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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:02:55 GMT -5
Seriously, what do they have in the water down in Florida? We have Rick Viktor, literally clinging to scraps since about 2012, going to enter Paul Heyman "Bald with Ponytail" status soon.    We have Aiden English, the allegedly 27 year old who looks 10 years older.   Another guy in his late 20s, Baron Corbin, is already kinda thinning and will easily hit Viktor status in a couple years.   Tye Dillinger, another older guy like Viktor, is able to cover up his hairline pretty well with his shorter-yet-thick haircut.   Recent signee Devitt has a very similar situation and age to TD. Not bad, but noticeable at times.   Then we have main roster ones, like obvious balding shavers Cesaro, Erick Rowan, and Mark Henry, and others such as Zack "Bald Spot Back in 2011 Even Though Hair Was His Gimmick" Ryder, Dean Ambrose, Curtis Axel, Luke Harper, (somewhat) Bray Wyatt, and (maybe sorta kinda) Rusev. What do we do with all these receding hairline'd superstars? I have two proposed solutions: 1. Have Chavo Guerrero return and share he secrets in order to nurse them all back to health.  2. They can all shave their heads and start a "Da Baldies Part 2: Electric Boogaloo" stable and perhaps work as Cesaro's henchmen. edit- forgot The Rybaq  |
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Post by BigWill on Oct 25, 2014 20:08:27 GMT -5
They should probably all be fired.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 25, 2014 20:10:07 GMT -5
I think people are getting to be less hung up on balding than they were. Beyond that, I wouldn't be surprised if one or more of these guys looked into hair replacement or shaved it all off.
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Post by Session Moth is over on Oct 25, 2014 20:14:51 GMT -5
As a guy who star going bald at 20 just go with it. When the time comes just shave it. Some of the biggest stars in wrestling have been bald. It should be no big deal.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Oct 25, 2014 20:16:09 GMT -5
Hair in a can...problem solved.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:17:13 GMT -5
Unless youre their girlfriend/boyfriend, why do you care if they're balding anyway?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:19:53 GMT -5
Heel adopts a barber gimmick?
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Post by keezy on Oct 25, 2014 20:20:40 GMT -5
Was never a problem for Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:23:55 GMT -5
They should just own it like Cesaro. I want half the roster with a haircut similar to Karl Malone circa 1998.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:24:12 GMT -5
Most of the guys listed aren't too bad, plus as much as people rag on Ambrose for losing his hair, for someone close to 30 he's in pretty nifty condition and his actual hairstyle makes it seem fine.
That and with Cesaro pulling off the traditional strongman bald look, and TONS of people balding where an island or widows peak may be left at the front, there's tons of lesser haired nice looks, it's nay bother really.
Speaking as someone who recently shaved off their hair due to early age balding, it's no big deal. No different from any period of time on the main roster. Hell, The Rock's excessive balding was one of the main parts of his look in 1998/1999/2000!
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Post by Perd on Oct 25, 2014 20:31:36 GMT -5
When Roman Reigns' push stalls, he's renamed Rogaine Reigns, and helps his fellow superstars fight male pattern baldness.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:34:49 GMT -5
When Roman Reigns' push stalls, he's renamed Rogaine Reigns, and helps his fellow superstars fight male pattern baldness. WWE will bring out Rogaine Reigns: Superman Hair&Nail Vitamin Supplements in the near future to capitalize. When his family lineage baldness kicks in he'll have to turn heel. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:36:34 GMT -5
They should just own it like Cesaro. I want half the roster with a haircut similar to Karl Malone circa 1998. Well, there's a good chance that half of the roster are sons of Karl Malone anyway. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Oct 25, 2014 20:38:13 GMT -5
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 25, 2014 20:39:02 GMT -5
New Nation Baldies?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:39:52 GMT -5
This is amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:42:42 GMT -5
That is the cutest picture of Ryback. Considering it must be from one of his intense hungry fellow photoshoots makes it all the better. Are we still rolling? Oh, shi- |
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 25, 2014 20:44:47 GMT -5
That is the cutest picture of Ryback. Considering it must be from one of his intense hungry fellow photoshoots makes it all the better. Are we still rolling? Oh, shi-He looks like he just remembered he forgot to take the trash to the curb. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 20:47:58 GMT -5
Hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair vs. hair Royal Rumble.
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Post by unc40 on Oct 25, 2014 21:07:48 GMT -5
They could form a stable called The Baldies. A.J. Lee could be their mascot who taunts opponents and then hides behind the leader of The Baldies when threatened.
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