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Post by wallabylikeyou on Jan 5, 2015 12:30:04 GMT -5
How can you question this exciting conclusion to a feud when there's so much at stake?
Why, if Ambrose finally wins, then he.....................um.
Okay, but if that dastardly Bray Wyatt wins, then that means.................?
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Post by gl83 on Jan 5, 2015 12:34:41 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt fight on the top of the ambulance roof. Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Wyatt and Ambrose goes right through the roof of the ambulance while Wyatt is KO'd on the roof of the ambulance. Ambulance drives off with Wyatt still KO'd on the roof.
Or, Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds and they both go through the roof of the ambulance and the match is ruled a draw.
Or, since it's Corpus Christi, have Ambrose knock out Wyatt on the roof, he then hijacks the ambulance and drives it off outside the arena, tosses Wyatt into the ambulance and drives the ambulance right into the Gulf of Mexico.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 5, 2015 12:38:49 GMT -5
Just imagine it. Ambrose is about to put a defeated Bray into the ambulance and opens the doors only to reveal...
Cole: "Oh my god, that's Scott Steiner!"
Steiner blasts Ambrose in the head with his signature lead pipe and tosses him in the back of the ambulance, making Bray the winner. The next few weeks of Raw feature Steiner and Ambrose cutting crazy promos on each other leading to a match at the Rumble.
If that's not the finish, why bother with this match?
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Post by ededdneddy on Jan 5, 2015 12:41:25 GMT -5
The only Ambulance Match that I feel was done right was Kane vs Shane McMahon at Survivor Series 2003. Shane didn't return after that match and stayed away until like 2009
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2015 12:46:19 GMT -5
Just imagine it. Ambrose is about to put a defeated Bray into the ambulance and opens the doors only to reveal... Cole: "Oh my god, that's Scott Steiner!" Steiner blasts Ambrose in the head with his signature lead pipe and tosses him in the back of the ambulance, making Bray the winner. The next few weeks of Raw feature Steiner and Ambrose cutting crazy promos on each other leading to a match at the Rumble. If that's not the finish, why bother with this match? Anytime Steiner has a live mic I'm up for it.
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 5, 2015 12:49:19 GMT -5
I like the match since they can do several spots with the Ambulance. Bray doesn't mind it either since if he loses they can always stop of at a McDonalds drive thru on the way to the Hospital.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 5, 2015 12:58:34 GMT -5
I like the match since they can do several spots with the Ambulance. Bray doesn't mind it either since if he loses they can always stop of at a McDonalds drive thru on the way to the Hospital. Could the McDonalds' staff actually understand what he's saying to get his order right?
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 5, 2015 13:04:16 GMT -5
The idea of an actual real ambulance being used for this always seems a little strange to me...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2015 13:21:55 GMT -5
You gotta find yet another ridiculous way for Ambrose to job. At least this feud started with a 1 on 1 match. There has yet to be a non-gimmick Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose match on the main roster. I think they're having Ambrose wrestle all these gimmick matches to give him more freedom and set him apart. It could also backfire and pigeonhole him as Wacky Gimmick Match Guy.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 5, 2015 13:25:57 GMT -5
I like the match since they can do several spots with the Ambulance. Bray doesn't mind it either since if he loses they can always stop of at a McDonalds drive thru on the way to the Hospital. Could the McDonalds' staff actually understand what he's saying to get his order right? "Welcome to McDonalds, what'll be your order, sir?" "The question is not what my order will be, it is the matter when you learn that the machine you work for is a false lie. That your continued existence deludes you from the suffering and unending hells that we are all entitled to.....EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....so, you see, Johnny-boy..." "My name is Philip. Now, I'm asking again, what will be your order, sir?" "My order is that you escape this lie and join me as we bring down the machine one by one. Follow the buzzards." "..." "Uh... I guess I'll have a Big Mac combo."
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 5, 2015 13:29:50 GMT -5
Oh and don't forget the Mcflury for sister Abigail.
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Post by Captain2 on Jan 5, 2015 16:16:07 GMT -5
If they ever have an ambulance match in Canada I'd feel bad for the loser. They'll be in the waiting room for four hours before they even get moved to an examination room. Where they then wait for another two hours. Fate worse than death. A bit of time gone > A LOT of money gone. They also don't apply for Canadian healthcare so... how's that?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 5, 2015 16:37:08 GMT -5
Simple. This match allows Ambrose to actually get a win in this feud, but without him pinning Wyatt so as to keep him strong for that Undertaker feud that may or may not happen.
The finish will probably be really dumb, where Ambrose probably throws Wyatt into the ambulance and shutting the doors before he can get out, instead of actually doing enough harm to him to actually warrant a hospital ride. Kind of like how all the stretcher matches in this company end with the loser on the backboard five feet away from the finish line, and they just get nudged across it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2015 16:39:52 GMT -5
A bit of time gone > A LOT of money gone. They also don't apply for Canadian healthcare so... how's that? You were complaining about the time spent in waiting rooms. I was pointing out that the time spent by Canadians is offset by the savings compared to US waiting rooms. That and you'd probably be waiting just as long on either side of the border. Or anywhere around the world really. Basically: Everyone has to wait, but yours will be cheaper, so stop complaining.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2015 16:46:12 GMT -5
How can you question this exciting conclusion to a feud when there's so much at stake? Why, if Ambrose finally wins, then he.....................um. Okay, but if that dastardly Bray Wyatt wins, then that means.................? If Ambrose wins, he... finally wins for a change. If Byat Wyatt wins, however, he... well... um... maybe they wanna bring back the Undertaker or something? I want Ambrose to lose after sticking his face towards the exhaust pipe and getting a face-full of soot, ala Moe in the Little Rascals. But then the original Alfalfa takes the bit, resulting in Ambrose killing him.
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Post by Captain2 on Jan 5, 2015 16:52:51 GMT -5
Basically: Everyone has to wait, but yours will be cheaper, so stop complaining. Never!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2015 17:42:48 GMT -5
Could the McDonalds' staff actually understand what he's saying to get his order right? "Welcome to McDonalds, what'll be your order, sir?" "The question is not what my order will be, it is the matter when you learn that the machine you work for is a false lie. That your continued existence deludes you from the suffering and unending hells that we are all entitled to.....EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....so, you see, Johnny-boy..." "My name is Philip. Now, I'm asking again, what will be your order, sir?" "My order is that you escape this lie and join me as we bring down the machine one by one. Follow the buzzards." "..." "Uh... I guess I'll have a Big Mac combo." Now I'll be disappointed when this happens
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 5, 2015 17:53:28 GMT -5
Hopefully it's there to let Ambrose get a decisive victory. I just want him to massacre Bray for 15 minutes and throw his ass into the ambulance. He needs to get his heat and credibility back, because they've fed far too much of it to Wyatt.
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Post by DJ Maniak on Jan 5, 2015 18:42:04 GMT -5
If they ever have an ambulance match in Canada I'd feel bad for the loser. They'll be in the waiting room for four hours before they even get moved to an examination room. Where they then wait for another two hours. Fate worse than death. You mispelled America.
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Post by audiencewatching on Jan 5, 2015 18:52:33 GMT -5
I don't mind, these two are the only real guys going hardcore recently. I'm for it.
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