WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN

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WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 7:12:50 GMT -5 via mobile mcstoklasa, CATCH_US IS the Conversation, and 3 more like this

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The Dicks

The Dudebusters

The tag team of Snitsky and Tyson Tomko

The tag team of Johnny Curtis and Michael McGillicutty

Former FCW tag team champions Brad Maddox and Rick "Definitely Not Viktor" Victor

Okay, your turn.

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Allie Kitsune Crow T. Robot Always Feelin' Foxy. Celestial Princess in Exile. Posts: 46,109	WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 7:49:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 13, 2015 7:49:07 GMT -5 "We're better than Furnas & LaFon! We're better than Tekno Team 2000! We're even better than Southern Justice!" ...I was going to end with Well Dunn, but someone already got to them first.
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Cvslfc123 Hank Scorpio Posts: 5,468	WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 7:51:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 13, 2015 7:51:33 GMT -5 We're better than the Teacher's Pets, Jesse and Festus and Billy and Chuck.
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Allie Kitsune Crow T. Robot Always Feelin' Foxy. Celestial Princess in Exile. Posts: 46,109	WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 8:05:28 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 13, 2015 8:05:28 GMT -5 "We're better than the Headshrinkers! We're better than the Headbangers! We're better than Head Cheese!"
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The Sam El Dandy The Brainiest Sam of all Posts: 8,423	WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 8:11:15 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sam on Jan 13, 2015 8:11:15 GMT -5 We're better than Demolition, not Ax and Smash, Smash and Crush...brah.
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Allie Kitsune Crow T. Robot Always Feelin' Foxy. Celestial Princess in Exile. Posts: 46,109	WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 8:16:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 13, 2015 8:16:16 GMT -5 "We're better than the Heart Throbs! We're better than the Major Brothers! We're better than KroniK!!!"
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WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 8:29:24 GMT -5

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Jan 13, 2015 8:16:16 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

"We're better than the Heart Throbs! We're better than the Major Brothers! We're better than KroniK!!!"

Whew, thank God someone finally got that one.

I was going to put them and The Gymini in the OP, but I didn't want to take all the good ones.

Anyway, The Ascension is also better than:

Michael McGillicutty and Husky Harris
Michael McGillicutty and David Otunga
Michael McGillicutty and Bo Dallas
Michael McGillicutty and Derrick Bateman
Basically anything Curtis Axel or Michael McGillicutty ever did aside from maybe some of those marginally funny videos and segments with Ryback.

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WE ARE THE ASCENSION, AND WE'RE BETTER THAN Jan 13, 2015 8:36:56 GMT -5 DSR, edgestar, and 5 more like this

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Jan 13, 2015 8:05:28 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

"We're better than the Headshrinkers! We're better than the Headbangers! We're better than Head Cheese!"

Woah woah woah. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

No one is better than Head Cheese.

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