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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 21, 2014 2:19:08 GMT -5
I'm enjoying Rosa's new role as the current Fandango Dancer. As for Fandango himself, well I could go either way but at least they found something useful for Rosa to do. She isn't sticking up the wrestling ring, but she does the sexy seductive dancing girl so well. Her outfits are stellar. Not revealing to the point where she looks desperate, but very attractive and colorful and she looks dynamite in them. This may or may not mean a push or anything remarkable for Fandango, but as long as Rosa plays her role well, I would hope he stays around.
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Post by gr1990 on Dec 21, 2014 3:21:03 GMT -5
I love how Rosa's career has been an endless cycle of them trying to make her a wrestler, discovering she's still awful even by the low standards they set for the Divas division, and making her a valet again so she has less to f*** up.
Called up as Beth and Santino's valet - started wrestling, sucked - became Ryder's valet - starting wrestling again, still sucked - became Primo and Epico's valet - started wrestling again, STILL sucked - became Fandango's valet
WRESTLE FAIL VALET REPEAT
And just like R-Truth and rapping, WWE have a steadfast belief that being Hispanic automatically makes her a good dancer despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 21, 2014 3:21:20 GMT -5
She has to be the worst dancer I've ever seen. Kelly Kelly was more co-ordinated.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 21, 2014 3:24:47 GMT -5
Too bad most of us aren't enjoying Fandango's new role as the flamenco dancer. Honestly, it feels like this was just done to give Rosa something to do. Yeah. I wish WWE put this effort into finding something to do for someone (female AND male) that had some actual talent. There are lots of performers more deserving of the creative team pulling something out of their ass to justify their employment than Rosa.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Dec 21, 2014 3:29:57 GMT -5
Yeah. I wish WWE put this effort into finding something to do for someone (female AND male) that had some actual talent. I miss Fandangirl.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 21, 2014 3:34:39 GMT -5
Yeah. I wish WWE put this effort into finding something to do for someone (female AND male) that had some actual talent. I miss Fandangirl. She's not coming back. Ever.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2014 3:44:06 GMT -5
I miss Fandangirl. She's not coming back. Ever. I don't think she's in the wrassling business, true. Kinda wish they hadn't split up Layla and Fandango, I liked their pairing a lot. Rosa's decent, I have liked her more in this role than in previous things she's done, at least.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 21, 2014 3:45:33 GMT -5
I miss Summer Rae. I thought it made her character look a bit more layered to be Fandango's dancer while simultaneously rolling with Sasha/Charlotte as the BFFs on NXT/
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 3:53:17 GMT -5
Yep, the conversation's definitely about Rosa.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 21, 2014 7:26:40 GMT -5
Giggety!
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2014 7:29:01 GMT -5
I miss Summer Rae. I thought it made her character look a bit more layered to be Fandango's dancer while simultaneously rolling with Sasha/Charlotte as the BFFs on NXT/ I thought Summer did a good job in the role as well. I liked Layla more, but Summer was by no means a slouch.
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Post by benstudd on Dec 21, 2014 7:45:31 GMT -5
I think the mediocrity has blinded me to any sort of attraction I might have had. It's embarrassing to see her.
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Post by Boo! on Dec 21, 2014 7:47:08 GMT -5
She's as good at dancing a someone with rickets is at knocking their knees together.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 8:07:04 GMT -5
I totally would go out on a nice date with her, but I felt a little grossed out a few weeks ago when there was a close-up of her kissing Fandango and all over her pimples (barely masked by her caked-on makeup) were visible.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 21, 2014 8:35:52 GMT -5
She is beginning to look a bit like Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes, but yeah, very sexy.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 21, 2014 11:44:35 GMT -5
There's a serious argument that Rosa is the most useless woman WWE has ever hired. She really, really runs it close
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Dec 21, 2014 11:59:30 GMT -5
Somehow, the E found the only Latina alive who cannot dance...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2014 13:24:23 GMT -5
New & Improved Fandango is hilarious. Its so obvious that they don't give a shit about him that the New & Improved moniker comes off sarcastic.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 21, 2014 13:25:06 GMT -5
New & Improved Fandango is hilarious. Its so obvious that they don't give a shit about him that the New & Improved moniker comes off sarcastic. Dat theme song tho.
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Post by Jiren on Dec 21, 2014 13:28:39 GMT -5
New & Improved Fandango is hilarious. Its so obvious that they don't give a shit about him that the New & Improved moniker comes off sarcastic. It tickles me, They think new & improved is a black shirt, An albatross around his neck and they've removed/Altered the only thing that people liked about him (Music). Improved my ass, This is "New and improved" Dolph Ziggler levels of stupid
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