meng 

Think about that one for a second.

[Rave]

Sept 4, 2014 13:57:58 GMT -5 DjZonk said:

You're Easy E. You have DX knocking on your doors (Hunter, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X Pac). You decide it would be hilarious to open the gate with your camera crew there, with four wrestlers ready to kick the shit out of them with the camera's rolling, making the WWF wrestlers look like a bunch of chumps and idiots, seriously damaging one of the competitions hottest babyface acts. 

I'd select:

Scott Norton 
Scott and Rick Steiner 
Meng 

Think about that one for a second.

And lock Hall and Nash in a closet in case they decide to bolt.

[Hit Girl]

Ralphus, El Dandy, La Parka, Silver King and Goldberg

[Mozenrath]

5 jobbers with squirt guns, because I don't want anyone of value locked into litigation and quite possibly having an injunction against me using them.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Disco Inferno, Alex Wright, Norman Smiley, Chavo Guerrero, Pepe

[Digital Witness]

Sept 4, 2014 13:57:58 GMT -5 DjZonk said:

You're Easy E. You have DX knocking on your doors (Hunter, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X Pac). You decide it would be hilarious to open the gate with your camera crew there, with four wrestlers ready to kick the shit out of them with the camera's rolling, making the WWF wrestlers look like a bunch of chumps and idiots, seriously damaging one of the competitions hottest babyface acts. 

I'd select:

Scott Norton 
Scott and Rick Steiner 
Meng 

Think about that one for a second.

I could see the promo where Waltman tries to describe all the things that happened to his fallen comrades mid breakdown.

Triple H, Chyna, and the New Age Outlaws are never seen again.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Meng, Rick Steiner and a baseball bat.

[whitecrxsses]

Realistically, Goldberg, Scott Norton, The Steiners...throw Hogan in there to stand around calling DX jobbers.
However, I'd rather send El Dandy, Lash LaRoux, Pepe (no Chavo) and Horace.

[Square]

I would get the numbers of 5 local injured veterans and get them to go up to them and abuse them for using war as a shameful promotional tool. They can't use the footage andall is good.

[FHgrad99]

I would go with this:

-Meng
-Scott Norton
-Perry Saturn
-Fit Finlay
-The Giant

There are 4 legitimate tough guys and the biggest guy on the roster. I'd be willing to take my chances with that bunch.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Ice Cube
Dr Dre
MC Ren
DJ Yella

Well, that was easy. Shame I'm dead though.

[angryfan]

The Steiners, Meng and The Barbarian, and Norton. No one would have to say a word, but Scotty would just start doing math and pissing the other four off, leading to the jeep being belly to belly suplexed across the parking lot.

[JoDaNa1281]

Sept 4, 2014 13:57:58 GMT -5 DjZonk said:

You're Easy E. You have DX knocking on your doors (Hunter, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X Pac). You decide it would be hilarious to open the gate with your camera crew there, with four wrestlers ready to kick the shit out of them with the camera's rolling, making the WWF wrestlers look like a bunch of chumps and idiots, seriously damaging one of the competitions hottest babyface acts. 

I'd select:

Scott Norton 
Scott and Rick Steiner 
Meng 

Think about that one for a second.

I'd be shocked if DX would've lasted a minute in a fight with those 4 guys. Also, add Barbarian or Goldberg as the 5th guy.

[Sam Punk]

Meng. Just Meng. I'm sure he could handle those 4 by himself.

[Deleted]

I am amazed people think this is a good idea.

[Perd]

Meng
Scott Norton
Rick Steiner
Villano IV
Villano V

[DjZonk]

Sept 4, 2014 14:37:04 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

I am amazed people think this is a good idea.

It's just a bit of fun, Jeez. Or should I have started a thread about what corporate phone call you would have made that day? 

[Deleted]

I want to piss myself laughing just thinking about this.

The looks on DX's faces when the guys come out to confront them...

[Deleted]

Hall, Nash, Syxx, Hogan, and myself (Bischoff)

Because A) I'd much rather use this to make money for my own company than pull a "tough guy" act, and B) if McMahon wants a Kliq reunion on his show, he's going to have to show Hogan and Bischoff, too.

[ronin705]

Meng
Steiner Brothers
Hogan
Konnan (as he shoulda been there at the time), if not, La Parka

Truth be told, Nash and Hall would be pissed that the boys were trying f*** with their biznazz money