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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Oct 31, 2014 19:17:00 GMT -5
I can sit through about any lame horror movie, but geesh. What a stinker.
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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 31, 2014 19:20:15 GMT -5
It literally feels like he was forced to make it due to contract stipulations and decided "Screw this, I'll sink this ship RIGHT NOW!"
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 31, 2014 19:23:34 GMT -5
As someone who stopped at the first one, I'm not sure how it could be worse than that.
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ICBM
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Post by ICBM on Oct 31, 2014 19:24:50 GMT -5
I enjoyed it. I have no complaints. This thread, is it semi-annual now? I think we just did this last spring
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Post by Hurbster on Oct 31, 2014 19:47:16 GMT -5
And it will be repeated until the END OF TIME ITSELF.
Seriously - the film is that bloody bad. I'd rather watch Funny Games. And I hate that pile of crap.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Oct 31, 2014 19:57:02 GMT -5
But Weird Al is in it.
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Post by Juice on Oct 31, 2014 20:06:07 GMT -5
No...No it's not.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 20:31:01 GMT -5
The first one is the worst. The second one is worserest.
The fact that Rob Zombie is allowed to do anything is the worst of all though.
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Post by Jiren on Oct 31, 2014 20:39:15 GMT -5
It's bad, It's REALLY bad.......But it's not "Movie 43".
I'd watch both Zombie Halloweens back to back than that affront to the Movie business
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Post by Jam on Oct 31, 2014 22:07:24 GMT -5
I always thought Halloween was the wrong movie for Rob Zombie to be remaking. Totally not his style of horror.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 22:15:50 GMT -5
He entirely missed everything that made the series what it was. A total betrayal of concept and an absolute failure at every level.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Oct 31, 2014 22:29:12 GMT -5
I think both of his Halloween movies are absolutely abysmal.
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Post by bluemeii on Oct 31, 2014 22:33:50 GMT -5
Yeah the Halloween remakes aren't his shining moment, but I enjoyed the 1K corpses flicks and Lords of Salem is a nice little underrated nugget. (No not a nugget of shit)
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Post by adamclark52 on Oct 31, 2014 23:28:25 GMT -5
Guys, Sherri Moon Zombie gotta work!
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Post by benstudd on Oct 31, 2014 23:34:24 GMT -5
I always thought Halloween was the wrong movie for Rob Zombie to be remaking. Totally not his style of horror. Yea the guy always wants to remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that's all he talks about when he talks about horror movies. So they gave him Halloween, lo and behold Michael Mayers had a mask made of people's skin. If he remade the Blob, it would be a Family of Psycho Hilbillies chasing their new born called "The Blob". He should stick to stuff closer to his sensibilities. Although the Philadelphia Flyers movie he was attached to had me interested. |
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Post by benstudd on Oct 31, 2014 23:37:28 GMT -5
Yeah the Halloween remakes aren't his shining moment, but I enjoyed the 1K corpses flicks and Lords of Salem is a nice little underrated nugget. (No not a nugget of shit) Lords of Salem was pretty surprising, he toned everything down and he managed to somehow create tension and having real people talking. Although the ending sucked. |
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Nov 1, 2014 0:22:16 GMT -5
He is? It's been so long since I've watched it I forgot about it. But is he really? |
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Nov 1, 2014 0:25:50 GMT -5
I love The Devil's Rejects. Probably one of my favorite Rob Zombie films. I have yet to see Lords of Salem. If the original Halloween didn't exist then both films would've most likely been amazing slasher films.
With that said on that perspective. I appreciate his attempt to do something different with the Halloween mythology, by simply adding his own touch to the story it made it unique, high octane, and memorable in my opinion. While Halloween 2 wasn't the best offering, you can't tell me the beginning flashback wasn't masterfully directed, intense, and the highlight of the film. If he had maintained that style then it's possible the film would've been a lot better.
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Post by ShaolinHandLock on Nov 1, 2014 0:59:43 GMT -5
I recently watched all 10 of the Halloween films, and I disagree. It wasn't my favourite or anything, but I wouldn't call it bad at all.
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Post by Chuck Conry on Nov 1, 2014 2:46:00 GMT -5
I admit it is awful, but the franchise wasn't doing to well before that. How come we don't have posts about how awful Halloween Resurrection is? That is THE worst one in my book.
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