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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 19, 2014 0:49:23 GMT -5
Am I the only one who hears the line "Now bring us some figgy pudding, we won't go till we have some now bring it out here" and thinks it sounds like some sort of threat?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 19, 2014 0:53:50 GMT -5
I don't have any figgy pudding. NOW GET THE F*** OUT!!!!!
*slams the door in your faces.*
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 19, 2014 1:16:26 GMT -5
It's like when someone comes into your house, then is like, "Hey, can I have something to drink?" And you're like, "Yeah man, I have some pop, beer, milk, water, juice, whatever.." "Nah, I want something else.... something better." and you're like, "Dude, that's all I have." and he's like, "Seriously? I want some whiskey. You don't have any whiskey?" and I'm like, "No, dude... I don't drink much, so I just have the beer for guests. I don't really have any other alcohol." and then he's all like, "f*** you, man.. I'm gonna kick your ass!" ... .then I'm all, "Bring it on, bitch!" then we get into a kerfuffle and engage in fisticuffs, the cops get called, we both get hauled away and spend the night in jail cutting promos on each other from our cells.
.... sorry, I may have tapped into some personal experience there.
But seriously, screw your figgy pudding.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 19, 2014 10:30:19 GMT -5
PIGGY PUDDING!?!?
Figgy pudding. It's made with figs.
Oh.
And bacon.
What?
(John Denver and The Muppets. If you haven't listened to it, it is the best Christmas CD ever.)
Also, in pretty much any version of Rocking Around the Christmas Tree I can't help but hear "Maybe we'll have some f***ing pie, and do some caroling."
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 19, 2014 11:00:02 GMT -5
Figgy pudding? Where do you think you are? 17th century London? I appreciate your Christmas and New Year wishes, but nobody makes figgy pudding anymore! Feel free to try to the sausage balls and eggnog.
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 19, 2014 15:41:19 GMT -5
 Did someone say foggy pudding? |
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Post by Square on Dec 19, 2014 17:48:13 GMT -5
Its because Carol singers would receive sweets and the like on Christmas Eve so it was a joke going "you know why we're here"
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 19, 2014 17:57:48 GMT -5
Screw figgy pudding, I want Wassail.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 19, 2014 17:59:53 GMT -5
Screw figgy pudding, I want Wassail. I got some canned Wassail. |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 19, 2014 18:00:01 GMT -5
I don't understand who the "we" is and why they're only wishing one person a merry Christmas?
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 19, 2014 21:12:21 GMT -5
Am I the only one who hears the line "Now bring us some figgy pudding, we won't go till we have some now bring it out here" and thinks it sounds like some sort of threat? "A Very Clockwork Orange Christmas"? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 22:53:19 GMT -5
You bring me that goddamn figgy pudding right now before I shove this strand of lightbulbs so far up your ass that Rudolph won't be the only one with a glowing red nose.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 20, 2014 6:32:58 GMT -5
You bring me that goddamn figgy pudding right now before I shove this strand of lightbulbs so far up your ass that Rudolph won't be the only one with a glowing red nose. Not until you tell me who the hell you are and how you got into my house. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 10:16:29 GMT -5
Figgy pudding? Where do you think you are? 17th century London? I appreciate your Christmas and New Year wishes, but nobody makes figgy pudding anymore! Feel free to try to the sausage balls and eggnog. Someone brought sausage balls in to the office the other day. I would have enjoyed them more if not for all the people making jokes about eating balls. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 10:49:01 GMT -5
At the very least, I'm glad the acknowledgement that people don't usually have figgy pudding, yet being demanded to give some by carolers, was what sent Dr. Doofenschmirtz over the edge.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 10:58:28 GMT -5
Figgy pudding? Where do you think you are? 17th century London? I appreciate your Christmas and New Year wishes, but nobody makes figgy pudding anymore! Feel free to try to the sausage balls and eggnog. Someone brought sausage balls in to the office the other day. I would have enjoyed them more if not for all the people making jokes about eating balls. ...D...Dwight? |
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 20, 2014 13:15:20 GMT -5
Still not as threatening as lyrics from Here Comes Santa Claus. "Hang your stockings and say your prayers?"
As for mondegreens, how about Little Saint Nick by the Beach Boys? As I hear "Little Satan" and "Ooooh, Merry Christmas Satan"?
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