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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 2:42:22 GMT -5
Seeing as Cesaro seems to fancy himself as a prankster after last Monday's Raw, I think a perfect new gimmick would be where he constantly calls Cena on his mobile phone and asks for people, ala Bart Simpson to Moe's Tavern.
Cesaro - "Hi is Mr Strap there? First name, Jock."
Cena - "Let me check....hey, Ziggler! I need a Jock Strap over here!"
Watch the money roll in. Maybe.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Nov 22, 2014 2:59:17 GMT -5
He's been pretty awesome trolling the JBL & Cole Show as a one-man Statler & Waldorf, so I'm on board with this idea.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 22, 2014 10:25:55 GMT -5
He's had more gimmicks and reboots than anyone else on the roster. Nothing has worked except for the swing, and they took that off him.
I know everyone wants him to be some big main event star, but it's just not going to happen.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Nov 22, 2014 11:55:47 GMT -5
I have an idea. It's far-fetched and out there, but it may just work.
He should yodel. Change nothing, except he's Cesaro and he yodels.
$$$
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 12:05:13 GMT -5
He can be A New Day's Owen Hart.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 22, 2014 12:15:47 GMT -5
"Hey Cena, do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
"No, he's working in the performance center now."
"..."(click)
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 22, 2014 12:18:49 GMT -5
Knowing Vince, he'd probably give those names to the next run of NXT guys
"Up next, Jacques Strap takes on Hugh Jazz"
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Post by Germansuplex on Nov 22, 2014 13:05:14 GMT -5
I have an idea. It's far-fetched and out there, but it may just work. He should yodel. Change nothing, except he's Cesaro and he yodels. $$$ Hot damn, I totally forgot about the yodeling! So, however horribly booked or written Cesaro is, you can still say "at least he's not yodeling anymore". |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 13:06:03 GMT -5
He needs two dudes with Ricola horns standing on the ramp and he derives mystical powers from their playing.
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Post by abjordans on Nov 22, 2014 13:19:36 GMT -5
I think they should make Cesaro rich to be honest. Rich heels get over more often than they don't. He would be cool playing a rich Bond villain.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Nov 22, 2014 13:22:41 GMT -5
They should have Lana manage him. No reason she can't have more than one client. An occasional tag team of Rusev and Cesaro would be cool and more Lana would be a good thing.
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Post by abjordans on Nov 22, 2014 13:26:59 GMT -5
Lana and Rusev, with the help of Cesaro, destroy the authority from the inside so they can rise to power, would be an interesting twist on Sunday.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 13:34:29 GMT -5
He's had more gimmicks and reboots than anyone else on the roster. Mark Henry tho |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 13:40:54 GMT -5
I think they should've kept Cesaro face but, if they want to push him as a heel, just use him as the Authority's hitman.
Dress him up in a suit, give him shades, keep him silent, and have him beat the shit out of whoever Triple H wants him to. He's a freak of nature in terms of strength, all his offense looks fantastic and nasty, so just use him in that capacity.
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Post by dreidemy on Nov 22, 2014 13:44:31 GMT -5
If only Chris Hero was still around and in shape
The tag division could use some Kings
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Post by Mayonnaise on Nov 22, 2014 14:17:57 GMT -5
There is a quick little shot of Cesaro riding in a town car in the commercial for the new video game and it just looks right. I'd have him be a guy that lives the good life, rubbing it in people's faces. Almost Nature Boy like. Actually, screw it, make him the new Nature Boy, just don't use the name. Custom suits and shoes, limos and private jets, and a girl on each arm. Hell, tie in Flair's issues in a way, where Cesaro has to win to maintain the lifestyle or maybe it takes too much out of him at times.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 14:30:40 GMT -5
That makes a lot of sense, especially since the Swiss banker/ rich Swiss guy was a big part of his gimmick back in the day.   |
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Post by Juice on Nov 22, 2014 18:31:18 GMT -5
Cesaros new stable. The Dudesons.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 23, 2014 12:42:26 GMT -5
He needs two dudes with Ricola horns standing on the ramp and he derives mystical powers from their playing. Screw that get some guy to dress as Heimdall and play his horn that grants Cesaro the strength of Asgardian Gods |
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Post by chazraps on Nov 23, 2014 12:45:39 GMT -5
They should have Lana manage him. No reason she can't have more than one client. An occasional tag team of Rusev and Cesaro would be cool and more Lana would be a good thing. I'd go one step further and made it a stable of Rusev, Cesaro and a tag team. That way Risev and Cesaro can still shine in singles, and we'd have a motivation for another team on the roster. Wouldn't mind seeing The Ascension in this roll, or Forever Hooligans could be signed as they're a talent ready for Monday nights as it is. |
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