Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 20, 2014 4:49:52 GMT -5
And I don't know what to do, Any advice? (If someone makes a reference to the song, I'll kill you.)
I still do not understand my sudden popularity with girls in the past few years. :-P
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 20, 2014 4:52:20 GMT -5
Hopefully, get lucky and she'll give you the other six!!!!
Also, if I know anything about girls and I think I do, they all love dick pics.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 20, 2014 5:02:08 GMT -5
Is it the number 7? That's a good number.
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wakko
Samurai Cop
Knows This
BAAAGH!!!!
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Post by wakko on Dec 20, 2014 6:52:23 GMT -5
If you're interested in her, just call her. Don't think, just do!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 20, 2014 7:05:26 GMT -5
If you are interested in her call her.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 11:08:40 GMT -5
Call her, maybe?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2014 11:12:45 GMT -5
"A number! Was it a 1? How about a 2? Ah ah ah!"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 20, 2014 11:13:01 GMT -5
Is the number 12?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 11:32:55 GMT -5
I don't like them apples
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 20, 2014 11:36:17 GMT -5
It's number 1. USA! USA! USA! These colors don't run!!!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 20, 2014 12:51:50 GMT -5
I cannot believe this question was actually asked, so I'm going to give as many facetious answers as I can think of.
Here's what you should do with her phone number. - Post it on reddit. - Write it on every sheet of your toilet roll until you memorise it, then once you have, eat the remainder of the roll - Google her phone number, if it's a list number and you can find out where she lives, go there and put your dick through her mail slot - Start giving it to other girls claiming it's your number, then watch the world burn - Give it to me, and I'll call her, shout 'SOMEONE LIKES YOU' then hang up on her - Legally have your name changed to her number so she knows you're serious - Legally have her name changed to her phone number so she won't forget it. That's just being neighbourly! - Write a song about her phone number and then text her the chord structures throughout. And none of this 'repeat chorus' bullshit, I want every chord voicing written out in full notation, using only your phone. Don't puss out on me, man - Text her saying only sluts give out their phone number so what's her email address instead cause you don't want to catch something
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 20, 2014 12:57:37 GMT -5
Text her "stick the winner"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 20, 2014 13:14:36 GMT -5
You don't know what to do?
Language
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 20, 2014 13:16:58 GMT -5
Text her
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 20, 2014 13:44:50 GMT -5
I think the whole "three days" thing is bullshit.
Text her later today and say it was really nice to meet her and go from there.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 13:46:55 GMT -5
Hopefully, get lucky and she'll give you the other six!!!! Also, if I know anything about girls and I think I do, they all love dick pics. They do appreciate dick picks but they appreciate the full cheek spread even more!
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Dec 20, 2014 13:47:27 GMT -5
867-5309 Call me.
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Post by MC Blowfish on Dec 20, 2014 13:48:13 GMT -5
I love this forum. It better never go away.
Call her or text her later. Compliment her, but don't be creepy and take it from there.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 20, 2014 13:54:26 GMT -5
Hopefully, get lucky and she'll give you the other six!!!! Also, if I know anything about girls and I think I do, they all love dick pics. They do appreciate dick picks but they appreciate the full cheek spread even more! It's best to split the difference and just send out taint shots.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 13:56:52 GMT -5
They do appreciate dick picks but they appreciate the full cheek spread even more! It's best to split the difference and just send out taint shots. Only if you discuss on how it smells in descriptive fashion. Seriously why I'm giving my advice for free. This advice is worth thousands of dollars!
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