Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Sept 23, 2014 11:11:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 11:13:13 GMT -5
I feel bad for the guy, but this almost sounds like an Adam Sandler comedy.
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Post by Michael Coello on Sept 23, 2014 11:18:17 GMT -5
I could swear this happened before to a woman who had that happened to her a few year back.
Also, since that paragraph didn't make me laugh at all, beep boop ones and zeroes.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 23, 2014 11:20:17 GMT -5
I feel bad for the guy, but this almost sounds like an Adam Sandler comedy. Don't give Sandler ideas. Please. |
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 23, 2014 11:21:11 GMT -5
That would be horrible.
I'm trying to even come up with ideas on how to at least keep it clean? Do you basically have to wear a condom 24/7 like a diaper of sorts? I don't think something like an adult diaper would handle it properly.
Without even getting into the psychological stuff, just the physical problems would be horrible.
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BorneAgain
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 23, 2014 11:27:30 GMT -5
...Come again?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 23, 2014 11:28:49 GMT -5
That would be horrible. I'm trying to even come up with ideas on how to at least keep it clean? Do you basically have to wear a condom 24/7 like a diaper of sorts? I don't think something like an adult diaper would handle it properly. Without even getting into the psychological stuff, just the physical problems would be horrible. One would assume he'd like, dry out after the first few. I feel sorry for the dude though. You've gotta figure it'd hurt after a while too. I mean, if you've ever had sex multiple times in a row, it can kinda ache after a couple, so firing off five in a row must suck. |
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Post by fw91 on Sept 23, 2014 11:51:19 GMT -5
can a vasectomy help?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 12:08:22 GMT -5
That sucks. Though the whole thing about "not satisfying his wife in bed" is like...ok. oral?
Anyway - I hope the guy has tried chiropractic care. He slipped a disc and that might help at least mediate the issue.
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Post by Lancers on Sept 23, 2014 12:14:20 GMT -5
 "I experience 500 orgasms a day and have satisfied 14 million women. Now I must go and sign my band's name off on some new merchandise like a KISS blender and a KISS pacemaker." |
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Sept 23, 2014 12:31:09 GMT -5
It would help with stopping the ejaculating (now there's a word I never expected to write on a wrestling forum) but unlikely for his orgasms. Poor guy  |
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Post by DSR on Sept 23, 2014 12:40:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 13:01:24 GMT -5
"I experience 500 orgasms a day and have satisfied 14 million women. Now I must go and sign my band's name off on some new merchandise like a KISS blender and a KISS pacemaker." And cue Orange in 3...2... |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 13:02:09 GMT -5
False. Why would any man sleep with Stephanie McMahon that many times? |
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Post by Orange on Sept 23, 2014 13:25:33 GMT -5
"I experience 500 orgasms a day and have satisfied 14 million women. Now I must go and sign my band's name off on some new merchandise like a KISS blender and a KISS pacemaker." And cue Orange in 3...2... Say what you will, but I'd be all over a KISS blender.  |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 23, 2014 13:32:13 GMT -5
Oh, and you're a robot if this paragraph didn't make you laugh out loud: Yeah no, that's pretty depressing, actually. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 23, 2014 13:48:34 GMT -5
I openly admit to laughing at several sentences in that article.
I also admit to being an awful person. You may crucify me.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 23, 2014 13:59:18 GMT -5
False. Why would any man sleep with Stephanie McMahon that many times? Stephbendover.gif |
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 23, 2014 14:46:08 GMT -5
Linda McMahon: "I'll have what he's having"
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Post by Shy Guy on Sept 23, 2014 15:06:43 GMT -5
I openly admit to laughing at several sentences in that article. I also admit to being an awful person. You may crucify me. i'll support this guy. i did the same. |
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