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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 24, 2014 0:00:26 GMT -5
This seems perfect to get some experience. Nothing could go wrong at this job, right? RIGHT?
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Post by Gopher Mod on Dec 24, 2014 0:02:47 GMT -5
After what I've heard about that major incident in the past, I don't want to even get close to that place let alone work there!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 0:08:07 GMT -5
Protip: Make sure you have good odor. Heard management is strict on that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 0:12:17 GMT -5
Please tell me that's only for a weekend because how the f*** can anyone live on $120 a week?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 0:13:40 GMT -5
We could also have a party!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 24, 2014 0:20:02 GMT -5
Please tell me that's only for a weekend because how the f*** can anyone live on $120 a week? Nope. 5 nights. Midnight to 6. As for the "incident", I heard that was just an urban legend. No way those things could bite off your frontal lobe.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 24, 2014 1:08:31 GMT -5
Just wear a cup and some thick gloves and you should be fine. Really, we've only had like four dismemberments since I started working here. There's NOTHING to worry about.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 1:13:50 GMT -5
Please tell me that's only for a weekend because how the f*** can anyone live on $120 a week? Nope. 5 nights. Midnight to 6. As for the "incident", I heard that was just an urban legend. No way those things could bite off your frontal lobe. Hmm... risk of death vs $4 per hour...
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Post by Duke Delicious on Dec 24, 2014 2:04:54 GMT -5
What is this incident?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 3:33:09 GMT -5
My actual current job is a midnight to 8am shift! And I am one of just two people in the whole building!
Yet I watched Markipliers whole lets play...then bought the game.
But anyway...hehehe (nervous look) you will be fine, just try not to think about all the noises you will be hearing.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 24, 2014 4:13:20 GMT -5
Hey, free pizza! You can't beat that. And I think we live in the same town maybe I can get a job there too.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 24, 2014 5:39:20 GMT -5
I'd rather take a job as a pizza delivery man, because if movies have taught me anything they get some very good benefits if you know what I mean?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 5:48:14 GMT -5
I'd rather take a job as a pizza delivery man, because if movies have taught me anything they get some very good benefits if you know what I mean? My mind normally jumps to the dirtiest possible conclusion quickly, but for some reason I thought of Tobey Mcguire's Spider-Man and pictured him buried under rubble while trying to take a buttload of pizzas 44 blocks in 7 and a half minutes.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 24, 2014 10:06:17 GMT -5
Well according to legend, some kid got his frontal lobe "bitten off" by one of the animatronics, presumably Foxy the Pirate Fox. They call it the "Bite of '87." But that couldn't happen. Those things don't just leap out of nowhere and attack you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 10:21:38 GMT -5
Sorry to break kayfabe here, but if you have a Kindle, or anything else that can download Amazon apps, Five Nights is currently free for the holidays. Thought you should know.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 24, 2014 13:02:18 GMT -5
Nope. 5 nights. Midnight to 6. As for the "incident", I heard that was just an urban legend. No way those things could bite off your frontal lobe. Hmm... risk of death vs $4 per hour... Actually, I think it's a little more than $4/hour. They have to take out income tax (unless you decide to withhold income tax deduction), Social Security and Medicare. Plus, it's only 5 nights. Sounds like a temp job. Not like they're gonna make you come back for a sixth or seventh night, right?
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