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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 30, 2015 14:32:03 GMT -5
Poor fella. How about we try to boost his morale.
1. He looks like Jason Mamoa.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 30, 2015 14:36:38 GMT -5
2. Look at it this way. He can only get better at giving interviews.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 30, 2015 14:36:50 GMT -5
3. He wears a vest.
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 30, 2015 14:36:54 GMT -5
2 awesome hair!
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Post by gr1990 on Jan 30, 2015 15:01:38 GMT -5
5. At least his wife and daughter love him (presumably)
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Post by Crimson on Jan 30, 2015 15:08:58 GMT -5
6. I'm jealous of his hair.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 30, 2015 15:18:12 GMT -5
7. The small things, like fist bumps with fans, during his entrance is cool
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Post by Perd on Jan 30, 2015 15:19:46 GMT -5
8. He was in The Shield.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 15:31:51 GMT -5
9. He often has opportunities to hit small children in the face, kick them unconscious, then stomp on their heads but usually chooses not to. It was really just those four times and that was months ago.
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Post by bmfjules on Jan 30, 2015 15:35:09 GMT -5
10. Has great natural charisma *that he never gets to show off*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 15:37:15 GMT -5
11. Manages to keep his cool while people slap him on his shoulders with their nacho cheese hands as he's coming down the stairs.
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Post by Cyno on Jan 30, 2015 15:40:41 GMT -5
12. He used "baby girl" in an interview, reminding me of that flamboyantly gay office worker Keegan played in a Key and Peele skit.
(NSFW-ish)
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jan 30, 2015 15:44:09 GMT -5
13. "I'm about justice... but today, I'm about just us."
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 30, 2015 15:51:08 GMT -5
14. he makes it rain bitches
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 30, 2015 16:13:14 GMT -5
He would look divine in a loin cloth
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Post by hargh on Jan 30, 2015 16:45:43 GMT -5
16. He's not Batista.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 30, 2015 16:48:18 GMT -5
He's Luther Reigns illegitimate son from his indy tours of the Samoan Islands...
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 30, 2015 17:41:10 GMT -5
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 30, 2015 18:14:09 GMT -5
19-He is not John Cena.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jan 30, 2015 23:23:03 GMT -5
20 - His name is an anagram for "Ramen Groins".
Apropos of nothing, but it's funny to say. Ramen Groins.
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