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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Oct 22, 2014 22:17:49 GMT -5
"Where have all the good swerves gone? And where are all the wrestling gods?"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2014 22:23:20 GMT -5
Give Sheamus a cop gimmick, rename him "Officer O'Shaunessy," and have him come out and shut down awful comedy segments. He'd be like a cross between the police from Monty Python and the old Irish cop stereotype. "All right fellas, show's over, nothin to see here." Chief O'Hara from Batman? Pretty much, although any similar character would work. Have him come out, say something stereotypically Irish, and then kick Adam Rose in the face when a segment's gone on too long.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Oct 22, 2014 22:24:14 GMT -5
I take it that late period Kevin Thorn is your favorite wrestler of all time?
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Post by r. on Oct 22, 2014 22:30:38 GMT -5
I take it that late period Kevin Thorn is your favorite wrestler of all time? Too Flashy, The op is clearly a Bam Neely fan or a Luther Reigns fan.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 22, 2014 22:30:37 GMT -5
Give him a Danny Greene gimmick. Everywhere he goes, they try to blow him up but he escapes every time.
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Post by BigWill on Oct 22, 2014 22:32:49 GMT -5
Umm...
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Oct 22, 2014 22:37:49 GMT -5
I take it that late period Kevin Thorn is your favorite wrestler of all time? Too Flashy, The op is clearly a Bam Neely fan or a Luther Reigns fan. I don't know, seems more like a Gymini sort of guy.
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Post by Racksman on Oct 22, 2014 22:39:33 GMT -5
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 22, 2014 22:56:50 GMT -5
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Post by fw91 on Oct 22, 2014 23:36:07 GMT -5
I'd do a double turn with Orton
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 22, 2014 23:44:30 GMT -5
Nah, just have him come out with a red glove and talk about his fiery red hand. New Finisher: Women's Slap 02
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 23, 2014 0:23:25 GMT -5
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Post by Squirrel Master on Oct 23, 2014 1:05:51 GMT -5
-Cut a promo from a pub, holding a pint of guinness. Look pissed off. Talk about how you're fed up with playing the Irish stereotype. Say 'Fella' but in a quiet voice and with a bitter smile so it comes off as sad and ironic. "Where the hell is Brock Lesnar! How dare he leave an unfinished pint of Guiness on the bar?! Where I come from thats a serious insult, Fella!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 23, 2014 7:10:59 GMT -5
In a few brief steps: -Come out and state that he's been a proud US Champ but feels like the belt should be held by an American and so he'll relinquish (face pop from US fans, potential for PPV/Raw tourney to decide next champ) -Confirm that he wants to step up and take on Lesnar at the next PPV. Have HHH come out and say go for it if you're that stupid. -Stop wearing disgusting green/orange/grey gear. Stop wearing giant celtic cross medallion. Shave head. Grow beard out. Plain black trunks please, maybe taped fists - that's it. -Cut a promo from a pub, holding a pint of guinness. Look p1ssed off. Talk about how you're fed up with playing the Irish stereotype. Say 'Fella' but in a quiet voice and with a bitter smile so it comes off as sad and ironic. -Have a brutal, competitive power match with Brock and narrowly lose (and DON'T do the the stupid Beats of the Bodhran) Voila! Instant star So make him a chump who gives up a belt, strip out most of what makes him marketable to kids and gets pops from the crowd, make him a stereotype, just a different kind of stereotype, give him a beard when Daniel Bryan's almost entire gimmick is his beard if you believe WWE... I think he'd get over more if you made him an IRA bomber with a finisher called 'potato famine.' *writes that down and plans on starting promotion*
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Post by Session Moth is over on Oct 23, 2014 11:28:57 GMT -5
He's charasmatic. He looks good. He can wrestle.
Turn him heel, have him stay strong and he has all the tools to be a main event heel.
And most importantly...please, please, please stay away from Irish stereotypes.
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Post by audiencewatching on Oct 23, 2014 12:10:47 GMT -5
I actually wouldn't mind him dropping the US title and moving into some main event feuds right now.
He's too strong for the mid card and believable on the upper card.
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Post by sonofblaine on Oct 23, 2014 16:09:22 GMT -5
I used to like him as a tough badass, then he went through an Irish Cena stint, and he's never regained interest to me. I want a tough, Authority enforcer Sheamus.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 16:46:38 GMT -5
I love that you ended with "Instant Star" like he isn't one already.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 16:48:25 GMT -5
the very idea of them having a plan for anyone not named John Cena (or at all) is more kawaii than a kitty cat emoji with a pancake on its head sitting on top of the tardis.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 17:33:59 GMT -5
You could have him come out to the ring dressed in his usual out-of-ring fine suit, start smiling, then have him tear us saying 'Vince McMahon told me to call it the Irish Curse. I tried to tell him what it meant but he thought I was trying to seduce him, this is why he formulated the plan to make Daniel Bryan a megastar over 2 years whilst working me and the marks. Won't someone help? Hunter! Paul! Please!' Have him cry in the ring whilst we cut to Michael Cole laughing and mentioning how Tyson Kidd's marital problems have coincided with him sucking in the WWE for years since his tag partner left for greener pastures. As the segment progresses we hear screams from O'Shaunnesy as more and more members of staff try to drag Sheamus from the ring whilst Cole riffs on how funny it is that Tyson can't win a match. The segment isn't mentioned again until Wrestlemania season for some reason. {Spoiler} Bro, swear to gawd, on my mother's tomb, it will draw.
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