CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Stuck in the Retro Zone
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Post by CH Punk on Jan 27, 2015 0:03:48 GMT -5
YO, BRYAN BETTER BE RIGHT IN SAYING THAT THIS IS THE LAST TIME EVER!
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 27, 2015 0:08:30 GMT -5
They should make the casket only six feet long.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Jan 27, 2015 0:10:01 GMT -5
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 27, 2015 0:13:40 GMT -5
Oh my f***ing god. Why not just make it a Buried Alive match? Then they can literally bury the guy and rub it in our faces.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 27, 2015 0:21:20 GMT -5
Well allow me to polish off this old chestnut I posted back in July:
*If when Daniel Bryan returns we get more of the same instead of finally getting that epic title run*
Stephanie McMahon: You're not fooling anyone, Daniel. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Daniel Bryan: Eat my shorts.
Stephanie McMahon: What was that?
Daniel Bryan: Eat... My... Shorts.
Stephanie McMahon: You just bought yourself another match with Kane.
Daniel Bryan: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Stephanie McMahon: You just bought one more.
Daniel Bryan: Well I'm free the pay-per-view after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Stephanie McMahon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of getting future endeavored you'll face Kane. Are you through?
Daniel Bryan: No.
Stephanie McMahon: I'm doing the WWE Universe a favor.
Daniel Bryan: So?
Stephanie McMahon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?
Daniel Bryan: Yes.
Stephanie McMahon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal!
Brie Bella: Cut it out!
Stephanie McMahon: You through?
Daniel Bryan: Not even close bud!
Stephanie McMahon: Good! You got one more right there!
Daniel Bryan: You really think I give a shit?
Stephanie McMahon: Another! You through?
Daniel Bryan: How many is that?
John Cena: That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Stephanie whether Vickie Guerrero knew that she raided her closet.
Stephanie McMahon: Now it's eight. *To Cena* You stay out of this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 0:25:19 GMT -5
Clearly the line from '1984', "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." was about WWE.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 27, 2015 0:42:16 GMT -5
Please bury Kane alive TIA
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 27, 2015 0:43:34 GMT -5
They should make the casket only six feet long. Didn't work for Bully Ray in TNA. Anderson still managed to find a way to stuff him into a casket sized for a toddler. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 0:45:20 GMT -5
Bryan/Kane is the new Cena/Orton.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jan 27, 2015 0:54:02 GMT -5
Kane I due to win one. An I don't think I'll be able to do anything other than throw my hands up in the air and laugh dejectedly.
Am I being to pessimistic? Or does anyone else think Kane has this? Is WWE really that fxxxing stupid?
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 27, 2015 0:57:31 GMT -5
...I f***ing hate this company so much.
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Post by SinisterMinister on Jan 27, 2015 1:01:26 GMT -5
I am just glad that Daniel Bryan is healthy and can wrestle at all. He is making big money and has a great spot going against Kane. Kane has a reputation for being very safe to work with in the ring, he has a storyline history with Bryan. It makes perfect sense to pair him up with the veteran.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Jan 27, 2015 3:13:20 GMT -5
You think it's stale now, just wait until Big Show interferes, knocks Bryan out and he and Kane stick him in that casket.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 3:16:07 GMT -5
You think it's stale now, just wait until Big Show interferes, knocks Bryan out and he and Kane stick him in that casket. And then proceed to turn on each other out of pure instinct. |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 27, 2015 3:17:33 GMT -5
I want their final match to be at Wrestlemania, with Kane retiring.
But the match doesn't end with a pin.
Or a submission.
Or a countout.
Or a knockout.
It ends in a hug it out.
They rekindle their bromance one last time, and set the authority on fire.
--THE END--
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 27, 2015 3:25:23 GMT -5
Of it is happening, they have to get that young, virile, agile, Adonis of man ready for his Wrestlemania moment. You just cannot have someone like Kane as a complete afterthought like other goat faced nothings.
Probably have Show interfere and Dolph make the save setting up whatever bullshit they will passing off as important for Bryan and Dolph at Wrestlemania. Wondering if they don't try and do some sort of modern version of Steamboat v. Savage, and use them "stealing the show" in 2010 as a set up.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 27, 2015 3:43:25 GMT -5
This had better be the end of the feud. Honestly, last week should have been the end but it wasn't so fine, end it here then.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 27, 2015 3:52:32 GMT -5
If there's one thing I hate, it's people settling longtime scores and acknowledging continuity.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 27, 2015 4:10:13 GMT -5
If there's one thing I hate, it's people settling longtime scores and acknowledging continuity. They already did settle the score: |
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 27, 2015 5:03:32 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan's match at Wrestlemania is going to be a gauntlet match featuring Sheamus, Kane, and Big Show.
Nobody will win the match, but we'll all lose.
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