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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 30, 2015 9:59:43 GMT -5
I wish we got No-Longer-On-My-TV Kane instead. For me, his (and Big Show's) complete and utter sucking the fun out of everything lately has almost become hilarious to me. Just these two horrible Local Men being horrible jerks.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 30, 2015 10:23:38 GMT -5
I know that people have a lot of dismay for Big Show, but to me Kane just takes the suckiness to a whole new level. He is bar far worse in terms of putting together a match and overall just has nothing left in the tank. Kane really worked best when he was an unstoppable monster, but he's only had 2 runs where this was the case and generally speaking he was far more motivated 12 years ago. I liked his run with Hell No, but that was more of the dynamic of a good tag team over anything he personally did, but admittedly his back story did help. But overall, there hasn't been a more consistently skippable wrestler for me than Kane. His runs between 2004 and 2011 were really f***ing embarrassing, especially the more attire he seemed to get rid of. And ever since he turned heel after his feud with Wyatt has been the same thing. The guy is constantly regarded as this "monster" who enjoys pain and inflicting it. It's nothing but meaningless words in their part because I know what the result will be and where Kane will be afterward.
At least Big Show's booking hasn't been booked as much as a f***ing joke. Yeah, he cries and dresses up and turns heel every 15 minutes, but at least it seems like a real character, not some f***ing douchebag who recites lines about torturing his opponent.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 30, 2015 11:25:21 GMT -5
Can't we get Kurly Kane back? Or testicle-electrocuting Kane?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 30, 2015 11:34:26 GMT -5
Corporate Kane has got to be the biggest misuse of a semi-amusing idea I've ever seen. I mean Kane, the big deminic monster in a corporate setting... how does that not have goofy skits of him doing things at the WWE offices blowing up printers when they jam and stuff Instead Kane just walks out in black slacks... and that's really it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 11:37:26 GMT -5
He can revert back to Demon Kane but I still want him to keep his desk job.
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Post by bigjohnsons on Jan 30, 2015 11:40:48 GMT -5
sorta off subject but I'll never forget when he first unmasked
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2015 11:41:40 GMT -5
He can revert back to Demon Kane but I still want him to keep his desk job. "Hey Kane, can you destroy these outdated documents?" "No problem, Paul." [Puts them in garbage can] [Sets them on fire with weird Kane magic] [Shakes his head, takes a sip of coffee and gets back to typing at his computer]
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Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 30, 2015 11:44:47 GMT -5
Burning his corporate clothes in a trash-can is the only way to salvage anything from this mess.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 30, 2015 11:46:05 GMT -5
"Hey Kane, can you destroy these outdated documents?" "No problem, Paul." [Puts them in garbage can] [Sets them on fire with weird Kane magic] [Shakes his head, takes a sip of coffee and gets back to typing at his computer] But Kane HATES coffee.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2015 11:48:21 GMT -5
"Hey Kane, can you destroy these outdated documents?" "No problem, Paul." [Puts them in garbage can] [Sets them on fire with weird Kane magic] [Shakes his head, takes a sip of coffee and gets back to typing at his computer] But Kane HATES coffee. The hate fuels him into working a full shift. He embraced it.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 30, 2015 12:29:25 GMT -5
It's kinda sad. Prior to losing his mask in 2003(? Memories not so good), I was a huge Kane mark. And when he returned with the mask a few years ago, I loved it. But now... I just have no idea how to make him fresh and interesting. I guess, at the very least, if Kane's going to be around, better slasher movie monster masked Kane than boring, generic bald guy Kane.
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Post by haze88 on Jan 30, 2015 17:50:39 GMT -5
Corporate Kane has got to be the biggest misuse of a semi-amusing idea I've ever seen. I mean Kane, the big deminic monster in a corporate setting... how does that not have goofy skits of him doing things at the WWE offices blowing up printers when they jam and stuff Instead Kane just walks out in black slacks... and that's really it. I'd love to see this. Why did this never happen?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 30, 2015 18:59:54 GMT -5
Maybe he can go back to being Koncessions Kane or barring that comes back as Kardashian Kane and just posts selfies of his giant butt
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 30, 2015 21:49:30 GMT -5
I know that people have a lot of dismay for Big Show, but to me Kane just takes the suckiness to a whole new level. He is bar far worse in terms of putting together a match and overall just has nothing left in the tank. Kane really worked best when he was an unstoppable monster, but he's only had 2 runs where this was the case and generally speaking he was far more motivated 12 years ago. I liked his run with Hell No, but that was more of the dynamic of a good tag team over anything he personally did, but admittedly his back story did help. But overall, there hasn't been a more consistently skippable wrestler for me than Kane. His runs between 2004 and 2011 were really f***ing embarrassing, especially the more attire he seemed to get rid of. And ever since he turned heel after his feud with Wyatt has been the same thing. The guy is constantly regarded as this "monster" who enjoys pain and inflicting it. It's nothing but meaningless words in their part because I know what the result will be and where Kane will be afterward. At least Big Show's booking hasn't been booked as much as a f***ing joke. Yeah, he cries and dresses up and turns heel every 15 minutes, but at least it seems like a real character, not some f***ing douchebag who recites lines about torturing his opponent. Reciting lines about torturing his opponent is one of the few things I actually love about Kane.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 30, 2015 23:20:18 GMT -5
If so, keep him away from Bryan. That feud is done and no one gives a f*** anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 23:51:00 GMT -5
I'd much rather have Damien Kane.
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Post by King Devitt on Jan 31, 2015 6:25:03 GMT -5
I know that people have a lot of dismay for Big Show, but to me Kane just takes the suckiness to a whole new level. He is bar far worse in terms of putting together a match and overall just has nothing left in the tank. Kane really worked best when he was an unstoppable monster, but he's only had 2 runs where this was the case and generally speaking he was far more motivated 12 years ago. I liked his run with Hell No, but that was more of the dynamic of a good tag team over anything he personally did, but admittedly his back story did help. But overall, there hasn't been a more consistently skippable wrestler for me than Kane. His runs between 2004 and 2011 were really f***ing embarrassing, especially the more attire he seemed to get rid of. And ever since he turned heel after his feud with Wyatt has been the same thing. The guy is constantly regarded as this "monster" who enjoys pain and inflicting it. It's nothing but meaningless words in their part because I know what the result will be and where Kane will be afterward. At least Big Show's booking hasn't been booked as much as a f***ing joke. Yeah, he cries and dresses up and turns heel every 15 minutes, but at least it seems like a real character, not some f***ing douchebag who recites lines about torturing his opponent. Reciting lines about torturing his opponent is one of the few things I actually love about Kane. Imagine how empty the world would be without Kane talking about Eviscerating someone.... *cue plastic bag scene from American Beauty*
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