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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 21, 2015 16:13:34 GMT -5
How does one go about getting a job at Warehouse 13? Why do Hot Dogs come in packages of 8 and Hot Dog buns come in packages of 10? The thing is life doesn't always work out according to plan, so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.
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Post by Stu on Jan 21, 2015 16:14:17 GMT -5
And by the way, lately a lot of people have been using the "Not to get political, but ..." line. Well, my friends, if you need to use that line, then you're getting pretty damn political. And I don't mean stupid stuff like "Not to get political, but Roman Reigns is winning the Royal Rumble."
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 21, 2015 16:15:33 GMT -5
Ask him what he thought about Dixie's interview with JR, and if he heard it, how long did it take for him to stop laughing afterwards.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 21, 2015 16:15:37 GMT -5
Can he spearhead legislation to ensure that Roman Reigns looks strong?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 21, 2015 16:18:35 GMT -5
Ask him if he's ever pondered using these phrases...
- "Quite frankly" - "Dis gubmint" - "Best for 'Bama" - "In this very White House" - "And I quote...." - "B+ Congress" - "Baby girl" - "Belee dat" - "Tittymaster" - "Todd"
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 21, 2015 16:24:32 GMT -5
Ask him if he can make Roman Reigns look really, really STRONG in his speech?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 21, 2015 16:25:25 GMT -5
Ask him when he's bringing back the Hostess Ninja Turtles Pudding Pies. I've written him several times about this and I get the impression that he's ignoring me.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 16:27:00 GMT -5
The previous post is a conceptual joke about how out of touch people look when they reply to a thread with just the word "who?" I'll gladly answer any questions about this joke at my lecture this Sunday at the Brooklyn Park Ramada Inn. Where?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 21, 2015 16:27:05 GMT -5
Is Patty Mayonnaise really a lesbian?
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 21, 2015 16:28:49 GMT -5
You need to hold Obama accountable for allowing Christian's first world title to be put up on Smackdown two days after he won it in a grueling ladder match.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 21, 2015 16:31:14 GMT -5
You: "Did Randy Savage have sex with an underage Stephanie McMahon?"
Prez: ".............who the hell is Stephanie McMahon?"
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 21, 2015 16:31:54 GMT -5
Will he sign a law banning any more heel factions in TNA?
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Sicho100
Hank Scorpio
Easily Confused.
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Post by Sicho100 on Jan 21, 2015 16:32:33 GMT -5
I have two potential choices, either,
1) Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
or,
2) Can Billy WhatsHisName afford to pay him to wrestle Ron?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 16:35:22 GMT -5
Ask him who is going to be able to stop Rusev and Lana and ask if he's ever considered endorsing anyone as our nation's official chosen WWE Superstar.
Oh, and dap that man up for "I won them both." That was some Rock-esque improvising.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 21, 2015 16:38:06 GMT -5
Some other possible questions:
"So how many vampires have you killed?"
"How do I reach these kids?"
"Would you be interested in coaching the 49ers in a couple of years?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 16:52:59 GMT -5
Say "It's nice to meet you Todd Bridges"
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jan 21, 2015 16:56:13 GMT -5
Ask him what his favorite Spider-man story was. I heard he is/was a big fan at one time.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 21, 2015 16:57:00 GMT -5
Before: Tell him the teleprompter's broken.....
After: Did Cesaro translate his speech into five languages?
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Post by MC Blowfish on Jan 21, 2015 16:57:56 GMT -5
Ask him where I can get some Tang around here? Then tell him to shut up.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jan 21, 2015 16:58:10 GMT -5
Ask him when he's bringing back the Hostess Ninja Turtles Pudding Pies. I've written him several times about this and I get the impression that he's ignoring me. OH! If we're going on the subject of bringing back foods from the 90's, ask the President to also bring back Crystal Pepsi and Keebler's Magic Middles cookies!!
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