Weird Total Divas Question

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What if in a few hundred years a historian wants to write a history of the WWE...however everything WWE related including footage, books, etc. were somehow destroyed in World War 5. Except for Total Divas that is! What would be that writer's impression of the company and what would the WWE history look like?

Some thoughts:

*Vince McMahon: A kindly old man known for wearing flamboyant suits and motivating the young female talent.

*Robots nearly indistinguishable from humans were employed by WWE as early as 2013. This is shown through Eva and Jonathan. Seriously for a show that is supposed to be reality the acting of these two is SO bad. I got taken completely out of this week's episode a few times because of it.

*The WWE World Heavyweight Champion in 2014 could not afford to buy two homes unless he borrowed from the all powerful John Cena. Also, Cena is the first WWE Champion I believe (seriously I can't remember the show ever referencing an earlier champion).

*Natalya/Summer Raw is equivalent to Hogan/Andre. Or it would be if we knew who those latter two were.

*The Undertaker's streak ended at WM XXX, but that didn't stop the divas from kicking butt right afterward!

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

*Birthdays for people of the Canadian female species apparently lasted for the full calendar year.

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Sept 22, 2014 8:34:24 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

*Birthdays for people of the Canadian female species apparently lasted for the full calendar year.

At minimum.

[Hawk Hart]

"Natty is a straight up bitch." would easily be in one of the history books. Magic knows Black Lives Matter would be quoted, obviously.

[PsychoGoatee]

The Simpsons would work as an equally legitimate account of WWE history.