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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 18:09:13 GMT -5
maybe he was just trying to eat the animals whole and they got caught in his fat rolls in comically compromising positions.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 21, 2015 18:09:15 GMT -5
Just casually surfing the web huh?
I mean yeah, the rest of the story is horrible too, but that part made me chuckle as well. Also the phrasing of the husband and goat 'having' sex; as if the goat had a say in the matter.
Edit: Whoops, I didn't notice she saw it in the browser history. I fail at literacy. And I'm a novelist, figure that one out.
Edit 2: I wasn't aware interspecies erotica was kosher (insert pun here) on Youtube.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 21, 2015 18:10:19 GMT -5
This is the greatest thread title ever.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 18:13:37 GMT -5
That a mug shot of a man who loves to f*** goats and eat big macs. AND HE'S ALLLL OUTTA BIG MACS! Dammit, I told myself I wouldn't joke about this, it's so sad.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 21, 2015 18:20:43 GMT -5
Goat, turkey, lamb..
That's one depraved Old Mcdonald song.
E-I-E-I-O No!
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 21, 2015 18:20:55 GMT -5
"What's your sign? Capricorn, ain'tcha?" Just casually surfing the web huh? I mean yeah, the rest of the story is horrible too, but that part made me chuckle as well. Also the phrasing of the husband and goat 'having' sex; as if the goat had a say in the matter. Edit: Whoops, I didn't notice she saw it in the browser history. I fail at literacy. And I'm a novelist, figure that one out. Edit 2: I wasn't aware interspecies erotica was kosher (insert pun here) on Youtube. It probably isn't, but no one flagged it, I guess. Maybe it had a misleading title or something.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 21, 2015 18:20:58 GMT -5
Ok, how in the hell do you fornicate a turkey???
Did the turkey birth his offspring?
Suckas gots to know...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 21, 2015 18:22:10 GMT -5
Ok, how in the hell do you fornicate a turkey??? Did the turkey birth his offspring? Suckas gots to know... Something something baster.. I'm so sorry.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 21, 2015 18:23:02 GMT -5
"What's your sign? Capricorn, ain'tcha?" Just casually surfing the web huh? I mean yeah, the rest of the story is horrible too, but that part made me chuckle as well. Also the phrasing of the husband and goat 'having' sex; as if the goat had a say in the matter. Edit: Whoops, I didn't notice she saw it in the browser history. I fail at literacy. And I'm a novelist, figure that one out. Edit 2: I wasn't aware interspecies erotica was kosher (insert pun here) on Youtube. It probably isn't, but no one flagged it, I guess. Maybe it had a misleading title or something. Animal husbandry.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 21, 2015 18:27:02 GMT -5
Ok, how in the hell do you fornicate a turkey??? Did the turkey birth his offspring? Suckas gots to know... Stick it out there and let them gobble gobble it up.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 18:29:29 GMT -5
That dude looks like Krang's body suit thing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 18:41:38 GMT -5
Goat, turkey, lamb.. That's one depraved Old Mcdonald song. E-I-E-I-O No!Aw, dammit! You just ruined my favorite Team Galaxy episode. Anyway... how the f*** did this guy f*** a turkey? I've seen that infamous Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Rowe gets covered in turkey crap when he had to artificially inseminate them because they were too fat to breed. I'm more scared for the turkey than the goat.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 21, 2015 18:51:50 GMT -5
Well not only is the guy a goat f***er but a dumbarse goat f***er to boot because why on gods green earth would he upload it onto bloody youtube.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 21, 2015 18:55:26 GMT -5
So I assume they're going to get divorced over this. Which brings up the obvious question, who is gonna get custody of the kids?
"Helpless to this phenomenon"? It's not like they're dealing with bootleggers and mobsters in the south side of Chicago during prohibition. They're dealing with a bunch of animal f***ers!
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 21, 2015 18:59:04 GMT -5
Well not only is the guy a goat f***er but a dumbarse goat f***er to boot because why on gods green earth would he upload it onto bloody youtube. To swipe a phrase from my dad, he's not f****** goats because he dropped out of Harvard Medical.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jan 21, 2015 19:02:14 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 21, 2015 19:14:00 GMT -5
Well not only is the guy a goat f***er but a dumbarse goat f***er to boot because why on gods green earth would he upload it onto bloody youtube. To swipe a phrase from my dad, he's not f****** goats because he dropped out of Harvard Medical. Well its obvious that someone who f***s a goat is royally f***ed in the dome but one would figure that they would still have enough gray matter left enough to realize that it is best to keep this shit between them and the goat.
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Post by Chip Chipperson on Jan 21, 2015 19:32:23 GMT -5
I feel terrible for the goat because it would probably be quite painful to have sex with a human being. I saw a documentary about people who openly had sex with animals and I believe the phenomenon itself was called "Going Zoo". Zoo being short for zoophile of course.
Never understood it though. I'm a huge animal lover and like almost all animals but the thought of sex with one just makes me feel ill. This guy has a wife and she likely isn't a stunner but wouldn't you rather have sex with your wife instead of putting it in a goat?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 21, 2015 19:40:33 GMT -5
This man wasn't kidding around
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 19:49:21 GMT -5
No word on if Brie Bella is also seeking a divorce.
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