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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 15:53:01 GMT -5
Dumwaiters. Every house should have one. And escalators.
Plus, we can get cheap energy by paying people in lottery tickets and having them crank generators.
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Post by Main Eventer on Sept 19, 2014 16:46:01 GMT -5
Also, I've always wanted to hear Unicron from Transformers say "rama-lama-ding-dong" for some reason. It would just sound great in Orson Wells' voice. For this reason, I want to hear Lewis Black reading the lyrics of "The Safety Dance"... "CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE... WELL, THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!!!" Also, a video game based off of the movie "Cannonball Run", that has an 'iron man' mode with either no or a limited amount of time to pause the game. God Damn it, now I want Lewis Black to sing The Safety Dance.
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Post by Adam Black on Sept 19, 2014 21:01:39 GMT -5
Rowan Atkinson as The Doctor
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Sept 19, 2014 21:45:55 GMT -5
I kind of want to see an alternate history comic book about Welles Crowether (a.k.a. "The Man in The Red Bandana") in which he survives the attack on the World Trade Center and then just disappears to become a vigilante while everyone else is under the assumption that he parished in the south tower.
"Ringo Buys A Rifle"- Another alternate history (this time a TV or web series) in which Mark David Chapman isn't arrested for the murder John Lennon (all that's left behind is a beat up copy of "Catcher in The Rye"). Ringo Starr, angered by the murder of his former bandmate buys a rifle to seek revenge and bases his touring schedule on whatever leads he has to finding John's killer. Every episode ends with him coming close to getting Chapman, but he slips away. Ringo then goes out to play a concert and is about to start playing before everything goes to freeze frame and the closing credits. This way we don't have to pay expensive liscensing fees for Beatles/Ringo Starr solo songs. The only song played in the show will be the theme song, "Ringo Buys A Rifle" by The Dead Milkmen.
Last summer a conversation over some beers about Mike O'Malley at a cookout resulted in the idea of a Curb Your Enthusiasm/Larry Sanders Show-type program about the behind the scenes goings on of the Nickelodeon show Guts.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Sept 20, 2014 1:24:28 GMT -5
I want to see CM Punk return to the WWE as Phil Brooks- AJ introduces him as Phil he goes to the ring , not wearing any Punk merchandise , doesent come out to Cult of personality . & He skips off with AJ to her theme music. This being is one and final appearance on wrestling TV forever. It leaves the announce team totally baffled, & Fans booing for a long drawn out period.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Sept 20, 2014 1:36:10 GMT -5
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Post by Adam Black on Sept 20, 2014 12:44:41 GMT -5
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Post by Long A, Short A on Sept 21, 2014 12:44:41 GMT -5
In the next shit gone crazy teen novel there should be cats with two sets of ears. So, whenthe cats' ears shrink in their head. "Get the guns, the cats don't have ears."
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Sept 21, 2014 18:42:01 GMT -5
I want to set up a prank rental service. Basically people pay for there friends/family to be pranked in large scale ways that would normally be too expensive for one person to pay. My company would spread the cost by reselling these pranks to multiple clients. I got the idea this week after watching "don't drop the baby". They showed a mannequin that simulates a woman in labour, for training purposes. It screams, and bleeds and all sorts, and has a weird face... I wanted to buy one, and put in bed next to my sleeping partner. Then set it screaming at 2am. They cost £3000 though
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