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Post by BlackoutCreature on Nov 22, 2014 18:45:58 GMT -5
Never trust a girl at a gym. There's a reason they have to get into shape and it's never a good a one.
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Nov 22, 2014 19:28:44 GMT -5
Make up an excuse to talk to her. My favorite excuse for situations like this is pretending you are waiting for a workout buddy who is not showing up. The plan involves shaking your head, seeming torn between disappointment and anger, the kind that makes you go "Oh brother, really?" because that's the perfect tone to have. You go up to the girl and you're like "Hey, did you see a guy that looks like..." once she obviously says no, you then complain about that friend and try to turn the conversation back to her, like "Yeah, you know those people who--" and then just take things from there. Like, see how comfortable she is talking to you about random stuff or if she's obviously waiting to get away. If it's the latter, politely excuse yourself and no harm to your pride. If it's the former, then keep going and see where things take you. I tell myself that. I don't want to interrupt her while she is in the middle of a workout. She has smiled at me a few times, but I often think that they were just polite smiles, but then again, when I was doing sit-ups a few days ago, I wondered why she would turn her attention towards my direction, from a distance no less.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 22, 2014 19:55:28 GMT -5
Maybe she thinks you're funny looking and can't help but stare?
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Post by The QC Loser on Nov 22, 2014 20:41:20 GMT -5
All you'll need to know about hitting on women at the gym.
*Language warning*
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Nov 22, 2014 20:46:13 GMT -5
just use this pick up line that works everytime. nice shoes wanna f***?
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Nov 22, 2014 22:42:50 GMT -5
All you'll need to know about hitting on women at the gym. *Language warning* I am still laughing. This stuff is hilarious.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 22, 2014 22:59:42 GMT -5
If you really like this girl, just smell the spot she was just working out at after she leaves. Bonus points if she left some sweat there.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 22, 2014 23:01:06 GMT -5
Yes, Mid-Carder who lives at 123 Fake Street, has a small dog, and doesn't close her bedroom window at night is right. Well I'll be closing it tonight, after this! Feh, some women just can't take compliments.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Nov 22, 2014 23:02:42 GMT -5
Well I'll be closing it tonight, after this! Feh, some women just can't take compliments. You shouldn't have called her dog small, women are sensitive about these things.
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Post by BigWill on Nov 23, 2014 2:41:28 GMT -5
This thread creeps me out If there's a FAN thread about girls that doesn't creep you out, then we haven't done our job.
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Nov 23, 2014 16:31:40 GMT -5
This thread creeps me out You don't know the first thing about creepy.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 23, 2014 17:51:37 GMT -5
If porn taught me anything, its that Hulk Hogan is better hung than I am
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Post by agent817 on Nov 24, 2014 10:08:56 GMT -5
Look, all I can say is that the next time I see her in there, maybe I'll seize the opportunity to talk to her if an opportunity arises. I mostly see her once a week, so it isn't that often when I do see her. I'll take some of the advice that I was given.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 24, 2014 10:11:33 GMT -5
This thread creeps me out Devon who lives at 555 Lexington Ave. and uses axe body wash in the shower is right. If porn taught me anything, its that Hulk Hogan is better hung than I am It's weird you think of No Holds Barred as porn, but whatever.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Nov 24, 2014 11:20:36 GMT -5
"Excuse me miss, do you mind if I stick it inside you?"
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Post by SenorCrest on Nov 24, 2014 18:10:14 GMT -5
Okay, there is this girl at the gym who caught my attention a while ago, but I have not said a single word to her yet. We have made eye contact with each other before, but usually result in a smile or polite smirk. That's pretty much it. However, today, and I had not seen this girl for two weeks, and for about a month now, I mostly see her once a week because of a different schedule I have. Today, we made eye contact with each other, but it's one of those moments where I catch her looking in my direction and I make a quick glance. That was it. However, it happened again later on when I think she was leaving and I was in the middle of doing sit-ups and I caught her looking in my direction from a distance. This isn't the first time that this has happened, by the way. However, it had been a couple of weeks since I've seen her and even the last time I saw her, I don't recall paying much attention to her. I don't stare at her. I may make a glance, but I still maintain my focus on my workout. What do you think the deal was? Like I said, it had been a couple of weeks since I had last seen her, and yet I noticed her kind of looking at me from a distance. One good line is to say "Haven't see you in a while." smile but don't linger. acknowledge her existence but don't come off creepy or desperate. If she engages in conversation with you after that one line then keep the convo light but somewhere interesting. send her a compliment or two but not more than two. but over all be yourself. a little self deprecating humor can be okay but too much make you come off as insecure or weak. example: Alpha agent817 "Haven't see you in a while" girl: "oh yeah just been busy with work" Alpha agent817: " oh I hear that, well cool glad to see you back around. I'll let you to your walking (?idk what people do in your gym)" girl: "kbye. " see simple and hopefully that goes a long way.
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Post by Phil Parent on Nov 24, 2014 18:24:22 GMT -5
Some guy did an experiment with approaching girls with "Hey, wanna f***?" and it worked more often than you'd think.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 25, 2014 6:52:47 GMT -5
I am baffled by this thread and threads like it.
She keeps making eye contact with you, what does it mean? In 99% of cases, it is one of the following options. - She thinks you're a Warlock. - She knows you're the only person who can help her return to her own timestream. - There's a giant cockroach on your back and she's the only one that can see it. - She drops acid before going to the gym and she's always peaking when she makes eye contact with you, except she thinks she's actually staring up the cosmic rectum of a gigantic space tapeworm which is eating reality as we know it piece by piece. - She is trying to initiate a rap battle with you but wants you to drop the first rhyme because she's better defensively than offensively. - She thinks you're John Malkovich. - Oh my God, ARE you John Malkovich? - Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
Seriously. You can't just 'read' people based on eye contact alone, people are all different, and even if we could, we haven't seen how she looks at you, only your description. Talk to her. Small talk. Ask her for a coffee, crack a joke, whatever. You're not going to get some cosmic answer from us assholes.
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Post by Dub H on Nov 25, 2014 8:02:14 GMT -5
Sounds pretty serious to me.
You should propose.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Nov 25, 2014 10:03:09 GMT -5
Ask her if she has her tickets yet if she asks for what tell her the gun show and start posing like Hogan complete with ear thing no woman can resist the Hogan posedown
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