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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2014 21:20:59 GMT -5
Why doesn't he wear it all the time?!
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Sept 22, 2014 21:22:18 GMT -5
Because he's a big red retard...
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 22, 2014 21:24:13 GMT -5
Because it smells like hellfire and brimstone
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 22, 2014 21:26:05 GMT -5
The spirit of good competition.
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Post by bigjohnsons on Sept 22, 2014 21:27:11 GMT -5
Because he has to follow a script
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 22, 2014 21:36:11 GMT -5
Because he has to take it off when he takes a dump?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2014 21:44:18 GMT -5
Makes it harder for him to breathe especially with all the shit around called bad storylines.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 22, 2014 22:37:23 GMT -5
It decreases his will and sanity stat, leaving him more vulnerable to status effects like going crazy.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 22, 2014 22:38:27 GMT -5
He spent all his gold on the shabby new suit and can't afford to repair his zero durability mask.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Sept 23, 2014 1:26:16 GMT -5
Because it brings out the DEMON inside him and he needs to make big corporate moves.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 23, 2014 8:04:19 GMT -5
Blah blah blah government regulation blah blah blah killing civil liberties blah blah blah
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Post by Prince Petty on Sept 23, 2014 8:54:20 GMT -5
He doesn't have a tie that goes with it. And unlike John Cena, Kane has a modicum of fashion sense.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 23, 2014 9:05:03 GMT -5
It makes him break out, and he's trying to ask Bill out for the Sadie Hawkins.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 23, 2014 9:30:44 GMT -5
It's not ISO 9000 approved.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 23, 2014 9:41:05 GMT -5
It decreases his will and sanity stat, leaving him more vulnerable to status effects like going crazy. I assume it lowers his DEF too, seeing as he jobbed like hell when he last wore it. |
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Sept 23, 2014 10:43:09 GMT -5
Honestly, it shows how all over the place the WWE is at times when he goes from masked championship title threat to Seth Rollins' lackey.
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Post by Kiaraa on Sept 23, 2014 11:24:14 GMT -5
Because then like The Mask he can not control what he turns into although powerful. I guess that's how all the Masks work.
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Post by sonofblaine on Sept 23, 2014 17:19:44 GMT -5
Because creative hates Kane.
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