Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Dec 20, 2014 16:03:38 GMT -5
Sasha Banks hates bayley because..........Ummmmmm Bitches be Crazy?
Pretty much every WWE Diva feud
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 16:09:24 GMT -5
JBL: All this hugging makes me *sick*, Maggle! What's she gonna do next, sit round a campfire and sing coombaya, gimme a break! Cole: She's having *FUN,* John. It's *FUN!* *FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!* King: If hugs were drugs, Brady would be an addict Cole: It's Bayley, King King: Whatever. Either way, I want her to hug me next. Woohoo! The sad part is thats what would legit happen lol. |
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gr1990
Don Corleone
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Post by gr1990 on Dec 20, 2014 16:13:22 GMT -5
Sami Zayn is now an ISIS and/or Assad sympathizer, whichever is least/most offensive. He starts off as a supporter of Ayatollah Khomeini until someone finally has the heart to tell Vince the Iran-Iraq war ended 26 years ago. |
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Dec 20, 2014 16:17:55 GMT -5
Charlotte: To be the best...*initiates Figure Four Leg Lock*...YOU GOTTA BEAT THE BEST!
JBL: Shades of her daddy Ric Flair!
Cole: The contest continues as NXT rolls on!
Another scenario: Sami Zayn returns from a devastating injury
*Zayn's music plays*
Cole: Is that who I think it is?!
JBL: Haha, I love it Maggle!
*Sami Zayn comes out*
Cole: Oh my...!
JBL: It's...it's Sami Zayn.
Lawler: I once met a red hea--
Cole and JBL: Shut up, Jerry!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 20, 2014 17:23:51 GMT -5
Bo Dallas never turned heel, instead he stayed as a face for his two NXT title reigns. He's currently number one contender to Cesaro but the Swiss superman missed R Evolution and won't be seen until the next Take Over.
Alex Riley calls Kevin Owens a "flying cow".
Itami is Regal's man-servant and is regularly ordered to make his boss tea, Regal tells him to stop bowing all the time because there are no stereotypes in NXT.
Finn Balor is revealed to be The Bogeyman's son.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2014 17:29:15 GMT -5
Sami Zayn is now an ISIS and/or Assad sympathizer, whichever is least/most offensive. I think Sami's "ginger-ness" makes him safe from being an Arab stereotype. Vince probably thinks he's Scottish or Irish. |
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 20, 2014 19:51:37 GMT -5
Everytime Breeze is in a segment, someone will say that he doesn't have any balls.
Sasha thinks Bayley is ugly and jealous and Charlotte is called the dirtiest diva in the locker room because she sleeps with all the guys in the back.
Cole: Enzo is having a lot of fun guys! Saaaaawft!
JBL: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MAGGLE?! THAT HEDGEHOG LOOKING GOOF KEEPS SAYING SWAAAFT? WHAT THE HELL IS SWAAAAFT?
King: It's Saaaaawft, John! And It's so much fun!... Oh here comes Alexa and she's blowing glitter! Oh man everytime she does i feel tingly HAHA!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 20, 2014 20:00:15 GMT -5
Bull dances with El Torito and forms Bailando Toros
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 20, 2014 20:48:24 GMT -5
Adrian Neville: Midcard hell. Commentators constantly talk about his elf looks.
Aiden English: The Vaudevillains split up. Becomes jobber.
Angelo Dawkins: Released.
Baron Corbin: He is now a gay biker.
Buddy Murphy: Gets a Crocodile Dundee gimmick.
Bull Dempsey: New Brodus Clay. Gets pushed then forgotten about.
Cal Bishop: Released
CJ Parker: They push him so hard and backfires hard when he gets "Die, CJ, Die" chants.
Colin Cassady: He is splits up with Enzo and gets a massive push.
Dash Wilder: Released.
Enzo Amore: Splits up with Big Cass and becomes a jobber.
Finn Bálor: Is forced to get rid of the facepaint at big events. Later revealed to be related to Sheamus, Becky Lynch and Hornswoggle.
Hideo Itami: Gets a stereotypical Japanese gimmick.
Jason Jordan: Joins New Day cause he's black.
Kalisto: Forced to unmask.
Kevin Owens: Commentary is obsessed with fat jokes whenever he is on TV.
Konnor: The Ascension split up. Gets repackaged and forgotten about.
Marcus Louis: Released.
Mojo Rawley: Gets a mega push and it backfires.
Sami Zayn: They don't understand the concept of a real underdog and he loses every single match.
Sawyer Fulton: Released.
Scott Dawson: Released.
Simon Gotch: The Vaudevillains split up. Gets repackaged and forgotten about.
Sylvester Lefort: Gets a really stereotypical French gimmick.
Tye Dillinger: Jobber.
Tyler Breeze: Becomes gay.
Viktor: The Ascension split up. Gets repackaged and forgotten about.
Wesley Blake: Released.
Alexa Bliss: "Special"
Bayley: "Special"
Becky Lynch: Crazy and revealed to be related to Sheamus, Finn Bálor and Hornswoggle. Gets into an incest angle with Hornswoggle.
Carmella: Crazy
Charlotte: Crazy
Sasha Banks: Crazy
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 21:10:31 GMT -5
No shows will have a scheduled main event. Instead, the show will start with the champion, challenger, or authority figure cutting a promo that leads to a main event being created on the spot.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Dec 20, 2014 21:30:55 GMT -5
Something stupid involving Jared from Subway
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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 20, 2014 21:33:17 GMT -5
30 minute opening promo setting up the Main Event
Mid Card match which you already saw last week
Tag Team match which you already saw last week
Main Event ending in a DQ
***End of Show and repeat again Next Week****
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 21:48:18 GMT -5
This thread is hilarious and depressing at the same time because a handful of these things will actually happen.
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Post by Andy Martin on Dec 20, 2014 22:20:49 GMT -5
Trips comes out and cuts a 25 minute promo.
Recaps of said promo
Heels leave faces lying.
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Post by Andy Martin on Dec 20, 2014 22:21:23 GMT -5
Sasha Banks hates bayley because..........Ummmmmm Bitches be Crazy? Pretty much every WWE Diva feud WHO THE f*** LET RENEE BACK ON COMMENTARY!?! |
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