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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 5, 2014 15:37:53 GMT -5
It's about time for Big Show to bust out his appropriately giant-sized items out of, what must be, his ridiculously huge closet. Could he bring back The Giant Chair that bashed Sheamus into oblivion?  A Giant Banquet sized table? Will he bust out a Giant Sized American Flag? Perhaps a Giant Sized Apple Pie and Baseball because he loves America so much? Perhaps he will somehow enlarge his already FRYING PAN SIZED Fists?! |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Oct 5, 2014 15:38:26 GMT -5
Massive Russian dolls, one after the other
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Oct 5, 2014 17:00:34 GMT -5
Giant Baseball Bat.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Oct 5, 2014 17:18:59 GMT -5
I'd love to see Big Show in a TLC match where he busts out the giant chair, giant ladder, and debuts a giant table.
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Post by PTBartman on Oct 5, 2014 17:30:01 GMT -5
A giant hammer and sickle
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Post by Prince Petty on Oct 5, 2014 17:40:24 GMT -5
Given the talk of groinal kicks, I feel like the giant implement should fit the occasion:  |
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 5, 2014 18:01:05 GMT -5
a Giant Flag Pole
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Post by schma on Oct 5, 2014 18:25:07 GMT -5
A Giant Sledgehammer. This will clearly infringe on HHH's territory and we can renew that hot feud from about a year ago. Giant feud, giant hammer, giant tears.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2014 18:27:12 GMT -5
Giant toilet seat that HHH and Stephanie had no use for when they were busy owning his house.
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Post by Boo! on Oct 5, 2014 18:32:05 GMT -5
The anthology of all wrestlers in the industry who everyone would rather have on their TV screens at that particular moment than the Big Show. However I doubt his ability to lift it.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Oct 5, 2014 18:40:44 GMT -5
If we use Rusev's boot as our frame of reference as he inevitably sinks his toes into Show's privvies, Big Show would be hitting Rusev with his oversized crotch. So I'll go with that.
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Post by jagilki on Oct 5, 2014 18:55:55 GMT -5
judging by Nick Hogans cell phone, his giant sized ass.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2014 19:08:18 GMT -5
Giant Smirnoff Bottle
Problem is, Show had to empty the bottle before the match and had his babyface friends help him, and they all get wasted and lose their matches that night in pitiful fashion.
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Post by krozor on Oct 5, 2014 20:28:31 GMT -5
The entire match should take place inside a scaled-to-giant-size Oval Office.
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Post by Diamond Cutter Out of Nowhere! on Oct 5, 2014 21:08:50 GMT -5
I'm guessing a ridiculously large American flag, given that Rusev has the absurdly large Russian flag that hangs in the arena. On a comically sized flagpole, of course.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2014 21:09:56 GMT -5
Oversized novelty protective cup which he can use to nosell all groin kicks.
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 5, 2014 22:00:05 GMT -5
judging by Nick Hogans cell phone, his giant sized ass. Obviously, he won't be using Nick's penis. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 5, 2014 22:25:08 GMT -5
An oversized resignation letter hopefully.
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Post by PTBartman on Oct 6, 2014 6:29:53 GMT -5
Giant Smirnoff Bottle Problem is, Show had to empty the bottle before the match and had his babyface friends help him, and they all get wasted and lose their matches that night in pitiful fashion. Big Show staggers to the ring, dragging an inflatable. He grabs a mic... "I ain't afraid'a you! You nothin' but a Chuhaister on vod-ka! You like Alex Ovetchken, I bet ya play hockey!" *JBL swats the inflatable Chuhaister with his ham sized fists* "See all these people - look at me! All these people, they scared'a you! They run around with their cameras and they on the subway - they eat cabbage. I ain't afraid'a you! You're nothin' but a Russian myth, you're a Ruskie! You're like Russev, he's a Russkie, his name's Barnskey - he eats borscht. You eat borscht? WMD stands for "Whipped Me a Dummy." I ain't afraid--what're you lookin' at? What're you lookin' at? I ain't scared'a you! I'm the real giant... I ain't afraid'a you..." *He then starts taking off his jacket* "I'll beat you like I'll beat Rusev... I'm.. I'm.. the real giant! Rusev is just like you, he weighs 490,000 pounds! He eats borscht... I ain't afraid'a you... quit lookin' at me! I'm tellin' ya Chuhaister, I wanna beat you up!" *Show then takes off his dress shirt* "I'm gonna do this just like I do Rusev, I'll slap you in the face and you won't do nothin' about it, see?" *He slaps Chuhaister in the face* "You're afraid of me! You're afraid of me and you're scared! Just like the Rusev, I'm gonna slap him in the face too 'cause I ain't scared'a him none either, I ain't scared of nobody! So fight me!" *Show removes off his belt and whips Godzilla with it* "Come on!" *He then takes down his pants revealing Giant pink boxer shorts* "I.. I say put up your dukes, Ruskie! I ain't afraid'a you!" *Rusev's theme music interrupts*  |
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Post by keezy on Oct 6, 2014 6:47:41 GMT -5
A GIANT KNOCKOUT PUNCH! *Smackdown pop.mp3*
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