I had a dream that Tila Tequila was Abyss.

[Urfarkendarf]

I dunno why. I only know Tila Tequila from things like TMZ when she does a variety of stupid things and I dont care abt her or follow her in any fashion. But in the dream I was talking to someone and the TV was on and it was Borash hosting a TNA news show, except the show was like old WWF news breaks with that Sean guy and he was talking about Abyss and it was a topless Tila Tequila removing the Abyss mask to reveal she was Abyss all along.

I just woke up so its fresh in my mind, but weird shit. Hoping the next Freud is a forum member.

[Deleted]

You don't need Freud to explain your dream.

You need.... DR. STEVIE!

[The Ichi]

At this rate, that's probably an improvement.

[Hawk Hart]

I feel like there's a joke based on the word "penetration" here but I don't think I want to find it.

[Deleted]

So if Tila Tiqula is on impact, does that mean somewhere in Iowa Abyss is getting rocks chucked at him by Juggalos?

[ZERO]

Oh great, now I'm gonna have nightmares about a Chris Parks sex tape...

[jimmyjames]

You mean you had a Nightmare that Tila Tequila . . .

[Sephiroth]

Well her life certain is one

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

They both wish it was 2007 again

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I don't want to know what she does with "Janice".

[The Scuba Guy]

Dec 6, 2014 21:57:57 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

I don't want to know what she does with "Janice".

...I do

[Sephiroth]

Thanks to this thread I had a nightmare about Tila Tequila grabbing me by the collar and forcing my face against her chest. Well, okay...the glass of Fireball whiskey may have had something to do with that too.

[Deleted]

Still a more credible monster than actual Abyss

[A Platypus Rave]

I think this is the first time I've heard Tila Tequila mentioned anywhere in years...

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

So does this mean Abyss is bisexual?