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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 4, 2015 15:58:54 GMT -5
I actually like Del Rio and felt like I should enjoy him but he was just so boring for so much of his WWE run. If he ever gets hired back how would you book his return and could he actually be...*gasp* interesting?
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Feb 4, 2015 16:01:56 GMT -5
"I've come back to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, because IT IS MY DEESTINYY!"
That's about it.
Jokes aside, I'd pay money for Del Rio vs. Lesnar.
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 4, 2015 16:04:10 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston starts rubbing his arm, not understanding why he's suddenly getting a phantom pain, when he sees the silhouette of Alberto and goes "Oh god, the aggression..."
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Feb 4, 2015 16:05:18 GMT -5
Zach Ryder demands a match on RAW from the borethority. He gets it with a mystery opponent, which is Del Rio, who is more aggressive than ever, refusing to break the armbar after the bell, as JBL screams about "Mexicos greatest export!" and the fans empty out to the concession stands in record numbers. Perro.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 4, 2015 16:06:10 GMT -5
I wouldn't.
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Post by Crimson on Feb 4, 2015 16:09:15 GMT -5
I'd have Del Rio lock the armbar onto Zach Ryder, and then not let go after the match.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 4, 2015 16:09:43 GMT -5
Arrive
Aggression
Apathy
Leave
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Feb 4, 2015 16:12:09 GMT -5
I'd have Daniel Bryan last until the very end of the Royal Rumble next year, he has cleaned the ring, there is only one entrant left, the #30 entry is Del Rio, who eliminates Bryan.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Feb 4, 2015 16:15:59 GMT -5
On his first night back I'd book him in a loser leaves WWE match...which he loses and leaves forever.
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 4, 2015 16:19:18 GMT -5
I actually like Del Rio and felt like I should enjoy him but he was just so boring for so much of his WWE run. If he ever gets hired back how would you book his return and could he actually be...*gasp* interesting? For a serious answer: Use the "Reality Era" to its advantage. Make videos of Del Rio talking about how he was unjustly fired and it cost him everything, so he went back to the drawing board. Slowly, as he's close to his debut, give more and more pieces of the story, until you're coming right out and saying on camera "Alberto Del Rio got fired because the WWE chose to fire him in order to protect a WWE employee who was racist towards him, and now Del Rio is back for revenge on the company." Then, Del Rio is in charge of the New Los Boricuas. A newer, more aggressive New Los Boricuas, at that- and they feud with the New Day for months until they realize that the New Day isn't a new Nation. Both teams shake hands, then give up and look for white biker skinheads they can beat up. |
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Post by kevin on Feb 4, 2015 16:31:10 GMT -5
"I've come back to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, because IT IS MY DEESTINYY!" That's about it. Jokes aside, I'd pay money for Del Rio vs. Lesnar. I would too it is a shame we probably will never see it. I actually think giving him the world title is not a bad idea. Have HHH hand it to him and declare the titles resplit. Have him beat multiple challengers but avoid a fan favorite Ryback or Ziggler for months untill they finally force a match and beat him for the title. The make him a top heel always chasing and close to either of the world titles. |
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Post by Andy Martin on Feb 4, 2015 16:37:12 GMT -5
With a Mariachi band.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 4, 2015 16:52:55 GMT -5
- Del Rio returns and challenges Lesnar
- Lesnar beats him in 12 seconds
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 4, 2015 17:20:34 GMT -5
One hour Broadway with Sheamus.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 4, 2015 17:21:32 GMT -5
Ban the words "Destiny" and "Aggressive" from anything involving him. Give him some losses every now and then. Let him have his 2010 personality back.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 17:47:02 GMT -5
During his time away, Alberto quits the wrestling business and gets a job as a slick ad executive. Meanwhile; having been hit by Alberto's car 2 years ago, Santa finally succumbs to lingering health problems and dies. Del Rio, being the cause of the problem, is forced to take the red on become Santa Alberto, returning to the WWE to bring joy to the niños, gringos, and perros of the WWE Universe. Gradually he grows a thick white beard and packs on the pounds and is joined by his son, former WWE personality Ricardo Rodriguez.
But things get messy thanks to a rocky relationship with his ex-wife (WWE Diva AJ Lee) and hernew husband (Judge Reinhold). Is it Alberto's destiny to be a good father and keep up his aggressive nature while juggling two full-time jobs?
Slap on the Cross Armbreaker because its going to tickle your funny bone. And forget "SI! SI! SI!", you'll be cheering "HO! HO! HO!"
The Santa Clausé! Coming to a ring near you!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 18:16:46 GMT -5
You had better believe that it involves kicking the shit out of Clasico Sin Cara.
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Post by Andy Martin on Feb 4, 2015 18:23:30 GMT -5
- Del Rio returns and challenges Lesnar - Lesnar beats him in 12 seconds Make it six seconds and we're in business. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 18:36:09 GMT -5
I'd have him walk down the ramp, then on the other side of the ring walk up a special 2nd ramp that says "For Del Rio use only" which leads out of the building.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 4, 2015 18:38:19 GMT -5
I'd make him a big deal, pretty quick.
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