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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Jan 21, 2015 20:23:52 GMT -5
That goat is adorable. I want to give it a hug and tell it nobody will hurt it ever again  |
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Evil Homer
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I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 21, 2015 21:34:01 GMT -5
I was aquainted with someone who grew up in south asia , we were drinking together ( large group of guys ) he gets hammered and admits he hasnnt has sex in a year . & how he used to have sex with goats back home and it felt better than with a person, and something like that would get him in a lot of trouble in the US
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 2:12:22 GMT -5
Goat or no, it's amazing to me that this guy actually found a woman willing to marry him, and the relationship is ending because HE cheated.
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 22, 2015 3:14:41 GMT -5
Goat or no, it's amazing to me that this guy actually found a woman willing to marry him, and the relationship is ending because HE cheated. It's the woman's own fault though- she shouldn't have assumed the acronym when he put "Madonna, the GOAT" on his "freebie list". |
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Post by fortknox on Jan 22, 2015 7:33:42 GMT -5
Donkey Lips of Salute your Shorts fame had a hard life after the show ended. Just so you know he became a rapper or tired to anyways, true story. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 7:40:51 GMT -5
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 22, 2015 9:29:35 GMT -5
Donkey Lips of Salute your Shorts fame had a hard life after the show ended. Just so you know he became a rapper or tired to anyways, true story. I believe that. If you're willing to believe my hypothesis that the fat goatf****** is coin flip parallel dimension donkey lips. |
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Post by Regal Stretch on Jan 22, 2015 9:53:52 GMT -5
You have goat to be kidding me??
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jan 22, 2015 18:04:03 GMT -5
"What's your sign? Capricorn, ain'tcha?" Just casually surfing the web huh? I mean yeah, the rest of the story is horrible too, but that part made me chuckle as well. Also the phrasing of the husband and goat 'having' sex; as if the goat had a say in the matter. Edit: Whoops, I didn't notice she saw it in the browser history. I fail at literacy. And I'm a novelist, figure that one out. Edit 2: I wasn't aware interspecies erotica was kosher (insert pun here) on Youtube. It probably isn't, but no one flagged it, I guess. Maybe it had a misleading title or something. You'll be surprised how many videos don't get flagged simply because they don't get found. I can't tell you how many times I strolled across YouTube videos with like five hits just because the title wasn't the sort of thing you could just punch into Google. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 22, 2015 19:00:52 GMT -5
I was aquainted with someone who grew up in south asia , we were drinking together ( large group of guys ) he gets hammered and admits he hasnnt has sex in a year . & how he used to have sex with goats back home and it felt better than with a person, and something like that would get him in a lot of trouble in the US  |
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jan 22, 2015 19:12:51 GMT -5
That's a mug shot of a man who loves to f*** goats and eat big macs. America! F-Yeah! |
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 23, 2015 20:02:18 GMT -5
Goat or no, it's amazing to me that this guy actually found a woman willing to marry him, and the relationship is ending because HE cheated. Plus the guy's so big it looks like he has his own area code... |
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Post by fw91 on Jan 23, 2015 20:04:53 GMT -5
OMG it's Stevie Nicks! That bastard
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 23, 2015 23:52:50 GMT -5
That goat is adorable. I want to give it a hug and tell it nobody will hurt it ever again But wouldn't that make you a liar? Y'know, after you rape it? |
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What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Jan 24, 2015 0:00:18 GMT -5
I wonder if sex with a goat is the greatest of all time?
Bah, that was terrible.
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Post by 67 more on Jan 24, 2015 4:38:12 GMT -5
.....god damn it, Ghidorah.
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 24, 2015 6:48:26 GMT -5
I raped a goat I liked it
I sticked it in and it fit
I raped a goat just to try it
I hope animal rights won't mind it
And it felt so tight, and it felt so right
It doesn't mean I'm a maniac tonight
I raped a goat and I liked it(I liked it)
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, marijuana in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try it on
I'm curious for it
Caught my attention
I raped a goat I liked it
I sticked it in and it fit
I raped a goat just to try it
I hope animal rights won't mind it
And it felt so tight, and it felt so right
It doesn't mean I'm a maniac tonight
I raped a goat and I liked it(I liked it)
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what people normally do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I raped a goat I liked it
I sticked it in and it fit
I raped a goat just to try it
I hope animal rights won't mind it
And it felt so tight, and it felt so right
It doesn't mean I'm a maniac tonight
I raped a goat and I liked it(I liked it)
Earth's creature's are so magical
Soft fur, four legs, so majestic
Hard to resist, so fantastic
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal
It's mother nature's friends
I raped a goat I liked it
I sticked it in and it fit
I raped a goat just to try it
I hope animal rights won't mind it
And it felt so tight, and it felt so right
It doesn't mean I'm a maniac tonight
I raped a goat and I liked it(I liked it)
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