Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 25, 2014 18:44:13 GMT -5
Diced up some peppers for a glaze for a ham for Xmas dinner today, and then like a jackass I rubbed my eyes. Got to experience Christmas the way Daredevil does.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 25, 2014 19:32:27 GMT -5
Got to experience Christmas the way Daredevil does. Can you be my lawyer? |
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 25, 2014 22:31:56 GMT -5
I am not sure what is worse, the eyes or going to the bath shortly after.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 25, 2014 22:41:21 GMT -5
Remember me Santa? When I killed your Christmas dinner I talked just like THIS!!!!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 25, 2014 22:44:23 GMT -5
Best part was that as my eyes started feeling like they would engulf my entire head in flames I asked my mother if she had any eye drops and she replied yes-in the medicine cabinet. Naturally, I beat a hasty bath to the bathroom, and wouldn't you know it? Occupied!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 3:54:34 GMT -5
But, hey, the buzz saw hand must have been cool, right?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 5:27:02 GMT -5
You murdered an innocent toon shoe?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 26, 2014 7:13:43 GMT -5
I honestly thought this was going to be a set up to a "I made a killer dip!"
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Post by The Sam on Dec 26, 2014 7:59:23 GMT -5
I thought the thread title said "I was Judge Dredd for Christmas". And you would talk about hanging out with Rob Schneider and not wearing your helmet.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 8:09:58 GMT -5
Please tell me you've an Eddie in your family.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 26, 2014 12:14:31 GMT -5
"Remember ME Eddie...when I talked like THIS? ??"
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 26, 2014 12:17:36 GMT -5
So you might say you...lacked vision?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 26, 2014 12:34:34 GMT -5
I thought you killed a Toon.
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