The CageKing Drinking Game: Hell in a Cell Edition
Oct 26, 2014 2:02:59 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 2:02:59 GMT -5
DISCLAIMER: The Following Post is made JUST FOR COMEDIC POURPOSES. Any Person who follows this guideline for a drinking game WILL be alcohol poisoned. With that said, enjoy...
*pops open a 4 Loko..THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS*
Well, it's been a while since we have had a good ol fashioned drinking game to knock our asses on the ground, and with it being approx 5 days away from Halloween, I think it's best we do this now before we puke on any nice costumes (Look Lady, I know you're dressed as Elsa, and i'm sorry I puked on you...but seriously just LET IT GO)
With that said, we get to what make any game good, and every ep of Fairly Oddparents...DA RULES
General Rules:
1 Shot for Every mention of the Network, followed specifically by one shot if they say 9.99. 2 Shots if one of them basically calls the people who bought the PPV idiots for doing so
1 Shot for a Cole Vintage or a JBL Maggle
1 Shot for ANY of thee following chants: YES, This is Awesome, This is Boring (or Boring), Bullshit, or for the true alcoholic, EVERY time the duo of "Let's Go Cena, Cena Sucks" comes up (Does NOT count if it cuts off during the match)
1 Shot for every mention of how dangerous and life changing the Cell is. 2 Shots if they actually do the shot of the cell. Also do one full drink for when they actually lower the cell.
1 Shot if any announcers table is broken
and finally 1 shot for every backstage promo and promo video INCLUDING intro video.
Special for Alcoholics: 1 Shot for Dirty Finishes, 2 Shots for Clean Finishes, and 3 Shots everytime you basically wonder What the f*** is Going On, and one shot for every time they show a replay
Sheamus vs. The Miz
1 Shot for shots of Mizdow. Extra shot for the chant "Mizdow's Better". One more shot for Mizdow interference and one more shot if it backfires (ONLY if it backfires)
1 shot for every chest chop and every teased brogue kick.
One full drink for Figure Four Leg Lock. Extra mini shot if the commentators do the "Reverse the Pressure" thing they always do.
Cesaro vs Ziggler:
1 Shot for every fall.
1 full drink for as long as Cesaro swings, if he busts it out
1 Shot for every time Ziggler shows off.
1 Shot for every reversal
AJ Lee vs Paige:
1 Shot every time the word Frenemy is used
1 Shot for CM Punk chants
1 Shot for any time a past encounter is mention by commentators.
Big Show vs Rusev:
1 Shot for every time JBL goes all Pro American/Anti Russian
1 Shot for Everytime they tease a Chokeslam or WMD
1 Shot for every Lana close up
Dust Brothers vs. Usos:
1 Shot for every time commentators mention how weird the Dusts are
1 shot for the hot tag
1 shot for any and all high flying spots
Brie vs. Nikki:
1 Shot for every time the commentators try their hardest to sell how dramatic this situation is
1 shot if Nikki stands above a "beaten" Brie, and shots if she screams anything along the lines of "YOU DID THIS"
1 extra shot if at any point, backstage or in ring, either of them use the term bitch.
Hell in a Cells:
General:
1 shot for if either match has a stare down
1 shot for every time someones face goes into the steel
1 Drink if it goes outside the cell
1 Shot for every finisher. 2 if on a Foreign Object
Cena vs. Orton:
1 Shot for every one of Cena's 5 Moves of Death
1 Shot for every time Orton teases a Punt
1 Shot for every time Cena slaps on the STF
1 Shot for ever....RKO OUT OF NOWHERE
1 Shot for every time the commentators say something about their History
Ambrose vs. Rollins
1 shot every time they mention this is their first times in the cell
1 shot for every You Sold Out Chant
1 shot for every time they compare Ambrose to Foley
and 1 shot for every timne someone brings up THEIR history
*pops open a 4 Loko..THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS*
Well, it's been a while since we have had a good ol fashioned drinking game to knock our asses on the ground, and with it being approx 5 days away from Halloween, I think it's best we do this now before we puke on any nice costumes (Look Lady, I know you're dressed as Elsa, and i'm sorry I puked on you...but seriously just LET IT GO)
With that said, we get to what make any game good, and every ep of Fairly Oddparents...DA RULES
General Rules:
1 Shot for Every mention of the Network, followed specifically by one shot if they say 9.99. 2 Shots if one of them basically calls the people who bought the PPV idiots for doing so
1 Shot for a Cole Vintage or a JBL Maggle
1 Shot for ANY of thee following chants: YES, This is Awesome, This is Boring (or Boring), Bullshit, or for the true alcoholic, EVERY time the duo of "Let's Go Cena, Cena Sucks" comes up (Does NOT count if it cuts off during the match)
1 Shot for every mention of how dangerous and life changing the Cell is. 2 Shots if they actually do the shot of the cell. Also do one full drink for when they actually lower the cell.
1 Shot if any announcers table is broken
and finally 1 shot for every backstage promo and promo video INCLUDING intro video.
Special for Alcoholics: 1 Shot for Dirty Finishes, 2 Shots for Clean Finishes, and 3 Shots everytime you basically wonder What the f*** is Going On, and one shot for every time they show a replay
Sheamus vs. The Miz
1 Shot for shots of Mizdow. Extra shot for the chant "Mizdow's Better". One more shot for Mizdow interference and one more shot if it backfires (ONLY if it backfires)
1 shot for every chest chop and every teased brogue kick.
One full drink for Figure Four Leg Lock. Extra mini shot if the commentators do the "Reverse the Pressure" thing they always do.
Cesaro vs Ziggler:
1 Shot for every fall.
1 full drink for as long as Cesaro swings, if he busts it out
1 Shot for every time Ziggler shows off.
1 Shot for every reversal
AJ Lee vs Paige:
1 Shot every time the word Frenemy is used
1 Shot for CM Punk chants
1 Shot for any time a past encounter is mention by commentators.
Big Show vs Rusev:
1 Shot for every time JBL goes all Pro American/Anti Russian
1 Shot for Everytime they tease a Chokeslam or WMD
1 Shot for every Lana close up
Dust Brothers vs. Usos:
1 Shot for every time commentators mention how weird the Dusts are
1 shot for the hot tag
1 shot for any and all high flying spots
Brie vs. Nikki:
1 Shot for every time the commentators try their hardest to sell how dramatic this situation is
1 shot if Nikki stands above a "beaten" Brie, and shots if she screams anything along the lines of "YOU DID THIS"
1 extra shot if at any point, backstage or in ring, either of them use the term bitch.
Hell in a Cells:
General:
1 shot for if either match has a stare down
1 shot for every time someones face goes into the steel
1 Drink if it goes outside the cell
1 Shot for every finisher. 2 if on a Foreign Object
Cena vs. Orton:
1 Shot for every one of Cena's 5 Moves of Death
1 Shot for every time Orton teases a Punt
1 Shot for every time Cena slaps on the STF
1 Shot for ever....RKO OUT OF NOWHERE
1 Shot for every time the commentators say something about their History
Ambrose vs. Rollins
1 shot every time they mention this is their first times in the cell
1 shot for every You Sold Out Chant
1 shot for every time they compare Ambrose to Foley
and 1 shot for every timne someone brings up THEIR history
