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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 2, 2014 12:58:06 GMT -5
He'll be on pawn stars pawning his gold medal.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 2, 2014 16:00:09 GMT -5
His announcement is that he shaved his head. I call NEWZ! He's actually growing the hair back. *SWERVE*
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Post by mizerable on Dec 2, 2014 16:26:38 GMT -5
He'll be on pawn stars pawning his gold medal. Rick: "Look, we're seeing these all the time. Let me call in a friend to find out if it's real." Kurt: "But..I won it with a broken frea-" Rick: "Look, the market isn't what it was 8 years ago. I could maybe do $20." Kurt: "...Could you maybe come up to $50?" Rick: "$20 is the top I can do. I mean it's likely going to sit around in my shop for a long time." Old Man: "Goddammit Rick, we don't have room for this useless crap!" Kurt:
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Post by Chuck Conry on Dec 2, 2014 18:04:34 GMT -5
Has this happened yet?
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 2, 2014 18:11:58 GMT -5
"I plan to fulfill my dream of having bestiality sex with this goat."
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Post by bob on Dec 2, 2014 18:18:02 GMT -5
he's going to start wearing a muffler
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 2, 2014 18:27:05 GMT -5
He will announce that actually is a fan of Black people mainly Lewis Black
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 2, 2014 18:35:12 GMT -5
Kurt will vow to double the amount of cage moonsaults from last year.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 2, 2014 18:41:47 GMT -5
He'll announce that he has another broken freakin' neck....
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 2, 2014 19:24:37 GMT -5
He's going to announce that he's the new Mr. Clean and will appear in their tv commercials.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 2, 2014 19:44:20 GMT -5
Kurt will vow to double the amount of cage moonsaults from last year. By saying that from now on, all of his matches will be cages matches.
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Post by DjZonk on Dec 2, 2014 20:45:25 GMT -5
A Kurt Angle sex change, and pursuit of the knockouts title...
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Post by chrom on Dec 2, 2014 22:16:51 GMT -5
He'll announce that he has another broken freakin' neck.... He said he was making a major announcement.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2014 22:22:32 GMT -5
I was told there would be a special announcement. Well, I am here. What is the announcement.
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Post by chazraps on Dec 2, 2014 22:32:47 GMT -5
I was told there would be a special announcement. Well, I am here. What is the announcement. I share this sentiment. It's Tuesday. It's Damn Tuesday.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 2, 2014 22:37:13 GMT -5
I think Russo swerved us. That and we shouldn't believe anything until Angle himself said there was.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 2, 2014 23:06:16 GMT -5
I was told there would be a special announcement. Well, I am here. What is the announcement. I share this sentiment. It's Tuesday. It's Damn Tuesday. For us, the day Kurt Angle had an announcement was the most important day of our lives. But for TNA, it was Tuesday.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 2, 2014 23:12:27 GMT -5
He has re-signed with TNA and will have his first match back LIVE on Impact's debut on Destination America against MVP. He's also booked a role in some film no one will every see which will necessitate him leaving TNA for 3 months. Sorry UK fans. Swear to god, I just realized this isn't real, haha. I thought this was the announcement because I didn't even blink twice at Angle crawling back to TNA.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 2, 2014 23:25:27 GMT -5
Wait, wait wait....that news article makes little sense.
So Kurt will be telling Russo his next move tomorrow (which would have been today)...
but because of timing he couldn't actually do that. However, he's still going to appear on there to talk about something that hasn't happened? The hell?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 2, 2014 23:46:03 GMT -5
Kurt admits he's "majorly" into black chicks.
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