MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
Posts: 8,577
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Post by MasonK565 on Jan 21, 2015 15:26:56 GMT -5
Obama is coming to KU tomorrow to give a speech. I was one of the 200 student leaders on campus chosen to be on stage with him as he speaks.
If I get the chance to talk to him, I will ask him a question that FAN wants me to ask. What should I ask? My girlfriend said for me to ask if aliens exist.
EDIT: Please don't say anything to get this locked. Make this a funny, and positive thread.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 21, 2015 15:30:15 GMT -5
How big is Batista's Dick?
*not Big Dave, just assume there's some random suit in the White House with the same surname.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
Posts: 10,990
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Post by Sparkybob on Jan 21, 2015 15:31:48 GMT -5
Why didnt he main event capital punishment.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 21, 2015 15:33:00 GMT -5
Is this statement true or false?
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 15:33:37 GMT -5
I don't think this thread will be standing too long
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jan 21, 2015 15:36:39 GMT -5
Why is Barack Hussein Obummer using our tax dollars are going to fund his Kenyan hippity-hop booty music parties in the White House?
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,193
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 21, 2015 15:37:01 GMT -5
Why do Hot Dogs come in packages of 8 and Hot Dog buns come in packages of 10?
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
Posts: 44,259
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 21, 2015 15:40:00 GMT -5
Can you get us new episodes of Mama's Family?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,290
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 21, 2015 15:40:49 GMT -5
Why isn't Super Bowl Monday a National Holiday
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,960
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Post by chazraps on Jan 21, 2015 15:42:05 GMT -5
Who?
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,960
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Post by chazraps on Jan 21, 2015 15:43:40 GMT -5
The previous post is a conceptual joke about how out of touch people look when they reply to a thread with just the word "who?" I'll gladly answer any questions about this joke at my lecture this Sunday at the Brooklyn Park Ramada Inn.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
Posts: 13,923
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 21, 2015 15:50:45 GMT -5
Gotta represent FAN well so ask if he pees in the shower
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 21, 2015 15:54:00 GMT -5
Ask what the Barack is cookin'.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 21, 2015 15:56:10 GMT -5
Whats your favourite Aerosmith song?
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Post by Stu on Jan 21, 2015 15:57:24 GMT -5
I don't think this thread will be standing too long We are aware this thread exists and are monitoring it. One wrong move and it will be locked.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Jan 21, 2015 16:04:09 GMT -5
What does he do when he's in the middle of a long speech and nature calls?
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 16:07:00 GMT -5
Just ask " John Fox? Really!?" And then prepare for a profanity laced tirade.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
Posts: 23,475
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Post by mizerable on Jan 21, 2015 16:07:16 GMT -5
I don't think this thread will be standing too long We are aware this thread exists and are monitoring it. One wrong move and it will be locked.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 16:07:29 GMT -5
Why was Abraham Lincoln the only President who was a Professional Wrestler?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 21, 2015 16:09:57 GMT -5
Ask him why he didn't mention Roman Reigns at the State of the Union speech.
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