Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 20, 2014 13:11:10 GMT -5
Uh oh! Looks like Mr. McMahon just saw those flippy midgets over down at NXT get over by themselves on his watch, and he's not happy about that at all! Meltzer's reporting that Triple H, Dusty Rhodes, and Ryan Ward have all been ousted, and Vince has brought the entire RAW team to book NXT? What does this new and unfamiliar NXT look like? For starters I'd say:
Adrian Neville's newest gimmick is that he was a former elf from the North Pole that decided to pursue his dream of becoming a wrestler; this is followed up with his new attire of green tights and red pixie shoes. Whenever he hits the Red Arrow, the new commentator JBL remarks "WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYING ELF, HAHA I LOVE IT"
Charlotte and Sasha Banks' matches are shortened to 4 minutes long, and their feud revolves around how Charlotte is CUH-RAZY with a capital C and keeps to trying to kiss a freaked-out Sasha.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 20, 2014 13:13:13 GMT -5
Kevin Owens dancing with Santino
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 20, 2014 13:18:41 GMT -5
[Recap]
[Recap of recap]
[Recap of recap of recap]
[Announcement you can see that again if you can't get enough of recaps for only 9.99]
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 20, 2014 13:19:16 GMT -5
Cole: "Ladies and gentlemen.....very serious situation here. Sami Zayn was just brutally attacked by his best friend Kevin Owens and was powerbombed into the ring apron.....possibility perhaps of a broken neck or head trauma.....this is a very worrying time for his family I'm sure.........but coming up next on NXT, our guest host for tonight.....MICHELLE DUGGAR!!!!"
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Dec 20, 2014 13:19:50 GMT -5
I could totally see Neville becoming an elf. Damnit.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 20, 2014 13:25:10 GMT -5
JBL: "Adrian Neville MAGGLE, he's such a high flyer he should be called TOP GUN!!!"
Cole: "Yeah how about using a reference about something more recent than 1986?"
King: "I asked Adrian Neville, are those technically your ears, or are they big enough to qualify as a set of wings, hahahah!!!!"
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 20, 2014 13:27:56 GMT -5
Tyler Breeze is squashed by John Cena at "NXT Takeover: Steel Stairs On A Pole". The night afterwards, Cena mocks Breeze's "alternative lifestyle" and proceeds to drop a bucket of feces from the ceiling on him.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 20, 2014 13:56:49 GMT -5
Sami Zayn spends months not being able to win the big one, as Adrian Neville tells Zayn he's too nice and needs the killer instinct to do whatever it takes to win.
Zayn then proceeds to cheat liberally against Adrian Neville in the R-Evolution match to beat him. No one notices or cares.
After Kevin Owens beats him up, William Regal is disappointed with Owens- after which, Zayn (who shows up the next week from the attack none the worse for wear) gets in Regal's face for supporting Kevin Owens. Regal says he didn't, while Zayn claims the fans know what was up. Zayn finishes getting revenge for Regal's support of Owens by putting ipecac syrup in Regal's tea, forcing William Regal to spend the rest of the show throwing up. Tyler Breeze is seen as the person Regal vomits on first for no apparent reason [but he's a vain model so it's funny to see a guy throw up on him, so who cares].
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Dec 20, 2014 14:09:20 GMT -5
NXT booked like RAW
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 14:12:20 GMT -5
Uh oh! Looks like Mr. McMahon just saw those flippy midgets over down at NXT get over by themselves on his watch, and he's not happy about that at all! Meltzer's reporting that Triple H, Dusty Rhodes, and Ryan Ward have all been ousted, and Vince has brought the entire RAW team to book NXT? What does this new and unfamiliar NXT look like? For starters I'd say:
Adrian Neville's newest gimmick is that he was a former elf from the North Pole that decided to pursue his dream of becoming a wrestler; this is followed up with his new attire of green tights and red pixie shoes. Whenever he hits the Red Arrow, the new commentator JBL remarks "WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYING ELF, HAHA I LOVE IT"Charlotte and Sasha Banks' matches are shortened to 4 minutes long, and their feud revolves around how Charlotte is CUH-RAZY with a capital C and keeps to trying to kiss a freaked-out Sasha. Sad part about this is that apparently judging the dirtsheets, they're debating about bringing him up to Raw with a gimmick. Idiots.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
Posts: 6,957
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 20, 2014 14:23:57 GMT -5
Uh oh! Looks like Mr. McMahon just saw those flippy midgets over down at NXT get over by themselves on his watch, and he's not happy about that at all! Meltzer's reporting that Triple H, Dusty Rhodes, and Ryan Ward have all been ousted, and Vince has brought the entire RAW team to book NXT? What does this new and unfamiliar NXT look like? For starters I'd say:
Adrian Neville's newest gimmick is that he was a former elf from the North Pole that decided to pursue his dream of becoming a wrestler; this is followed up with his new attire of green tights and red pixie shoes. Whenever he hits the Red Arrow, the new commentator JBL remarks "WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYING ELF, HAHA I LOVE IT"Charlotte and Sasha Banks' matches are shortened to 4 minutes long, and their feud revolves around how Charlotte is CUH-RAZY with a capital C and keeps to trying to kiss a freaked-out Sasha. Sad part about this is that apparently judging the dirtsheets, they're debating about bringing him up to Raw with a gimmick. Idiots. I'm pretty excited for Adrian Neville: Mary Poppins Chimney Sweeper.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 20, 2014 15:02:14 GMT -5
*NXT begins*
*HHH walks out*
"You know.....I do what's best for business.....I have to make decisions that are in the best interests of the NXT universe....."
*18 minutes go by*
"....I don't think you people appreciate what we do, because you don't see the bigger picture, you only see a small part of it......"
*34 minutes go by*
"....I have responsibilities you could not imagine......we have shareholders and a board of directors to consider......."
*49 minutes go by*
"....so tonight.....in this very ring......there will be a six man tag team match featuring Sami Zayn.....Adrian Neville....Kevin Owens......"
*60 minutes have elapsed*
"....Oh...."
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Post by sonofblaine on Dec 20, 2014 15:06:51 GMT -5
JBL: "Adrian Neville MAGGLE, he's such a high flyer he should be called TOP GUN!!!" Cole: "Yeah how about using a reference about something more recent than 1986?" King: "I asked Adrian Neville, are those technically your ears, or are they big enough to qualify as a set of wings, hahahah!!!!" If only King was that funny.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 20, 2014 15:09:50 GMT -5
Baron Corbin... well, he pretty much remains the same.
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 20, 2014 15:42:13 GMT -5
NXT Champion Mojo Rawley.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 15:44:39 GMT -5
How can they change any gimmick coming up from NXT now? They are actively promoting NXT on RAW and SmackDown.
Adrian Neville, the English high flyer can't suddenly become Adrian Neville, the gigolo who uses his ears like Jimmy uses his lobster hand from American Horror Story - Freak Show.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2014 15:44:40 GMT -5
What I take from this is Alex Riley is no longer on commentary!!! #FreeRiley.
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gr1990
Don Corleone
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Post by gr1990 on Dec 20, 2014 15:50:03 GMT -5
JBL: All this hugging makes me *sick*, Maggle! What's she gonna do next, sit round a campfire and sing coombaya, gimme a break!
Cole: She's having *FUN,* John. It's *FUN!* *FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!*
King: If hugs were drugs, Brady would be an addict
Cole: It's Bayley, King
King: Whatever. Either way, I want her to hug me next. Woohoo!
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thirteen3
Dennis Stamp
posted with a broken freakin neck keyboard
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Post by thirteen3 on Dec 20, 2014 15:55:11 GMT -5
Sami Zayn is now an ISIS and/or Assad sympathizer, whichever is least/most offensive.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 20, 2014 15:59:31 GMT -5
Enzo Amore gets squashed by El Torito every week for the next 10 years after describing Randy Orton as "sawft" in an interview.
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