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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 18:00:57 GMT -5
I want a cartoon or a video game where a character wears chain mail armor made out of cheeseburgers.
You?
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 18, 2014 18:03:32 GMT -5
I think every public toilet should have a complimentary bowl of nuts.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 18, 2014 18:07:30 GMT -5
One day I'll get laid
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Post by Milkman Norm on Sept 18, 2014 18:09:08 GMT -5
What are you talking about? All of my ideas are brilliant.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 18, 2014 18:13:42 GMT -5
I once thought the British government should stage a fake Loch Ness monster sighting to boost tourism
Under my plan, the military with scientists would suddenly seal off Loch Ness and declare an exclusion zone around it.
All vehicles would be searched for photographic equipment and would have to pass fake quarentine checks.
Boats would sail up and down the Loch while helicopters circle overhead with spotlights.
Eventually, they'd all leave, and dismiss the mission as a "training exercise".....*wink wink*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 18:28:40 GMT -5
Scotland will join the United States.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 18:44:37 GMT -5
A tv show based loosely off of Jeffery Dahmer but about a guy who works as a mortician named Jeffery the Embalmer
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 18, 2014 18:52:33 GMT -5
The Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley wedding was apart of a crude US Government eugenics experiment to create the perfect musician. His/Her popular music would be so amazing that it would subvert the minds of the youth around the world leading to them overthrowing regimes that are traditional unfriendly to the US and replacing them with Western influenced governments and consequently bringing about world peace.
This all fell apart when the government realized just how screwed up Michael Jackson actually was.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 18, 2014 18:56:02 GMT -5
Owl City tours with Motorhead.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 19:12:54 GMT -5
I think every public toilet should have a complimentary bowl of nuts. In a men's room, all you would need is the bowl and people could create their own. Also, I've always wanted to hear Unicron from Transformers say "rama-lama-ding-dong" for some reason. It would just sound great in Orson Wells' voice. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 20:12:32 GMT -5
I have a cold that's giving me a terrible headache, so let's see how this goes...
Gorillas trained to drive cars.
Everyone wears visors like Cyclops from X-Men on Cyclops Day.
Cyclops Day, a day celebrating Cyclops from the X-Men.
I want a Friday The 13th courtroom drama. The whole movie would be about the trial of Jason Voorhees and the main character would be his defense attorney.
A horror movie where the horror clichés are always avoided. "That abandoned house looks scary... So I guess we'll keep on driving."
Personal soundtracks loaded onto micro-speakers implanted into our skin. Your whole life comes with music now.
We convert one state into a place where a constant reenactment of The Warriors plays out. I'm thinking Rhode Island or Florida.
Peabo Bryson as James Bond.
All school uniforms are now team shirts from Legends Of The Hidden Temple and they compete for points like in Harry Potter. Olmec would become the Secretary of Education.
Everyone should be required to wear tuxedos when going to a movie(women would also be required to wear tuxedos). Let class this shit up.
I want Gundams. Why has that not happened yet?
A Curb Your Enthusiasm like show starring the Cryptkeeper. He gets into so many shenanigans...
Replacing the men featured on American dollars with fictional characters. Mr. Moneybags gets the 100$ bill obviously.
Let's put a giant replica of King Kong on the Empire State Building. I'd like it if it was an actual giant ape, but we all gotta compromise sometimes.
There needs to be a national lottery with the winner getting the right to name a city whatever they want. Boomshakalaka, TX would be my choice.
October is the one month out of the year where everyone acts like we're in a post-apocalyptic scenario. Will it be zombies? Nuclear war? Aliens? Fun for the whole family.
An episode of The Deadliest Catch starring Clark Kent.
A professional sports team based on Street Sharks.
Vincent Price introduces all movies before they begin. I know he died long ago, but technology can make it happen.
All conflicts are settled over a game of Fusion Frenzy. If shit is real tense, Mario Party.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 18, 2014 20:19:13 GMT -5
Tommy Wiseau talk show
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Spider2024
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 18, 2014 20:56:52 GMT -5
I should spend $120 on scratch tickets when my next paycheck comes.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Sept 19, 2014 0:35:55 GMT -5
Also, I've always wanted to hear Unicron from Transformers say "rama-lama-ding-dong" for some reason. It would just sound great in Orson Wells' voice. For this reason, I want to hear Lewis Black reading the lyrics of "The Safety Dance"... "CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE... WELL, THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!!!" Also, a video game based off of the movie "Cannonball Run", that has an 'iron man' mode with either no or a limited amount of time to pause the game. |
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Post by The Sam on Sept 19, 2014 0:40:33 GMT -5
You get a group of 50 or more people together and get them each to check out a few books from a local library until the library has no books left in it. Then they bring all the books back a week later.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 19, 2014 0:56:15 GMT -5
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Rumble McSkirmish
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 19, 2014 5:23:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 11:51:03 GMT -5
An anime starring Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy. It would be like Regular Show meets Flight of the Conchords.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 19, 2014 12:04:09 GMT -5
Reforming the US Tax codes so that all our SSNs are entered into a drawing. One winner gets $1,040,000 tax-free and a pass on taxes the following year.
All cars should have a Head's up display, including a targeting system (weapons not included)
I still want a Kayfabe movie version of the origins of the Undertaker - and somehow tie in the Ministry as a cult bringing about the end of the world. Chris Jericho, Brock Lesnar, and a couple of other faces are the "Ghostbusters" that routinely stop the world takeover.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2014 15:28:14 GMT -5
Alright, bear with me, this one's a doozy...
A website where a bunch of people can get together without leaving the comfort of their own homes (or work, or school, or whatever) and discuss professional wrestling.
...yeah, that is too f***ing stupid. Sorry, I'll just go.
*leaves*
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