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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 2:43:12 GMT -5
I'm going to go just to see "When Cougars Attack!" in a live format and because there's about a 100% chance that this movie is hilariously bad.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 2:46:55 GMT -5
I do like that he has a first edition of Tess of the d'Urbervilles though. Thomas Hardy doesn't get enough love in Neo-Victorianism.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 31, 2015 3:13:18 GMT -5
I've lucked out that my wife can't stand this crap.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 31, 2015 4:02:11 GMT -5
My sister in law wants to see this movie. She joked that she was going to take me. I told her I would go, but then she would have to go with me to a movie of my choosing. She changed her mind rather quickly.
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Post by Dragonfly on Jan 31, 2015 4:16:59 GMT -5
I've lucked out that my wife can't stand this crap. Mine too. We plan on seeing Accidental Love aka Nailed aka "The Film David O. Russell Doesn't Want You to See.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 31, 2015 8:17:08 GMT -5
I've lucked out that my wife can't stand this crap. Mine too. We plan on seeing Accidental Love aka Nailed aka "The Film David O. Russell Doesn't Want You to See. Considering I'm probably bartending at the restaurant right next to the theater that night..,,I'm more disappointed that it's this being released and not a popular book series based on hot, hot threesomes.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 31, 2015 8:21:38 GMT -5
I'm still stunned how much Dakota Johnson looks like her dad.
Imagining Sonny Crockett being romanced by Christian Grey makes this movie way more funny
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 8:23:32 GMT -5
funny how when it's in book form it's "art"
yet if the same content was published online it would be considered ponography.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 31, 2015 12:00:09 GMT -5
Great. An awful book that promotes abusive relationships is now an awful movie that promotes abusive relationships.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 31, 2015 14:32:44 GMT -5
At least you could use the awfulness of the book for comedic effect. You know, find a friend who has the book (after first questioning why he or she have the book in the first place ) gather around with them, a few others maybe, and break out your best impressions and try to keep a straight face while trying to read some of the ridiculous lines that were willingly approved and put into a front to back cover book. The movie though.... it's no laughing matter. It's kind of sad actually. Experimenting sexually is one thing. Practicing BDSM is one thing. But portraying the Christian Grey character as this abuser of relationships and calling him a protagonist? And putting that philosophy into theaters? It's going to make a lot of money though. Because just like The Twilight Saga, there's a demographic that's going to be into it. I mean, there's more then one thing in this world that proves that sex sells. And this movie is going to sell like an item at an auction. But it's still sad. Really, really sad.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 31, 2015 15:38:49 GMT -5
In one part of one of the books, Christian Gray's helicopter crashes and his family are really worried.
Two pages later, he walks through the door, completely unharmed.
Which begs the question of why this idiot author even bothered to write that part.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jan 31, 2015 16:00:32 GMT -5
Never read the books, but the trailers make it look absolutely dull. I knew that it was based on a Twilight fanfic, but not that Christian was basically Edward. Makes more sense now, why he seems so boring.
Ah, well, to each their own. I've never understood the fantasy of being romanced by a wealthy yet dull as a box of rocks businessman, and those who do can remain equally unimpressed by my crush on Michelangelo from TMNT.
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Post by Jiren on Jan 31, 2015 16:03:14 GMT -5
I'll watch it
Won't cost anything, Not even my sanity since I've already seen the black tar at the bottom of humanity's soul In theatres......I'm immune to shit movies
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 31, 2015 16:04:50 GMT -5
Personally I'm just hoping that Dakota Johnson emerges unscathed from this film, because I do like her. I'm hoping this isn't a "Showgirls" moment for her.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 31, 2015 18:14:41 GMT -5
I'm still stunned how much Dakota Johnson looks like her dad. Imagining Sonny Crockett being romanced by Christian Grey makes this movie way more funny Meanwhile somewhere in America Phillip Michael Thomas serves people Popcorn as they head into a cinema showing the movie
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 19:01:05 GMT -5
50 Shades Of Irrelevance.
Who honestly is sweating this movie? It's no different than any of those awful pre-menapausal masturbatory aids with some shirtless hunk on the cover but somehow it got a push.
Nothing about it is exceptional, and yet it's like the biggest thing ever.
Valentine's Day? Why not? You're just going to make a bunch of dumb ladies hate their pedestrian husbands that just quietly look after them every day because they're not "the guy from the thing."
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 31, 2015 19:03:25 GMT -5
The worst thing is that there are three books in the series.
Step aside, Back to the Future, a new trilogy champion is about to be crowned!
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jan 31, 2015 20:43:31 GMT -5
I'm going to see Kingsman that weekend. Should I be on the prowl for cougar action?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 31, 2015 20:51:06 GMT -5
In one part of one of the books, Christian Gray's helicopter crashes and his family are really worried. Two pages later, he walks through the door, completely unharmed. Which begs the question of why this idiot author even bothered to write that part.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 31, 2015 21:21:13 GMT -5
I'm going to go just to see "When Cougars Attack!" in a live format and because there's about a 100% chance that this movie is hilariously bad. Not sure which is worse: the pain depicted on screen or the pain of me having to watch it.
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