mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 16, 2014 10:09:46 GMT -5
Every time a much larger, athletic man wants to beat me up, and everyone else at the party/social gathering is cheering him on for some inexplicable reason, I mean it is bullying, I could act like I'm resigned to fight the bully and say..
"I just don't understand, bully, why you would want to get into a fight with..... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!! LEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" And then watch him shit himself. It would be tremendous.
Man, Brock is a great friend. Why do the heels all seem to be more loyal friends than the faces? And why was I supposed to cheer for Jericho beating up his "friend" Heyman, just for an entertaining segment on RAW, just so he could say he had been an enteraining general manager, and just over two hundred dollars from twenty years ago?
I was rooting for Heyman.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 16, 2014 11:10:29 GMT -5
It is baffling that the biggest monster heel they've had in a long, long time is also the most loyal friend on the roster. Hell, he even seemed to forgive Seth Rollins for cheapshotting him at NoC.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 16, 2014 11:18:46 GMT -5
I agree three times.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 16, 2014 11:20:51 GMT -5
You can accidentally triple post something and Brock would just be like, "It's ok, man. Sometimes the Internet gets a little slow"
Then he F5s a giant Verizon server.
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 16, 2014 11:22:23 GMT -5
Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 16, 2014 11:28:58 GMT -5
You can accidentally triple post something and Brock would just be like, "It's ok, man. Sometimes the Internet gets a little slow" Then he F5s a giant Verizon server. I think I would like that
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 16, 2014 11:29:42 GMT -5
Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog. What was his beef with Jericho though? They had a bit of verbal tussle, but not enough, seemingly for Jericho to beat him up.
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 16, 2014 12:15:16 GMT -5
Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog. What was his beef with Jericho though? They had a bit of verbal tussle, but not enough, seemingly for Jericho to beat him up. Everyone hates Heyman, there's no reason for wanting to beat a man like him.
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Post by walterharrow on Dec 16, 2014 13:49:52 GMT -5
Wwe just dont know how to book likeable faces. Not only did Jericho attempt to fight a non wrestler, but the next segment featured Roman Reigns attacking Fandango for no reason at all
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 14:23:59 GMT -5
Babyfaces should learn not to pick a fight against Heyman because Brock Lesnar almost always comes
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Post by sportatorium on Dec 16, 2014 14:49:37 GMT -5
Brock was in full babyface mode against Jericho. I hope they find a way to re-sign him, keep the belt on him & use him this way forever.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 16, 2014 16:15:42 GMT -5
Didn't Brock Lesnar go on vacation for several months, while CM Punk repeatedly attempted to introduce a kendo stick to Heyman's backside?
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 16, 2014 16:26:53 GMT -5
It is baffling that the biggest monster heel they've had in a long, long time is also the most loyal friend on the roster. Hell, he even seemed to forgive Seth Rollins for cheapshotting him at NoC. Say what you will about Brock taking the belt and leaving, but shaking hands with the guy he took a finisher from as literally the last thing he did when Brock was on TV nearly made me put my fist through the computer screen. Anyway, I wouldn't want Brock as my friend because if you got him to beat up someone who was going to beat you up, you'd end up as an accessory to a murder.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 16, 2014 16:28:01 GMT -5
He is my friend, he nodded at me at an event in 2002. That's enough to make him my friend
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 16, 2014 17:15:09 GMT -5
WWE simply doesn't understand that a LOT of fans *like* Heyman. We didn't make the DVD a best-seller *ironically".
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Dec 16, 2014 17:18:28 GMT -5
Maybe because Heyman is clearly a evil, manipulative coward who's been causing problems for years, never fight his own battles, and use Brock Lesnar as his attack dog. What was his beef with Jericho though? They had a bit of verbal tussle, but not enough, seemingly for Jericho to beat him up. Heyman's Jewish.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 16, 2014 17:22:33 GMT -5
Didn't Brock Lesnar go on vacation for several months, while CM Punk repeatedly attempted to introduce a kendo stick to Heyman's backside? That legitimately *was* Heyman's fight. Brock respects that.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 16, 2014 17:26:08 GMT -5
Didn't Brock Lesnar go on vacation for several months, while CM Punk repeatedly attempted to introduce a kendo stick to Heyman's backside? Not even Brock crosses CM Christ.
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Dec 16, 2014 17:28:11 GMT -5
Lesnar doesn't watch RAW. He had no idea. And Heyman knows better than to call Brock when he's hunting. Also, Brock finally coming back is the real reason Punk quit.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 16, 2014 17:34:35 GMT -5
In all seriousness, there is no way Brock watches RAW.
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