Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 31, 2014 16:19:21 GMT -5
Linus sits in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night waiting for the Great Pumpkin to appear. The Great Pumpkin shows up. And he pulls of his pumpkin mask to reveal that he's... Linus?! Linus: "It's me Charlie Brown!" Lucy: "Aw good grief!" Linus: "It's me Charlie Brown! It was me all along, Charlie Brown!"
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 1, 2014 11:42:30 GMT -5
Linus getting Sally to the pumpkin patch is actually a means to get him to propose to her. Sally of course is bowled over by this show of romance and says "yes." The wedding day arrives, but when the minister (Lucy of course, and they had to spend 5 cents to get her to marry them) asks if anyone will speak now or etc. etc., who should speak up but...CHARLIE BROWN. The wedding will NOT take place because Charlie Brown must protect his kid sister and Linus wasn't right for her because of all the years he denied being her Sweet Babboo. So Charlie Brown must save her for someone who really cares about her, namely...HIM. (incest = RATINGS!) They then decimate both Van Pelts, because in another SWERVE, Linus was the one who paid all the parents to give Charlie Brown rocks so that he may join his cause in the pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin. This leads to a tag match between Linus and Lucy vs. Mr. and Mrs. Charlie Brown/the Brown siblings, where Sally SWERVES Charlie Brown and joins the Van Pelts in a beatdown, after which they tie him to the Great Pumpkin's cros, er, symbol.
By next week Stephanie McMahon took over creative, so when asked, Sally tells us that we don't deserve an explanation. Up next on Raw, Peppermint Patty and Marcie in HLA!
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 1, 2014 14:17:04 GMT -5
Shermy, Violet, (original) Patty, and 3 and the twins (4 and 5) form the Peanuts Everyone Neglected In Strips.
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