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Post by Virt McGirt on Jun 23, 2006 15:54:10 GMT -5
Ever saw The Other Sister? I saw it last year flipping through. I thought it would be like a crazy stepsister who everyone believes is not evil you know like the Good Son. Or atleast about a black wedding. Turns out its about a mentally handicapped girl. Well my fav scene is when the girls equally mentally challenged boyfriend tells everyone at her sisters wedding reception how good sex with her was. Juliette Lewis plays it all crazy jumping screaming heheheh, I remember Howard Stern had a song parody using the quote, "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" mixed in with "The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin"
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Post by nisi on Jun 23, 2006 18:01:37 GMT -5
Since people are descending to monster movies and kung fu flicks, I thought of two more: It's 500 years in the future, and naturally Jason Vorhees is killing up a storm on a space ship in a galaxy far far away. This film is so over the top that it even includes a decapitated lifelike android, but my single favorite scene has to be when they recreate Jason's original 1970's summer camp, and he kills two flirty bimbos in sleepingbags by beating them to death...with each other's sleeping bag. This movie is sort of a B list Karate Kid knock off, where the intrepid hero goes East to learn the secrets that will help him win the karate contest and get admitted to an Ivy league college, although shaving his head seems to be decisive and gives him super powers. The catalyst for this Zen adventure is a hilarious ass-whupping in which the hero actually gets pantsed at the end of the match and has to run out of the arena in his tighty-whiteys (I see this happening in ECW within a month).
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 23, 2006 18:04:54 GMT -5
my single favorite scene has to be when they recreate Jason's original 1970's summer camp, and he kills two flirty bimbos in sleepingbags by beating them to death...with each other's sleeping bag. That is one of the single greatest film scenes of all time.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 23, 2006 18:16:06 GMT -5
Since people are descending to monster movies and kung fu flicks, I thought of two more: It's 500 years in the future, and naturally Jason Vorhees is killing up a storm on a space ship in a galaxy far far away. This film is so over the top that it even includes a decapitated lifelike android, but my single favorite scene has to be when they recreate Jason's original 1970's summer camp, and he kills two flirty bimbos in sleepingbags by beating them to death...with each other's sleeping bag. How bout the part where he cryogenically freezes the hot nurse's head, and then just SMASHES her face on the bead? That looked kinda cool.
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 23, 2006 18:23:53 GMT -5
Since people are descending to monster movies and kung fu flicks, I thought of two more: It's 500 years in the future, and naturally Jason Vorhees is killing up a storm on a space ship in a galaxy far far away. This film is so over the top that it even includes a decapitated lifelike android, but my single favorite scene has to be when they recreate Jason's original 1970's summer camp, and he kills two flirty bimbos in sleepingbags by beating them to death...with each other's sleeping bag. How bout the part where he cryogenically freezes the hot nurse's head, and then just SMASHES her face on the bead? That looked kinda cool. Jason X, possibly my all time fave, "Absolutely crap, but cool" film.
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Post by Doomrider on Jun 23, 2006 18:33:18 GMT -5
I'd put Jason X above Minority Report and ID4...had some GREAT violence scenes.
My Favorite Parts of Horrible Movies:
Jack Frost (the horror flick, not the Michael Keaton one): Snowman rapes Shannon Elizabeth in the shower
Skinned Deep: Warwick Davis is...Plates...a small midget in all white that...throws plates
Pulp Fiction: Sammy J's "Foot massage" theory
King Kong (remake): The cameo of the Sumatran rat monkey cage from Dead Alive/Braindead
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Post by The Raven on Jun 23, 2006 21:11:06 GMT -5
Return of the Living Dead III: Either Riverman as a whole or that one dude who got Sub Zero fatalityed by getting his spine riped out by Julie (I think that was her name) and he came back as a zombie spine thingy
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 23, 2006 22:07:20 GMT -5
Blade 3: The emo goth punks getting their asses handed to them by the real King of Vampires, Dracula.
Runner Up: Seeing Triple H die by Hannibal King's hands.
Jurassic Park 3: The scene where the kid who stole the egg does the rescue, but gets (supposedly) killed when the Pterydactyls get his ass.
Black Mask II: City of Masks: The wrestling scenes. I'm such a mark. ;D
Rollerball(Remake)- The Paul E appearances. See above.
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Post by mysterydriver on Jun 24, 2006 10:20:39 GMT -5
Black Mask II! RVD was the only reason I watched that thing.
Bats-- The end. No not the credits. I guess this might be a spoiler... After the bats have been frozen and the cave blown up there is a scene where one bat is clawing and pulling itself out of a hole! "Oh no! Sequel alert!" is the reaction, right before a car with the heroes in it runs it over. Nice jest at the "It isn't over" ending.
Runner-up:Lou Diamond Phillips's character hides under a car from the massive amount of bats flying around. He pulls out his gun and picks off six bats....with EASE! I mean, these things are flying at a speed I can only describe as "Wicked Fast" and he just calmly aims and shoots six of them!
Bronze Metal: Crazy Scientist Guy (Not that you see any of those in movies...) believes he can control the bats. He finds out that he can't.
The Dentist II-- <<More spoilers.>> At the end a woman fires a nail gun at the insane dentist (Played by Corbin Bersen). After a scene at a party where the dentist (unseen to the audience) walks through and freaks everyone out, they cut to someone finding the woman and her asking where the dentist is. Cut to the best part of the movie: Corbin sits driving his get-away car with opera music playing and his head covered with nails. He laughes hysterically as he pulls out the nails. It was hilarious to me...
Runner-up: The nasty Dentist torturing! Daggone! It looks so real when he grinds a tooth down to the gum and whatever else he did. DAGGONE!
Broze Metal: Clint Howard as the "I remember every face I have ever seen!" traveling saleman who remembers Corbin at a bad time...WHEN IN THE CHAIR! Dun Dun Dunnnn!
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