Post by HMARK Center on Jan 28, 2015 17:10:38 GMT -5
Ok, this is incredible.
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Tired of yelling through a metal door, Renee wanders around until she finds John Cena, who is pacing in front of a monitor awaiting the results of the Raw Active poll. The only way you can find out is via giant screen. Cena says The Authority has a butt where they’re face is supposed to be and a face on their butt, so when they poop it comes out of their mouths. He then says they eat the mouth poop, which replenishes their poop reservoir and allows them to keep “spouting the same crap week in and week out.” He calls Kane an “ear fart” (in a pretty obvious breaking of the previously established metaphor) and promises to win tonight.
