suave
Dennis Stamp
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Post by suave on Nov 29, 2014 1:23:56 GMT -5
I know we have some actors up in here. I have to have a monologue memorized by Monday. It's gotta be one minute long, funny, and relatively easy to memorize. Anyone have some winners?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 29, 2014 1:27:43 GMT -5
Damn, I've done monologues before in college, but don't really know any one minute ones.
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pegasuswarrior
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Nov 29, 2014 1:30:13 GMT -5
Patton Oswald Star Wars filibuster.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2014 1:51:45 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Nov 29, 2014 2:48:02 GMT -5
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suave
Dennis Stamp
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Post by suave on Nov 29, 2014 11:54:54 GMT -5
any one minute ones though?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 29, 2014 13:31:29 GMT -5
Just about anything by George Carlin, though you will need to trim it down a bit.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 29, 2014 13:45:37 GMT -5
Wednesday Addams camp speech!!!
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Bobeddy
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Post by Bobeddy on Nov 29, 2014 14:51:40 GMT -5
Al's speech is 1:10 in length, but I imagine by reducing some of the pauses and removing the "pudding of a woman" line, you could probably get it down to a minute.
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Post by Square on Nov 29, 2014 14:54:05 GMT -5
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