mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 8, 2015 9:36:54 GMT -5
So seems like Road Warrior Animal watched Raw this week. And take cover! He's shootin', brother!
“The idiots in charge make the call everyone knows how stupid it is to copy icons yet they still do it. Do it in a mocking fashion to get heat I understand do it in a disrespectful way well that’s another issue that’s low and has no place in the business.Where does it end and I usually are just are playing when I comment but this one is a shoot I believe they should have had Me Animal find a team. For some undetected odd reason they don’t do it. They missed the boat with Ascention and they missed it when my brother John was in the ring both great times to bring me in and they missed it.
They need to go to their merchandise numbers today and see we rank up with the main roster on selling merchandise for a reason.
Oh what a rush.”
Basically - "they should have hired me."
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Post by Regal Stretch on Jan 8, 2015 9:38:27 GMT -5
Oooooooooooooooh what a mark!
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 8, 2015 9:41:21 GMT -5
He'll be their manager in 6 months.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 8, 2015 9:42:53 GMT -5
Still not as bad as when Superstar Billy Graham thought CM Punk mocking Bruno Sammartino's eight-year reign was a genuine attack on Bruno the person, to the point where Chris Jericho basically said "Stop talking **** Billy".
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 8, 2015 9:45:02 GMT -5
The Ascension really aren't an LOD or Demolition rip off
They are basically Kronik, with face paint.
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 8, 2015 9:47:16 GMT -5
What is with old legends getting offended at this crap? They just said they were better than an old, popular tag team. What in the hell is so bad about this?
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Post by hossfan on Jan 8, 2015 9:47:39 GMT -5
He'll be their manager in 6 months. Or he'll be getting his ass kicked by them next time the WWE is in Chicago. |
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Jan 8, 2015 9:51:01 GMT -5
Get yourself that last payday, Animal. Good for you.
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Post by aliciafoxfan on Jan 8, 2015 9:52:04 GMT -5
Its still real to him dammit! |
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Jan 8, 2015 9:56:07 GMT -5
If only the late Curt Hennig were alive to see his son rip him apart in the ring, saying he's superior to his father. How disrespectful.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jan 8, 2015 10:16:46 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 31, Ascension vs Animal & Heidenreich w/ Christy Hemme
You heard it here first.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,823
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 8, 2015 10:17:55 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 31, Ascension vs Animal & Heidenreich w/ Sunny You heard it here first. Fixed? |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 8, 2015 10:21:21 GMT -5
This story is 17 times better if you imagine this is the Animal that's bitching  |
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 8, 2015 10:23:15 GMT -5
I've little doubt that Animal wants to be the Ascension's Paul Ellering.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 8, 2015 10:27:18 GMT -5
I've little doubt that Animal wants to be the Ascension's Paul Ellering. at the very least wants to get a payday out of it. Can't blame him for that. |
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 8, 2015 10:34:06 GMT -5
What is with old legends getting offended at this crap? They just said they were better than an old, popular tag team. What in the hell is so bad about this? The usual carny "I'm a vet therefore everybody should bow down to me" philosophy that is usually said by those who aren't currently relevant in the wrestling industry. |
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 8, 2015 10:36:29 GMT -5
Sounds like he's got more of a problem with creative or WWE than the actual performers playing the Ascension.
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DjZonk
Don Corleone
Where's my cat?
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Post by DjZonk on Jan 8, 2015 11:12:02 GMT -5
I miss Hawk.
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 8, 2015 11:15:13 GMT -5
Sounds like he's got more of a problem with creative or WWE than the actual performers playing the Ascension. I somehow doubt that The Ascension would've said that line if they weren't told to say it. |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 8, 2015 11:16:52 GMT -5
Go blow it out your nose, Animal.
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