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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 19, 2014 11:03:17 GMT -5
So, there's got to be a payoff to WWE letting him grow it that long, right?
Who's getting the rub of knocking Bryan out and cutting it off?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 19, 2014 11:08:20 GMT -5
Imo if Bryan loses the beard, it shouldn't be a big deal. He should just show up on RAW clean cut.
The joke was originally that he "let himself go" after 18 Seconds and being left by AJ at the altar. But now WWE believes that Bryan is over because of the beard...and not his badass wrestling ability and charisma. They think "we like him because he's ugly like us".
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 19, 2014 11:15:31 GMT -5
Bryan returns with a haircut and completely shaved and joins the Authority
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 19, 2014 11:24:21 GMT -5
Bryan returns with a haircut and completely shaved and joins the Authority  |
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Post by The Sam on Sept 19, 2014 11:25:27 GMT -5
"So last week on RAW, The Authority knocked me unconscious and cut my beard off.
But it's ok, because beards grow back. Just because you cut it back doesn't mean the roots disappear. I'll just grow it out again. Whatever. It's not that big of a deal..."
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Sept 19, 2014 11:28:24 GMT -5
"So last week on RAW, The Authority knocked me unconscious and cut my beard off. But it's ok, because beards grow back. Just because you cut it back doesn't mean the roots disappear. I'll just grow it out again. Whatever. It's not that big of a deal..." "BAH GAWD KANG! I've only been back for one night and the Authority is forcing Daniel Bryan to undergo electrolysis hair removal on his beard." "HA-HA-HA, you know what I say JR... Hair today...gone tomorrow!" |
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 19, 2014 11:30:49 GMT -5
PETA would be all over WWE for destroying the home of all the small woodland animals living in the beard.
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Post by FinalGwen on Sept 19, 2014 11:45:23 GMT -5
Imo if Bryan loses the beard, it shouldn't be a big deal. He should just show up on RAW clean cut. The joke was originally that he "let himself go" after 18 Seconds and being left by AJ at the altar. But now WWE believes that Bryan is over because of the beard...and not his badass wrestling ability and charisma. They think "we like him because he's ugly like us". I don't see why it has to be one or the other. Like it or not, the beard is a more defining look for Bryan, it's an easy thing for people to latch onto, not necessarily because of ugliness. The Rock had his eyebrow, Stone Cold looked odd without his goatee... When video game companies include Bryan as a legend in future games, I'm pretty sure he'll have his beard, even if he gets rid of it in future. |
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Sept 19, 2014 11:46:33 GMT -5
I don't like Brie Bella.
...is that not what this thread is about?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 19, 2014 11:48:44 GMT -5
I don't like Brie Bella. ...is that not what this thread is about?  |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 19, 2014 11:50:37 GMT -5
He returns without it, to boos, and he obliviously wonders why everyone is booing him.
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 19, 2014 12:31:20 GMT -5
We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears! I mean beards.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Sept 19, 2014 13:07:27 GMT -5
Absolutely irrelevant but the beardier he is, the bigger my minor crush on him is...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 13:09:28 GMT -5
Bearded Wizard Bryan is iconic, regular goofy clean cut Bryan is kind of wack.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 13:11:24 GMT -5
It'll go either when he goes heel or a major douche heel cuts it off.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 19, 2014 13:24:34 GMT -5
Leave the beard, but clean that shit up.
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 19, 2014 13:34:01 GMT -5
Although I know what the OP meant I like the idea of WWE letting him grow a beard because a grown man can't make that decision himself, I expect he had to fill in a formal request.
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Post by Chip on Sept 19, 2014 13:46:43 GMT -5
Last I heard Brie likes the beard, so I don't think it's building to anything so much as he liked it and so does his missus. On top of that, I think if they were gonna shave it off they'd have let Barrett do it, he got insanely close.
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Post by DIIV on Sept 19, 2014 13:49:55 GMT -5
They think "we like him because he's ugly like us". I honestly believe this is what Vince is convinced of. |
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Post by Larryhausen on Sept 19, 2014 17:59:43 GMT -5
I expect that if he ever does decide to lose it, it'll be part of an angle.
He, like Punk and countless others before him, seems old school enough, that if he decides to shave, he'll say "What the hell, let's try to get some heat and make some money from it."
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