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Post by tigermask on Jun 22, 2006 21:02:22 GMT -5
I happen to look at your list and ponder why Independence Day, Sin City and Minority Report is listed in a thread describing the favorite parts in horrible movies... mind giving me insight on why they're bad? Different strokes for different folks, friend.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 22, 2006 21:02:43 GMT -5
I happen to look at your list and ponder why Independence Day, Sin City and Minority Report is listed in a thread describing the favorite parts in horrible movies... mind giving me insight on why they're bad? They are all awful, derivitive movies, which has little coherence, rely on gimmicks and CGI to mask a thin, shallow plot, and are marked by flawed, inconsistent internal logic, which condescends to the viewer, topped off with crappy overacting or non acting. Minority Report is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. A slap in the face of anyone who wasted their time on it.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jun 22, 2006 21:04:08 GMT -5
I love Minority Report.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 22, 2006 21:05:26 GMT -5
I liked Majority File better.
Yeah, that was lame. Sorry.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 22, 2006 21:06:35 GMT -5
As did I, DiG. It had robot cockroaches...or something.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 22, 2006 21:11:51 GMT -5
You're not a healthy man.
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Post by Dragonfly on Jun 22, 2006 21:16:22 GMT -5
The entire "Scottish tailor" scene in "Highlander 2." Three minutes of brilliance surrounded by 117 minutes of one of the worst pieces of filmmaking that I have ever seen.
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Post by TripleMerc on Jun 23, 2006 0:35:43 GMT -5
The Croc Hunter movie:
The ending credits
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 23, 2006 0:46:19 GMT -5
I watched an old horror flick from the 70's called "The Night God Screamed". Very bad, but had a good line near the beginning where the preacher says "The law of Nature is 'Survive'... The law of Man is 'Obey'... but the law of God is 'Love'." (or words to that effect... I haven't seen it in a while).
Jackie Chan's "Heart of Dragon" is a long, boring, over-wrought drama about a cop trying to care for his handicapped brother (played by Sammo Hung) that ends with a 20 minute fight scene that almost saves the movie. Almost.
I've said this one before... The opening scene of "Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday".
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Post by jfbop37 on Jun 23, 2006 0:54:04 GMT -5
Blues Brothers 2000:
The Louisana Gator Boys playing against the Blues Brothers in a "battle of the bands." The Louisiana Gator Boys are/were:
* B. B. King - vocals and guitar * Jeff "Skunk" Baxter - guitar * Gary U.S. Bonds - vocals * Eric Clapton - vocals and guitar * Clarence Clemons - vocals, tenor saxophone and tambourine * Jack DeJohnette - drums * Bo Diddley - vocals and guitar * Jon Faddis - trumpet * Isaac Hayes - vocals * Dr. John - vocals and piano * Tommy McDonnell - vocals * Charlie Musselwhite - vocals and harmonica * Billy Preston - vocals and synthesizer (died 2006) * Lou Rawls - vocals (died 2006) * Joshua Redman - tenor saxophone * Paul Shaffer - director and vocals * Koko Taylor - vocals * Travis Tritt - vocals and guitar * Jimmie Vaughan - vocals and guitar * Grover Washington, Jr. - baritone saxophone (died 1999) * Willie Weeks - bass guitar * Steve Winwood - vocals and organ
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 23, 2006 1:12:04 GMT -5
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
When he's training with the ninjas and says "No matter I say, don't stop hitting me." and the ninjas just beat the holy shit out of him as screams for them to stop.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 23, 2006 4:57:36 GMT -5
The whole of Turkey Shoot/Blood Camp Thatcher.
My all time favourite rubbish, but oh-so-entertaining film.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 23, 2006 7:50:34 GMT -5
I like the scene in Anaconda, when Ice Cube is fighting the snake, then he gets knocked into the wall, and the radio comes on and starts blasting Mack-10. Simply awesome.
Jurassic Park, when the guy in the port-o-potty gets eaten while still on the can.
Deep Blue Sea, when Sam gets eaten by the f***in' shark!
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Post by erisi236 on Jun 23, 2006 8:00:30 GMT -5
you gotta love it when in Jaws 3D the shark explodes and it's teeth come at you ;D
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 23, 2006 10:30:57 GMT -5
you gotta love it when in Jaws 3D the shark explodes and it's teeth come at you ;D HOLY S**T, I forgot how awesome that scene was!
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erisi236
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Post by erisi236 on Jun 23, 2006 10:36:11 GMT -5
another one that I just thought of, in Robocop 3, which is like the 3rd or 4th worst movie ever made, one of the bad guys asks another for light for his cigarette and Robocop interjects with "Allow me scumbag." and whips out a flamethrower, it's just the funniest thing ever ;D
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Post by Cyberwoo on Jun 23, 2006 11:22:00 GMT -5
I happen to look at your list and ponder why Independence Day, Sin City and Minority Report is listed in a thread describing the favorite parts in horrible movies... mind giving me insight on why they're bad? They are all awful, derivitive movies, which has little coherence, rely on gimmicks and CGI to mask a thin, shallow plot, and are marked by flawed, inconsistent internal logic, which condescends to the viewer, topped off with crappy overacting or non acting. I never saw Minority Report, and I liked Sin City, but I agree with that assessment for Independence Day, 100%, and I would like to add X-Men 3 and the Day after Tomorrow to that list. Poop on film, thats what they were (IMO).
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 23, 2006 15:03:28 GMT -5
Dungeons & Dragons: The battle in the end with wizards and dragons and more dragons, or something. I remember that the dragons shot fireballs that looked like proton torpedos, which is pretty much the only thing I remember about the whole film. That movie pissed me off royally because they put out that piece of crap when they owned the rights to the Dragonlance series, which would make for some awesome movies. BTW, you are correct about that Godzilla dropkick. My pick is some God-awful Sci-Fi Network crocodile movie. The only good part was so bad that it was hilarious. The movie's top bimbo had a poodle that had jumped out of her arms and landed on a log. Only, the log was the giant crocodile! The dog was on it's snout, so it flipped the dog into the air and caught it in it's mouth like popcorn. It was a true MST3K moment.
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Post by mysterydriver on Jun 23, 2006 15:09:04 GMT -5
Cool, people like the thread...
My favorite "Anaconda" scene is the backwards waterfall. That is when you know the budget was spent on getting actors...or atleast people the audience will recognize.
"Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhatten" One person sees Jason in an alley and takes off running. Jason starts walking after them. They duck into a house to hide. Probably FIVE seconds later they are hurled through a window by Jason, who watches them fall. Jason must be able to fly offscreen...and read minds.
Runner-up: (tie) The Punk Chick who gets an eletric guitar "Kabong of Death" from Jason. The Boxer who pounds on Jason then says "Take your best shot. Jason then proceeds to knock his head off.
Vampires: The Turning A movie about an American kickboxer in Thailand whose girlfriend is kiddnapped by vampires, so he must join forces with good vampires to rescue her. Read that again.
Favorite scene: The main character, Kickboxer Kid, has a brilliant plan to get his girlfriend back. He finds out where the pack of vampires are (He knows they are vampires too) and just WALKS IN.
Runner-Up: Kickboxer Kid takes his girlfriend to a fight. Blood splashes from one fighter onto his girlfriends dress. Kickboxer Kid cannot understand why his girlfriend is angry about going to the fight.
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erisi236
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Post by erisi236 on Jun 23, 2006 15:15:09 GMT -5
I always thought the best part of Jason Takes a Cruise Manhatten was whille Jason was walking on the street he smashes some punks radio, they get pissed and hell at him, and Jason just turns around and shows them his face causeing the punks to run away, funny stuff
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