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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Oct 19, 2014 23:19:33 GMT -5
Kramer: "They can just write it off." Jerry: "You don't even know what writing it off means." Kramer: "Yes I do and they are the ones that are writing it off."
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 19, 2014 23:23:31 GMT -5
I HAD A PONY!
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unc40
Dennis Stamp
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Post by unc40 on Oct 20, 2014 1:25:16 GMT -5
"The Jerk Store called. They're running out of you." "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
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Shark
Hank Scorpio
The world's only Samurai Ninja Pirate
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Post by Shark on Oct 20, 2014 2:32:32 GMT -5
She eats her peas one at a time.
We don't allow outside syrups, jams or condiments in the restaurant. And if I see that in here again... I WILL confiscate it.
George is getting upset!
He took it out.
That's gold Jerry!
I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 20, 2014 3:24:18 GMT -5
"She tried to kill me, Jerry!"
"Who?"
"Connie!"
"What did she do?"
"I don't know, but I woke up in the Hudson River in a SSSSACK!!"
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Oct 20, 2014 3:28:03 GMT -5
And because it’s odorless, why, it’ll be our little secret.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 20, 2014 4:18:11 GMT -5
Kramer: "They can just write it off." Jerry: "You don't even know what writing it off means." Kramer: "Yes I do and they are the ones that are writing it off." The actual exchange is way better Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ? Kramer : It's just a write off for them . Jerry : How is it a write off ? Kramer : They just write it off . Jerry : Write it off what ? Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is . Kramer : Do you ? Jerry : No . I don't . Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .
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Post by hossfan on Oct 20, 2014 7:20:02 GMT -5
*mouthful of chicken* "Kenny? Kenny!"
"I'm the master of my domain."
EVERYTHING Lieutenant Bookman says in "The Library" episode.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 20, 2014 9:05:28 GMT -5
"The Jerk Store called. They're running out of you." "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller." "I had sex with your mother."
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 20, 2014 10:05:06 GMT -5
pee-pees and wee-wees
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Oct 20, 2014 10:45:39 GMT -5
she's got the jimmy legs
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 20, 2014 12:54:47 GMT -5
He's a Bubble Boy! He lives in a bubble!
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 20, 2014 14:11:29 GMT -5
Vegetable Lasagna!
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Oct 20, 2014 14:13:49 GMT -5
Nothing but empty calories and male curiosity, hey Georgie.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 20, 2014 14:31:02 GMT -5
"Susan, I've changed! I'm like a rock! You put my glasses on a rock, you know what most people see? COSTANZAAAAAA!"
Also, I wish I was friends with Bob Saccamano, Corky Ramirez and Lomez. Kramer made them seem like a great crew.
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Post by gnr123 on Oct 20, 2014 14:32:31 GMT -5
"If we pick do we not bleed? I am not an animal!" "Now everyone think's we're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2014 14:57:14 GMT -5
"Salad's got nuttin' on this mutton."
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 20, 2014 15:32:45 GMT -5
"My name is George Castanza. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 20, 2014 15:50:58 GMT -5
But you had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Salad!!!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 20, 2014 16:00:06 GMT -5
the sea was angry that day, my friends
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