BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 29, 2015 22:34:07 GMT -5
I mean what other purpose is there to have Corporate Kane lose a casket match?
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RIHT
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Post by RIHT on Jan 29, 2015 22:40:47 GMT -5
Well, they never mentioned Nexus burying Undertaker alive again, so maybe this will be like that.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 29, 2015 22:42:21 GMT -5
Good. At least he'll look like how they want to keep presenting him as opposed to being Mr. Dad Haircut in plain black slacks.
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kevin
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Post by kevin on Jan 29, 2015 22:43:42 GMT -5
He should become a full time GM.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jan 29, 2015 22:45:31 GMT -5
How about he comes back as Kanadian Kane. He wears all denim, makes Corner Gas references, and talks about how Crash Test Dummies weren't truly just a one hit wonder.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 29, 2015 22:46:14 GMT -5
It's symbolic.
Kane symbolically is now dead. But he's not going away, he just needs to be reborn. And what do you need for birth?
Kane is gonna return as The Semen Kane
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 29, 2015 22:46:23 GMT -5
How about he comes back as Kanadian Kane. He wears all denim, makes Corner Gas references, and talks about how Crash Test Dummies weren't truly just a one hit wonder. Roman Reigns never made much money, Superman Punching Solomon Grundy |
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Post by Starshine on Jan 29, 2015 22:47:25 GMT -5
FFS.
I'd rather they go with Invisible Kane.
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Post by saintpat on Jan 29, 2015 22:51:55 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan has never defeated the DEMON KANE in a casket match.
Book it for WM!!!
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Post by nm on Jan 29, 2015 22:54:07 GMT -5
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 29, 2015 23:10:39 GMT -5
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 29, 2015 23:14:42 GMT -5
Kane's tripping over Orton's leg like Samoa Joe's been tripping over bad booking in TNA for years. |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 29, 2015 23:21:25 GMT -5
It's symbolic. Kane symbolically is now dead. But he's not going away, he just needs to be reborn. And what do you need for birth? Kane is gonna return as The Semen Kane So, the commercial for the first Raw of 2016 will have New Year's Baby Kane??? (I feel the shame after typing that  ) |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 30, 2015 0:24:25 GMT -5
How about he comes back as Kanadian Kane. He wears all denim, makes Corner Gas references, and talks about how Crash Test Dummies weren't truly just a one hit wonder. Or the deliciously terrorifying Kandy Kane. Look out for his deadly finisher, the spear-a-mint! |
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jan 30, 2015 1:09:33 GMT -5
How about he comes back as Kanadian Kane. He wears all denim, makes Corner Gas references, and talks about how Crash Test Dummies weren't truly just a one hit wonder. They've been building this up for years. Why else would Kane have hired Finger Eleven, a band from Canada, when there were so many rock bands just as bland and generic from the good ol' US of A?! That being said, the Canadian tradition I'd most like to see Kane add to his character in 2015 is collecting EI cheques. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 3:05:19 GMT -5
How about he comes back as Kanadian Kane. He wears all denim, makes Corner Gas references, and talks about how Crash Test Dummies weren't truly just a one hit wonder. His finisher is knocking people out with a bottle of maple syrup. |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 30, 2015 3:33:05 GMT -5
How about he comes back as Kanadian Kane. He wears all denim, makes Corner Gas references, and talks about how Crash Test Dummies weren't truly just a one hit wonder. Roman Reigns never made much money, Superman Punching Solomon Grundy Who put Kane in the casket? You did, baby, you did. Who put the Yes in the Yes Movement? You did, baby, you did |
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jan 30, 2015 4:14:09 GMT -5
Malibu Kane? Safari Kane? Scuba Kane?
Are we getting Scuba Kane?
I hope we're getting Scuba Kane.
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Post by Hiryu on Jan 30, 2015 9:29:23 GMT -5
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Raw from now on.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 30, 2015 9:52:17 GMT -5
I wish we got No-Longer-On-My-TV Kane instead.
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