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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 15, 2014 18:09:07 GMT -5
After Sting interferes to cost Brock the title when he cheats, Lesnar has flashbacks to Goldberg doing the same to cost him the WWF Title. Suddenly confused as to why ex-WCW superstars have it out for him, Lesnar invites old WCW midcarders out to his home to go hunting for his new WWE Network show...
...but in reality he'll be hunting them before they can come after him! See Brock chase down Ciclope on an ATV! Watch as Brock battles Disco Inferno in a dance off before F-5ing him into oblivion! Be amazed as Brock takes down the wild Lodi with his bare hands!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 16, 2014 6:12:39 GMT -5
I thought you meant an actual hunting show and then I read your thread and now I want this more than I have ever wanted anything, ever.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 16, 2014 8:59:49 GMT -5
I thought you meant an actual hunting show and then I read your thread and now I want this more than I have ever wanted anything, ever. I greatly anticipate the episode where Alex Wright goes complete Arnold in Predator.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 16, 2014 9:03:37 GMT -5
El Dandy's head just mounted on the wall, while Bret Hart weeps.
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Post by kidglov3s on Dec 16, 2014 11:09:59 GMT -5
Better yet a haunting show. Brock Lesnar sneaks around and tries to torment people into thinking they're being haunted by ghosts but they're not being haunted by ghosts they're being haunted by BROCK! LESNAR!
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2014 11:26:33 GMT -5
To hell with that, where's that goddamn Steve Blackman: Bounty Hunter series?
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 16, 2014 13:02:09 GMT -5
To hell with that, where's that goddamn Steve Blackman: Bounty Hunter series? This dude right here asks the appropriate questions.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 16, 2014 14:20:01 GMT -5
To hell with that, where's that goddamn Steve Blackman: Bounty Hunter series? This dude right here asks the appropriate questions. Put that and the Lesnar show in the same hour as the Lesnar and Blackman Power Hour! So much testosterone it'll make your girlfriend grow chest hair! To be immediately followed by the Steiner Live! talk show I refuse to let die.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 16, 2014 14:28:03 GMT -5
This dude right here asks the appropriate questions. Put that and the Lesnar show in the same hour as the Lesnar and Blackman Power Hour! So much testosterone it'll make your girlfriend grow chest hair! To be immediately followed by the Steiner Live! talk show I refuse to let die. I'm on board if we can fast track my remake of Night Court starring WWE superstars.
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Post by kidglov3s on Dec 16, 2014 15:11:20 GMT -5
Put that and the Lesnar show in the same hour as the Lesnar and Blackman Power Hour! So much testosterone it'll make your girlfriend grow chest hair! To be immediately followed by the Steiner Live! talk show I refuse to let die. I'm on board if we can fast track my remake of Night Court starring WWE superstars. Keep the dream alive!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 16, 2014 15:16:07 GMT -5
I'm on board if we can fast track my remake of Night Court starring WWE superstars. Keep the dream alive!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 16, 2014 15:47:21 GMT -5
I envisioned Brock Lesnar german suplexing deer.
My idea is inferior to yours. I bow to you, sir.
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Post by fortknox on Dec 19, 2014 13:48:00 GMT -5
El Dandy's head just mounted on the wall, while Bret Hart weeps. You doubt El Dandy? Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 19, 2014 13:53:19 GMT -5
To hell with that, where's that goddamn Steve Blackman: Bounty Hunter series? This dude right here asks the appropriate questions. The WWE presents Lethal Weapons starring Brock Lesnar and Steve Blackman. The real question is which one scares you more?
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 20, 2014 21:00:39 GMT -5
That is hilarious. *tip toeing through the woods* "Brock, ssshhh. I think I saw... look a stag! 300 metres.. Brock, there's a... Brock? Why are you looking at me like that?" *cut to Buff Baggwell running away in terror*
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 29, 2014 10:24:26 GMT -5
I've said it before, but a series of hunting vignettes with a hilariously fish-out-of-water Paul Heyman with a hunter vest over his suit would be a license to print money.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 31, 2014 4:13:20 GMT -5
As a heel champion, Brock not showing up on RAW but still appearing via vignettes of him hunting would be a great way to get him heel heat whilst also actually keeping him on TV, if not in the live arena.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 31, 2014 4:15:08 GMT -5
Seriously though, Brock skulking through the woods and calling every animal hes about to shoot John Cena would be great. "C´mon John Cena..."
Heyman sees a buck and screams "GET HIM BROCK!" and scares off the animal much to Brocks annoyance.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 5:17:18 GMT -5
That is hilarious. *tip toeing through the woods* "Brock, ssshhh. I think I saw... look a stag! 300 metres.. Brock, there's a... Brock? Why are you looking at me like that?" *cut to Buff Baggwell running away in terror* If this ever happened i would be a WWE fan for life.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 15, 2015 7:21:23 GMT -5
Scene from the first episode.
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