nate5054
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nate5054 on Sept 7, 2014 13:43:53 GMT -5
"I like your poetry..." "I like what you do to babies..." --The meeting of HI-DEN-RIECH and Gene Snitsky. That was seriously the creepiest thing I've ever seen in WWE, which is saying a lot.
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nm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nm on Sept 7, 2014 14:15:32 GMT -5
Remember when every poll on here had a "SNITSKY!" option? you mean now?
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 7, 2014 14:24:35 GMT -5
Three words. ALL. HAIL. SNITSKY!!!!!! ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfQi7pqCQAAcaqB.jpg:large) See, this is why I can't hate the big lug. Also, this. ![](http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7957/x2183a903.jpg)
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Post by sonofblaine on Sept 7, 2014 14:24:43 GMT -5
He's also going to be in Manos: The Search for Valley Lodge. I cannot WAIT for this to finally come out. It's been in production for a few years. ![](http://www.torgolives.com/images/poster2med.jpg) Unfortunatly, I can't find the one pic of him I've seen in the movie, but here's the concept art for the poster.
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babyfootball
Don Corleone
At least as good as Ron Garvin!
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Post by babyfootball on Sept 7, 2014 18:33:14 GMT -5
That whole dead baby angle was gold. From Snitsky's debut as an unassuming jobber, to the hilarity of the moment right when Snitsky squashed Lita and I realized "OMG this is actually how they're gonna get rid of the pregnancy," then Snitsky showing back up when I figured he was just a bit player in the Kane/Lita saga and cutting the legendary "it wasn't my fault!" promo, down to the famous moment when he punted that baby into the audience... it was like watching the Twilight Zone, it was everything I couldn't believe they were doing, all with a guy who I really thought was just a random local jobber when he debuted, crossing every line of good taste along the way.
Snitsky pretty much jumped the shark soon after, but it was a pretty ridiculous story all the way around.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 7, 2014 18:51:15 GMT -5
Snitsky in a torn-off tux reading a poem about a dead baby in Lita's uterus at her wedding was Grade A comedy.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 7, 2014 19:04:01 GMT -5
That whole dead baby angle was gold. From Snitsky's debut as an unassuming jobber, to the hilarity of the moment right when Snitsky squashed Lita and I realized "OMG this is actually how they're gonna get rid of the pregnancy," then Snitsky showing back up when I figured he was just a bit player in the Kane/Lita saga and cutting the legendary "it wasn't my fault!" promo, down to the famous moment when he punted that baby into the audience... it was like watching the Twilight Zone, it was everything I couldn't believe they were doing, all with a guy who I really thought was just a random local jobber when he debuted, crossing every line of good taste along the way. Snitsky pretty much jumped the shark soon after, but it was a pretty ridiculous story all the way around. To thus day I don't know why I laughs as hard as I did at the one promo where Snitsky said he would make Kane cry like a baby and then started going "waaah!"
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Sept 7, 2014 19:12:45 GMT -5
“It’s not my fault you fell in love. It’s not my fault it came from above. It’s not my fault Edge and Lita choose this direction. It’s not my fault Kane can’t get an erection. It’s not my fault the things love can do to us. Just like it’s not my fault you had a dead baby in your uterus.” ![](http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/4ba210072221b38daaf0371911ebab9d/2435%20-%20Raw%20gene_snitsky%20smiling%20suit%20thumbs_up%20wwe.png)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2014 19:13:59 GMT -5
I remember being vaguely baffled at his popularity around here. I think that it started off ironically and then some people missed the joke and thought that he was actually awesome.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 7, 2014 19:45:45 GMT -5
One of my fondest wrestling moments happened about a year ago at a convention I went to in New Jersey. I was sitting at a table by myself, waiting for my friends to return. Looking down at my phone and I hear somebody ask where I got my shoes. I look up and it's Snitsky. He says he had the same ones, but not that color, which was what he wanted.
It didn't hit me until like 30 minutes later that Gene Snitsky had come up to me and talked about my shoes.
I began marking out.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Sept 7, 2014 19:46:07 GMT -5
Name doesn't ring any bells.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 7, 2014 20:18:31 GMT -5
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RusevIsGod
AC Slater
Rusev is as strong as sonic is as Fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by RusevIsGod on Sept 7, 2014 21:20:00 GMT -5
God he was so good. Wish they had went with the rumored storyline of an intra-brand team of him and Heidenreich but instead of winning both tag belts they'd win the WWE and World Heavyweight titles respectively. I wish WWE would resign both of them...
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Sept 8, 2014 0:41:11 GMT -5
One of my fondest wrestling moments happened about a year ago at a convention I went to in New Jersey. I was sitting at a table by myself, waiting for my friends to return. Looking down at my phone and I hear somebody ask where I got my shoes. I look up and it's Snitsky. He says he had the same ones, but not that color, which was what he wanted. It didn't hit me until like 30 minutes later that Gene Snitsky had come up to me and talked about my shoes. I began marking out. Was is it awkward when he asked to sniff of them, or was it highly flattering?
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Sept 8, 2014 3:03:08 GMT -5
Three words. ALL. HAIL. SNITSKY!!!!!! ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfQi7pqCQAAcaqB.jpg:large) Ignoring the Onesey for a minute Nice to see him actually looking Human again.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 8, 2014 3:24:19 GMT -5
Never liked him; it wasn't his fault (sorry), but around the time of his debut/awful storyline, my then girlfriend had just had an actual miscarriage (maybe; it's entirely possible the entire pregnancy was a lie--long story, I was legit devastated regardless), so I was extra sensitive to things like that. So Snitsky's ironic popularity and the miscarriage jokes and stuff on here at the time, while I understood why people would make them, I just had no sense of humor about it at all.
So it's a weird case of where my head was at leading me to just not liking a performer, and more specifically the story he was involved in, at all.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Sept 8, 2014 3:25:58 GMT -5
He had a good old school look. I think they could of done more with him.
Just checked out his cooking videos. One of the vidoes he's talking about cooking baby back ribs in 30 minutes..
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 8, 2014 10:10:33 GMT -5
![](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoga8SnuD3AafJVgv_TqJitF7tsEPA72BelNe6K7SvZO7565DkYg) ![](http://maidenshows.ryasrealm.com/images/gene%20snitsky%20wwe.jpg) Hey, he likes Iron Maiden, so he can do no wrong in my eyes!
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beamanhogan
Team Rocket
RIP - Macho for Hall of Fame
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Post by beamanhogan on Sept 8, 2014 10:52:36 GMT -5
I loved when he intentionally got disqualified in a Survivor Series match for using a chair to try to eliminate someone. It is a concept that I always wish they tried to do more often in those matches.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 15:25:29 GMT -5
Why are onesie pajamas made in Snitsky's size?
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