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Post by Fake Jesus on Jan 31, 2015 9:35:11 GMT -5
I had a dream that the royal rumble was happening "the first in 10 years." everyone was in the ring already including Roman Reigns who looked like Yokozuna. The clock countsdown to #1 and cult of personality hits, and CM Punk walks out wearing a ten gallon hat, but the second he enters the ring the entire ring combusts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 9:38:45 GMT -5
Roman Reigns who looked like Yokozuna. The Samoan genes finally caught up to him. I had a dream a couple nights ago when I found a Devitt/Balor action figure with Punisher designs. I cried when I woke up and realised it wasn't real. |
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Post by Abdullah on Jan 31, 2015 9:52:37 GMT -5
In one of my dreams, Carlito and Primo replaced Sheen and Cryer on "Two and a Half Men" for a season.
It was awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 10:12:16 GMT -5
In one of my dreams, Carlito and Primo replaced Sheen and Cryer on "Two and a Half Men" for a season. It was awesome. Just kidding... as long as the writing was different and it wasn't the same old bunch of farting and sex jokes. |
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Post by Abdullah on Jan 31, 2015 10:23:19 GMT -5
In one of my dreams, Carlito and Primo replaced Sheen and Cryer on "Two and a Half Men" for a season. It was awesome.Just kidding... as long as the writing was different and it wasn't the same old bunch of farting and sex jokes. I actually don't remember that or who the 'half man' was. Just the set. But yes, the show sucks and it's a shame that it was a ratings hit for so long. |
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 31, 2015 11:59:50 GMT -5
I have a recurring dream about Droz vomiting on the Miz. It may not be the focus of ththe dream, but it happens at some point. Like its on the background on a TV.
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Post by Gremlin on Jan 31, 2015 12:05:14 GMT -5
I once had a dream that Terry Funk and I were buddy cops.
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Post by Strotha on Jan 31, 2015 12:09:02 GMT -5
I had a dream where Vince was interviewing Triple H for the snob character and spent the whole interview gushing about his nose, then demanding of both Shane and Stephanie that one of them f*** Hunter and give Vince's grandkids that nose.
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jan 31, 2015 12:09:34 GMT -5
I've had this dream a couple of times where I'm backstage at a WWE event and I'm booked to be in the next match but I start panicking because I have no training, no idea how the match is supposed to go, no idea who I'm facing and nobody seems to realize I'm not a wrestler, I'm just some dude.
Last time I had that dream I realized I was in a dream so I concluded the only way to wake up was to randomly start punching people. It worked surprisingly.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 31, 2015 12:11:28 GMT -5
I have frequent dreams where I find cool and rare wrestling merchandise. Then I wake up and am devastated.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jan 31, 2015 12:20:47 GMT -5
I have a recurring dream about Droz vomiting on the Miz. It may not be the focus of ththe dream, but it happens at some point. Like its on the background on a TV. HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA |
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 31, 2015 12:21:22 GMT -5
I had a dream where me and Layla were.......
uhh, never mind. |
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Post by chuck the duke on Jan 31, 2015 13:28:22 GMT -5
A few days ago I had a dream where I was at work and ran into Chris Benoit. In the dream he'd killed his family but not himself. I didn't know what to say, so I settled on "I don't want to praise you, but it always amazed me how you continued to have great matches after..." then I struggled to find a polite way to say "after you murdered your wife and son", so I just said "after what happened." Then some orderlies came to take him back to the asylum as I wondered how and where Benoit wrestled after the murders.
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Jan 31, 2015 13:29:55 GMT -5
Had a dream Ryback was working at a KFC and kept saying "The big guy" over and over while laughing.
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Post by The Tee Why on Jan 31, 2015 13:35:34 GMT -5
I had a dream that Stone Cold made his WWE Return(in the modern era) as an actual wrestler. Except for some reason, he never got a single cheer/pop. Eventually he got up on all four turn buckles and his face was like  then :/ and kept slowly getting almost crying looks on his face as the crowd was silent for him. So he got on the mic and said "You know what, this was a bad f***in idea, I'm goin back to 316 gimmick street and you'll never see ol' stone cold in the WWE ring again" and he left. |
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 31, 2015 13:38:19 GMT -5
I don't think I'll have one that will beat CM Punk getting slimed at the Kids Choice Awards as he's doing promo about him being champion for X number of days. "Yeah you kids this is funny, well wait until the Rumble when I beat The Rock and retain my title, then who's going to be laughing? I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jan 31, 2015 13:48:13 GMT -5
I've mentioned it before in a similar topic, but my weirdest wrestling dream was actually totally normal apart from one off-kilter element, which somehow made it seem weirder than if the whole thing had been batshit insane.
It was shortly after Chris Jericho's WWF debut. In the dream, I found out he was coming to my neighborhood for a media appearance and would be signing autographs, so I went to see him. I even dreamed about the menial details like waiting in line and security personnel wandering about. Finally I got to approach him, and there he was, wearing his sparkly shirt and leather pants. Also, he was sitting about fifteen feet above me in the branches of a tree.
We talked for a bit, and then I left. I didn't get an autograph since he was up so high. Then I woke up.
Years later it was a source of amusement, when people were analyzing the f*** out of the "It Begins" vignettes and wondering whether the tree was meant to be symbolic.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jan 31, 2015 13:52:31 GMT -5
A couple years back, I had a dream that Wade Barrett (this was pre BnB) was the top heel champion, ala Corporate champ Rock. He strode to the ring to a thunderous chorus of boos. And on commentary, Cole gushed "Thank goodness we live in a Universe where Wade Barrett reigns supreme!" Then I woke up and I was sad.
The night after this year's Rumble, I had a dream that instead of the Reigns fiasco, it was an entirely different match that saw EVAN BOURNE as the winner, of all people. I woke up amused and surprised, but then reality returned and I was mad.
I've also had a few of those dreams where I suddenly found myself booked for a match despite having no training nor clue what to do. One involved CM Punk and a rope ladder. In another, I was supposed to be in a divas tag match with the NXT girls, but I had no gear and was desperately trying to pair up the clothes I had in my bag to try to cobble together a "look".
In a really strange one, I was married to John Cena, despite the fact that my waking self finds him as attractive as a month old sandwich. Anyway, this granted me access to the backstage and locker rooms, which at first was cool, until I realized all the other wrestlers were always pointing and laughing at me. After being particularly taunted by the Bellas, I confronted "my husband" on what the hell was going on. As he enveloped me in a warm, hearty embrace, he cooed "It's because I'm absolutely NOT attracted to you,". Luckily, this was just in time for CM Punk to walk by and burst out laughing uproariously.
I've also dreamt I was dating Randy Orton on three separate occasions. Weird cuz I'm not attracted to him in the slightest, I hate his ring work, and I find his character boring. Why I dream about Cena and Orton over wrestlers I actually like is beyond me. And should the trend continue and my subconscious feels the need to have Roman Reigns look strong, I'm going to be PISSED.
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Post by revolverjgw on Jan 31, 2015 13:55:21 GMT -5
I used to have nightmares about Vader in the early 90s, he'd bust in through the front door and chase me through the house, and of course my legs felt like they could barely move, you know how it is. So he'd catch me and pummel me. Or he'd just Vader Splash through the roof and directly into my room.
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Post by King Devitt on Jan 31, 2015 20:15:20 GMT -5
I had a dream a few weeks back that I was at Hobby Lobby buying art supplies, and pushing a cart around, but Bray Wyatt was with me.
He wasn't talking or anything, just walking along with me.
When I was in the aisle with the canvases I turned around and he was gone.
All the lights went off and Wyatt started chasing me around the store using his lantern as the only light. I remember running away and trying to hide but he always found me, at the end he cornered me in the back area where they have their clearance section and he threw the lantern against the wall which ignited the wall on fire. Then he started doing his exorcist crawl towards me and I woke myself up.
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then :/ and kept slowly getting almost crying looks on his face as the crowd was silent for him.
