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Post by metylerca on Jan 27, 2015 21:27:31 GMT -5
PARODY Live from Hartford Connecticut, they're apparently going through with Smackdown tonight. Or not. No, they aren't. But hey! Let's still have fun with a spoiler thread! - Lillian Garcia comes out to a huge pop. |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 27, 2015 21:29:04 GMT -5
Please tell me Brooks is there.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 21:46:08 GMT -5
The New Day are out to face the trio of Rose, Cesaro, and Kidd. Kofi Kingston is pelted with garbage and a loud "KOFI SUCKS!" chant is heard throughout the arena.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 27, 2015 21:47:55 GMT -5
*Out comes Roman Reigns for his first live promo since winning the Royal Rumble. Apparently, the person at the show said the boos were loud he couldn't make out what was said. *
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Post by metylerca on Jan 27, 2015 21:53:47 GMT -5
- Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns v.s. Ascension announced for later tonight.
- Kung-Funaki makes his return next.
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 27, 2015 21:59:03 GMT -5
Please tell me Brooks is there. GODDAMMIT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 27, 2015 21:59:33 GMT -5
Christian has come out with the World Heavyweight Championship for some reason. His opponent is the returning Randy Orton, who gets a huge ovation.
Randy Orton def. Christian to win the World Heavyweight Championship, countering a second rope sunset flip into the RKO, again!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 22:00:01 GMT -5
Please tell me Brooks is there. Dunn was nowhere to be seen |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 27, 2015 22:01:41 GMT -5
*Daniel Bryan came out to a huge ovation from the crowd. He thanked the WWE Universe for always supporting him, and insisted that, while he lost the Royal Rumble, he's on to bigger and better things. Stephanie McMahon came out and spent 30 full minutes calling Bryan a hobgoblin. Not like the Spider-Man villain, but like the MST3K movie. A lot of the audience didn't get the reference, so Stephanie thought repeating it louder would somehow get a laugh. Eventually she told Bryan that his casket match against Kane would become a handicap match, adding Big Show on Kane's side. She also stated that, should Bryan lose the match, he could no longer use the "Yes!" chant ever again, and he would get the new catchphrase "We're all out of toner."
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 27, 2015 22:02:16 GMT -5
Kung Fu Naki defeats Bad News Barrett in a non-title match with a roll-up in 3:00. Barrett destroys Fu Naki after the bell.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Jan 27, 2015 22:04:48 GMT -5
Zack Ryder comes out and picks up a microphone. Ryder cuts an insane Ultimate Warrior-esque promo! Ryder squashes Kane in three minutes, Kane is a bloody mess! Ryder smears Kane's blood across his chest and points at the WrestleMania sign!
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Post by metylerca on Jan 27, 2015 22:05:39 GMT -5
- Christian is backstage fuming after his impromptu title impromptu loss. He requests another match later on tonight.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 27, 2015 22:06:01 GMT -5
To beat TNA at their own game, Smackdown tonight will be in total darkness.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 27, 2015 22:10:01 GMT -5
Paige defeats Summer Rae with Natalya at ringside. After the match, Paige licks Natalya, with Natalya farting at Paige in retaliation.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 27, 2015 22:10:01 GMT -5
- Ascension v.s. Shield 2.0 up next.
- A commercial for the upcoming Nailz documentary on the WWE Network airs.
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Post by ededdneddy on Jan 27, 2015 22:13:28 GMT -5
Announced for later in the night The Usos will defend the tag titles against the returning Dudley Boyz
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 27, 2015 22:15:52 GMT -5
*Out comes Roman Reigns for his first live promo since winning the Royal Rumble. Apparently, the person at the show said the boos were loud he couldn't make out what was said. * Roman told everyone that they were just jealous that he was better looking than them & that his wang was much bigger than theirs... BELEEE DAT!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 22:16:54 GMT -5
-Ascension pick up the victory after the Shield 2.0 are stuck upgrading to 3.0. Damn 56K!
-A nervous Roman Reigns is see pacing back and forth. Suddenly, he receives a box marked POOPY delivered by FedEx (official sponsor of this segment and this segment only.) What could be in the box? WE'LL FIND OUT...NEXT!
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Post by metylerca on Jan 27, 2015 22:29:34 GMT -5
- Randy Orton retains his World Heavyweight Championship against Christian by reversing a corner sunset flip attempt into an RKO for the second time tonight. The crowd pelts the ring with garbage.
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Post by Lancers on Jan 27, 2015 22:33:34 GMT -5
- Ken Patera defeated Jim Brunzell in a bear hug match which was described as 'witnessing the celestial paradox of humanity' and 'shit'.
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