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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2014 12:51:20 GMT -5
His promos of groins and sphincters never cease to make me laugh
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2014 14:09:40 GMT -5
He comes out with the most silly insults and it's hilarious. You piece of American garbage, I'll kick you in the groin. It's brilliant.
Makes me worry they're preparing him for a split from Lana already though.
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Post by Prince Petty on Oct 18, 2014 14:21:02 GMT -5
I love it. Because he's supposed to be foreign, he should be mangling sentence structure, rather than just talking in an exaggerated, silly accent. And that's exactly what he's doing. Obviously, he is Bulgarian in real life, but I've no idea what his English is like, so when he says stuff like "come down and see what happen", it's far more genuine as a foreign heel than any of, for example, Santino's comedy word generator.
So he's not great with insults, because he isn't speaking his first language. But he seems happy with them, which makes him almost endearing. And I think he and Lana make a great pairing, and just because Rusev is a much better talker than people initially believed, I hope they don't say, 'well, he doesn't need a manager'.
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Post by sonofblaine on Oct 18, 2014 16:53:03 GMT -5
ANUS!
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mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 18, 2014 16:59:57 GMT -5
I'm puzzled by this latest joke. When did he say "anus"?
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Post by Adam Black on Oct 18, 2014 19:13:35 GMT -5
"I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE AND RIP IT" *long awkward pause* I assume he was gonna say "I'll rip your spine and break it apart" but he knew he f***ed up.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 18, 2014 20:45:05 GMT -5
"I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE AND RIP IT" *long awkward pause* I assume he was gonna say "I'll rip your spine and break it apart" but he knew he f***ed up. I rip your spine so bad, you gonna wish I no rip your spine so bad!!! |
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 18, 2014 20:49:54 GMT -5
"I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE AND RIP IT" *long awkward pause* I assume he was gonna say "I'll rip your spine and break it apart" but he knew he f***ed up. "Then I'll kick your leg out of your leg!" |
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Post by The Robisher on Oct 18, 2014 23:33:59 GMT -5
It's 12:30am and I'm in tears of laughter too hard to fall asleep!
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Post by JTG Fan on Oct 18, 2014 23:37:15 GMT -5
I'm puzzled by this latest joke. When did he say "anus"? Main Event this week. He said it a lot. |
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Post by AwamoriRock on Oct 19, 2014 0:36:13 GMT -5
I'm puzzled by this latest joke. When did he say "anus"? Main Event this week. He said it a lot. That is just hilarious. |
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Post by sfvega on Oct 19, 2014 0:46:41 GMT -5
Let him talk, let him be awkward, let him have a running gag, let him be intense, SOMETHING! That guy and his Wilson-ripoff are by far the most stale thing on WWE right now. They come out try for outdated cheap heat in a way that feels even more painfully archaic every time, then he beats someone who puts up a "valiant effort". Every week. Pipe in feed me more chants. Give him Chavo's old stick horse Pepe. Bring in Shelton Benjamin's grandma. Literally ANYTHING would make him more entertaining than he is right now. I fast forwarded so hard when his music hit this week that I think I saw next week's Raw.
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