I WISH BROCK LESNAR WAS MY FRIEND

[mcstoklasa]

Every time a much larger, athletic man wants to beat me up, and everyone else at the party/social gathering is cheering him on for some inexplicable reason, I mean it is bullying, I could act like I'm resigned to fight the bully and say..

"I just don't understand, bully, why you would want to get into a fight with..... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!! LEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" And then watch him shit himself. It would be tremendous.

Man, Brock is a great friend. Why do the heels all seem to be more loyal friends than the faces? And why was I supposed to cheer for Jericho beating up his "friend" Heyman, just for an entertaining segment on RAW, just so he could say he had been an enteraining general manager, and just over two hundred dollars from twenty years ago?

I was rooting for Heyman.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

It is baffling that the biggest monster heel they've had in a long, long time is also the most loyal friend on the roster. Hell, he even seemed to forgive Seth Rollins for cheapshotting him at NoC.

[mcstoklasa]

I agree three times.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

You can accidentally triple post something and Brock would just be like, "It's ok, man. Sometimes the Internet gets a little slow"

Then he F5s a giant Verizon server.

[Tarik Dee]

Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog.

[mcstoklasa]

Dec 16, 2014 11:20:51 GMT -5 Citizen Snips Has Left said:

You can accidentally triple post something and Brock would just be like, "It's ok, man. Sometimes the Internet gets a little slow"

Then he F5s a giant Verizon server.

I think I would like that

[mcstoklasa]

Dec 16, 2014 11:22:23 GMT -5 Tarik Dee said:

Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog.

What was his beef with Jericho though? They had a bit of verbal tussle, but not enough, seemingly for Jericho to beat him up.

[Tarik Dee]

Dec 16, 2014 11:29:42 GMT -5 mcstoklasa said:

Dec 16, 2014 11:22:23 GMT -5 Tarik Dee said:

Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog.

What was his beef with Jericho though? They had a bit of verbal tussle, but not enough, seemingly for Jericho to beat him up.

Everyone hates Heyman, there's no reason for wanting to beat a man like him.

[walterharrow]

Wwe just dont know how to book likeable faces. Not only did Jericho attempt to fight a non wrestler, but the next segment featured Roman Reigns attacking Fandango for no reason at all

[Deleted]

Babyfaces should learn not to pick a fight against Heyman because Brock Lesnar almost always comes

[sportatorium]

Brock was in full babyface mode against Jericho. I hope they find a way to re-sign him, keep the belt on him & use him this way forever.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Didn't Brock Lesnar go on vacation for several months, while CM Punk repeatedly attempted to introduce a kendo stick to Heyman's backside?

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Dec 16, 2014 11:10:29 GMT -5 Citizen Snips Has Left said:

It is baffling that the biggest monster heel they've had in a long, long time is also the most loyal friend on the roster. Hell, he even seemed to forgive Seth Rollins for cheapshotting him at NoC.

Say what you will about Brock taking the belt and leaving, but shaking hands with the guy he took a finisher from as literally the last thing he did when Brock was on TV nearly made me put my fist through the computer screen.

Anyway, I wouldn't want Brock as my friend because if you got him to beat up someone who was going to beat you up, you'd end up as an accessory to a murder.

[Mid-Carder]

He is my friend, he nodded at me at an event in 2002. That's enough to make him my friend

[Hobby Drifter]

WWE simply doesn't understand that a LOT of fans *like* Heyman. We didn't make the DVD a best-seller *ironically".

[TheSchattenjager]

Dec 16, 2014 11:29:42 GMT -5 mcstoklasa said:

Dec 16, 2014 11:22:23 GMT -5 Tarik Dee said:

Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog.

What was his beef with Jericho though? They had a bit of verbal tussle, but not enough, seemingly for Jericho to beat him up.

Heyman's Jewish.

[Hobby Drifter]

Dec 16, 2014 16:15:42 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Didn't Brock Lesnar go on vacation for several months, while CM Punk repeatedly attempted to introduce a kendo stick to Heyman's backside?

That legitimately *was* Heyman's fight. Brock respects that.

[Allie Kitsune]

Dec 16, 2014 16:15:42 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Didn't Brock Lesnar go on vacation for several months, while CM Punk repeatedly attempted to introduce a kendo stick to Heyman's backside?

Not even Brock crosses CM Christ.

[TheSchattenjager]

Lesnar doesn't watch RAW. He had no idea. And Heyman knows better than to call Brock when he's hunting. Also, Brock finally coming back is the real reason Punk quit.

[mcstoklasa]

In all seriousness, there is no way Brock watches RAW.